This will be the continuing story of AWTY Dakkatoof and his adventures on
Many decades have passed where AWTY and his roving band of orks have carved a bloody reputation all through the imperial space. Still liking to ally with Tau he also has occasionally had to give them a good krumping once in a while to make sure he gets paid well. Once he landed and wiped out an entire chaos demon army, looted the planet and left just when a blood angel army was arriving. Again AWTY laughed. His reputation grew, his name brought terror into the hearts of any human who heard his name. Soon his army was so large he soon needed space barges and multiple cruisers to move his army from one planet to another.
One day after krumping some space marines off a planet his spy grot came to him and told him the other warbosses was headin to someplace called “Morgargdurlurkgulsh Ardregsnikslag”.“Good work, here is your reward” and AWTY threw the grot a space marine bolt pistol. “Since this is such valuable information have some lunch on me” and AWTY then reached in to the pen and threw a squig at the grot. He watched for a minute as the grot kept hitting the squig with the pistol while trying to make it fire, and the squig kept trying to eat the grot.
AWTY turned and walked over to the battle wagon Big Red and asked Big Mek Gitburna what the heck was Morgargdurlurkgulsh Ardregsnikslag. Gitburna’s eyes widened and replied "Morgargdurlurkgulsh ardregsnikslag, is the fortress of ancient, terrifying power, land of waiting death, pain and destruction. The home of the undying silver boyz. It is also the place where we can find living metal.”
“So what” AWTY replied,
“Boss, if we could make our stompas and our cruisers out of that living metal we would be able to take over the universe and the rest of outerspace too”
“So where is this place?”
“Let me talk to the ships weird boy and he can get us there real fast”
Just then a shot rang out, and AWTY turned to see that the grot had finally shot the squig and was looking mighty proud of his new pistol.
“Go ahead and start the arrangements and I will get the waagh started.”
“Right boss, going there right now.”
AWTY put the prod in productivity and got the army teleported to the ships. While he was yelling and kicking he glanced over and saw the spy grot had skinned the squig and made a holster for his bolt pistol and was sitting there happily chewing on the last of the squig. AWTY yelled for him to get back to work.
Once on board the cruiser World Killa AWTY met with his nobs and the meks, telling them this waagh was about getting pieces of living metal to make a living stompa so that the waagh AWTY would be unstoppable with lots of fightin and lots of eatin. The word soon got out to the crew and the army and the waagh was born. Due to the energy of the waagh inside the ship the weird boy was able to get AWTY and his army to Morgargdurlurkgulsh Ardregsnikslag a week before the other orks.
AWTY took the lead, never being the type to join a used war, he liked to start the war and have others join his waagh. So AWTY had his army teleported to the surface of the planet. Seeing that he had not left any boys behind he and his biker gang got onto the teleporter and the mek pulled the lever. With a swirling motion and a swishing sound AWTY was teleported to the planet and started looking for trouble.
First battle report can be found here. The Orks Have Landed
After making Gitburna very happy with pieces of an exploded monolith he roamed the countryside looking for more robots to break up. He really wanted a living stompa as he was fond of the one he had on that moon near Cadia but those darn imperial guard tanks had blown it up (left a really big crater too) and he was determined to make one that those big tanks of the humies would not be able to turn into a crater.
About a week later the other ork armies began to arrive, and soon after spy grot came to pay a visit. “Boss” the grot started “one thing they is all talking about is a tablet thing that gives directions on how to make the living metal.”
“What tablet thing are you talking about?”
“It’s like a book only different, that has the secret code stuff to use to make the necrodermus generator make living metal.”
Just then Gitburna strolled up and asked “what about a necrodermus generator?”
The spy grot explained again about the tablet that was like a book only different, and that the book could tell how to make the living metal.
Gitburna looked excited, “boss we has got to find this book!”
AWTY looked at him and said “if we find this book then I want the first stompa to be named after me”
“That’s fine boss, but we gotta find the book first.”
AWTY looked down on the spy grot and reached over the fence by the squig pen and grabbed a small one. Then took a blade that he had found sticking out of his leg and threw both the blade and the squig at the grot “have some lunch” he said to the grot and walked away.
While out with a truck load of boys looking for the book he was surprised by the necrons. “Maybe they know where the book is, lets ask them” and gunned his bike towards the biggest necron he saw.
Battle Report here: Its Them Interrupted
After the battle AWTYs pain boy found him laying on the ground next to his smashed bike. The pain boy noted that AWTY was missing the lower half of his body and with a nod to the mek, with a swirling motion and a splashing sound AWTY was teleported back to the cruiser to get proper fixed up.
