Author Topic: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game. (Read 48693 times)

Raktra (So long, I guess) · « **Reply #20 on:** June 15, 2009, 04:42:01 PM »

Quote from: Inquisitor JamBob of the Ordo Moderatus on June 14, 2009, 10:27:37 PM

Chaplain Lemartes of the Blood Angels gets a bit drunk after someone spikes the red grail.

Tut tut Jimmy, that should be Corbulo

Calgar and Lysander play patty-cake with their weapons, blowing each other to pieces.

JackofBlades · « **Reply #21 on:** June 15, 2009, 04:47:48 PM »

Wazdakka gets in a trafic accident

Thalandir · « **Reply #22 on:** June 15, 2009, 05:06:22 PM »

Old Zogwort turns Ghazgkhull into a squig - woops, there goes the prophet of the Waaagh.....

~Thal

Starrakatt · « **Reply #23 on:** June 15, 2009, 06:39:50 PM »

Eldrad Ulthran, legendary seer of Ulthwé, psycher supreme and pawner of Chaos - choke on a chicken bone.

Starky

Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) · « **Reply #24 on:** June 15, 2009, 08:17:58 PM »

Eldrad's already dead in the middle of a big Slaaneshi circle jerk, choking won't make much difference.

Lucius gets the herp.

Starrakatt · « **Reply #25 on:** June 15, 2009, 08:29:29 PM »

Who cares?

Hemorrhoids are what's really killed the Emperor. He officially died on the golden toilet.

Starky

Droofus · « **Reply #26 on:** June 15, 2009, 08:45:51 PM »

I'll expand on Jester's...

Fulgrim wasn't possessed by a daemon after all. Turns out that madness is a side effect of syphilis.

Thalandir · « **Reply #27 on:** June 16, 2009, 01:27:42 AM »

Ghazgkhull and Yarrick decide