Gitburna was really happy and was having his boys pick up the pieces of the exploded monolith and having them carried back to the main camp. A few of the smaller meks came over and were wondering what that sound was from the next valley. Gitburna went to the top of the hill and looked. There he saw the metal warriors exiting from the ground. “That must be the entrance to their factory” he exclaimed.
Without a warboss to make things complicated Gitburna got with his fellow mek Waagut and they decided to lead a patrol to a place where they could find more of them undying silver boys. So over the hill they went, heading straight for the entrance to the tomb.
Battle report here: The Orks Are Taking Over
After the fight Gitburna found himself with more of the metal from another exploded monolith. The secret underground entrance was empty, just a big pit in the ground. “Maybe they was looking for something” he thought. “Too bad Waagut had got his cybork shorted out.” Waagut hadn’t been killed as reported, after the nightbringer hit him his cybork parts shorted out and he stiffened up and fell down. He only looked like he was dead. Gitburna had gone over to see his friend (and take his teeth before the pain boys got them) and found out he wasn’t all the way dead. Using the battery from the truck nearby he gave Waagut a shock and his parts started working again, and he staggered away. “If Waagut was a bit healthier he could help me figure out how to start building this living stompa.
He also went looking for Slingblade, but he was missing again. “I hope they sell him to the arena” he said out loud. He then went over to his new pile and sent the blue shirt nob back to the base camp and told him to move the whole camp here and make sure to bring the big pile of living metal.
On the Ork space cruiser World Killa AWTY Dakkatoof had just finished getting his cybork put back on and made to work. He ad a little more cybork than last tome but at least he could walk now. “Right then boys, lets get back down to the planet and get into the fight” AWTY spoke to his biker gang. The nobs rolled their bikes to the transporter and circled around the platform. AWTY rolled on into the center and yelled at the mek to pull the lever. With a circling motion and a gurgling sound the nob bikers and AWTY were sent down to the planet.
Meanwhile down on the planet
Big Mek Gitburna was trying to figure out how to weld this living metal stuff together. He had the wreckage of 3 necron monoliths as well as many small bits and pieces of all the toasters that they had killed. Yet no matter what he tried the stuff would not stay together. He was getting a bit frustrated that his dream of a living stompa would take longer than planned.
Just then a truck drove up and skidded to a stop just before running into Gitburn. A nob with a blue shirt got out and started yelling at him. “We think we found that book thing you was looking for” he said with a smile. Gitburna looked away from his welding project and turned to face the nob. “Where?” he asked. The nob replied “in the valley a few hills from here, but there is a problem”. “What problem” Gitburna said with a scowl thinking he was about to get extorted for more teef. “Them humies has beat us to it, and are digging it up right now”, the nob pointed in the general direction of the book, not so much as to indicate direction but to show off the rather large klaw that the nob had.
Gitburna was thinking, he thought he was thinking so hard that his brain was smoking, until he looked down and saw that he had left his burna on and had just cooked his squig. “Lets go get dat book before the humies can muk up our plans for da living stompa” all the while torn between wanting the book in the hope that it told the secret to welding living metal, and wanting to eat the freshly cooked squig. Gitburna started yelling for everyone to mount up and roll out, there was krumpin to do. He grabbed his cooked squig and jumped into the battle wagon with the flash gits and Badrukk. The whole army disappeared over the hill before Gitburna could take the first bite.
With a flash of light and the sound of running water AWTY and his bikers materialized into form. He looked around, nothing, not a single ork for as far as the eye could see. Of course he was in a valley so the hills didn’t help, but the fact of the matter was that the Ork army had disappeared. AWTY sat on his bike and wondered what to do next. Suddenly he heard booming coming from across the hills. “That’s gunfire boys, lets get stuck in” and the biker gang revved their engines and headed towards the sound of the fight, hoping they could get there before the fighting ended and they missed out on krumpin something.
Battle report here:AWTY Returns
AWTY surveyed the battlefield, the boys had got the book thing that the meks had wanted so much, yet the only mek who might have been able to use it was now being tended by the pain boys. They had told him that it was only a head wound and that they were going to fill in the cracks of his brain with grot, squig, and snotling brains that had been ‘specially mixed for makin orks smarter.
Not to mention that two of his four battle wagons were out of action, one had been blown to smithereens and the other seriously damaged. The kill kannon was still working and the flash gitz were paying some meks to fix up “their” battle wagon. The other was going to be a little more work, as the meks who normally rode in it were all chopped into little parts. AWTY also needed to find some more burna boys, they were a looney lot, but useful in a fight. He rode around looking for some boys that had gotten bigger so he could recruit some replacements for his biker gang.
He still had his old friend Waagut who had been a mek before AWTY had ever used his first choppa. Maybe he can use the book to make a living metal stompa. So he gave the book to Waagut and went about getting his army back together.
A little while later Waagut came up to AWTY, “we need the necromundus generator” he said.
“The necrodermus generator, it makes the living metal, and is what makes the metal boys fix themselves, and makes the monoliths work, and causes the machines to run, and makes the destroyers fly, and makes…”
“OK, Ok” AWTY interrupted. He knew Waagut could ramble on for a very long time. Once AWTY had even died of thirst waiting for Waagut to finish a sentence. “So where do we find this generator?”
Waagut answered “you know that hole we found while you was on vacation?”
“I heard about it, haven’t been there to see it myself”
“That’s where it is boss, we gots to go back and dig around some more, Gitburna left it unguarded so we could go get this book”
“Just what I like, fighting for the same thing twice, makes it more fun”
“Well boss, we should get going before the metal boys find out we have the book”
AWTY ordered the army to pack up and move, what could not be fixed or carried was transported to the cruiser. Hopefully Gitburna would be in better shape soon, he really wanted a living stompa, he had a few scores to settle.
After mining what little metal the boys could find at the last battle site, AWTY was getting anxious. He was just getting ready to out on a patrol when his other big mek Waagut came walking up to him.
AWTY looked at Waagut, “what do you mean a generator?” Waagut exclaimed back “boss, we needs this generator to make the livin metal, so we can build a living stompa, then build a whole bunch more, then take over the world, then take over the planet system, then take over the universe, then take over….” “OK, OK, I get it” AWTY interrupted, he remembers he once died of thirst listening to Waagut talk, that mek could go on and on about something. He had even seen regular meks shrivel up and mummify while listening to him.
“I is goin to go look for it now, you stay here and make sure all the repaires get made to the stuff” AWTY directed. Then he drove his bike, followed by his nob gang into the sunrise.
Waagut looked around and got to wondering how to make it all work. He got the battle wagons working and made sure the various boys were paintin stuff red, and was about to start on a project. When the spy grot came into the camp. The spy grot asked where AWTY was and got told he was away. So the spy grot expecting lunch went up to Waagut and started talking.
“Dem humies has done found the generator, and those eldar are the responsible parties.” Waagut knew, as he was wise for an ork, that the pesky eldar were always meddling in the affairs of waaghs, and often times made them go the wrong way. So he asked the grot where, and was told. Waagut then without paying the grot a lunch went over to the shop and made a radio message.
The Tau had been looking for AWTY to hire him again, this time Waagut hired the Tau. “If you help us gets the generator, we will help you fight the dark eldar that are bothering you” he said over the radio.
“We will assist you now, with your promise to help us later” said the Tau commander. “We will be planet side in mere moments, please send the coordinates. Waagut typed in some numbers from the top of his head where he figured the spy grot had mentioned, and then turned off the radio. As he stepped out of his shack he tripped on a guard squig, so he kicked it and it went flying towards the spy grot. He thought for a moment that the grot looked far too happy for a grot about to get eaten by a squig.
“We can’t wait for the boss, we needs to get there now, mount up and ride” he yelled. The whole camp was mounted and over the nearest hill before anyone could see the spy grot pull a bolt pistol and shoot the squig. Spy grot knew there would be no one to bother him for a long while, he was going to enjoy this lunch.
Battle Report Here: Orks Get A Generator
After the battle while Waagut was readin instructions and the generator was making necrons one by one, and the boys were standing by killing them as they came out. AWTY and his nobs drove up and asked what had happened. Waagut explained he took the army and borrowed the Tau, who AWTY now owes a favor to, and got the generator. Waagut would have spoken at great length to get the point accross, but AWTY interupted. "So builds me a stompa now!!" AWTY yelled, "and I wants it named after me cuzz it was me who got all the stuff so the meks like you could build me a living stompa." He paused and looked around, all the other orks were looking at him, AWTY decided he had been hanging around Waagut too long and was starting to say too much at once. So he yelled at the top of his lungs so that even the necrons could hear him, "GET TO WORK!"
There was a flurry of activity as all the meks started moving and banging around pieces of metal. AWTY was satisfied for now that his living stompa was under construction.
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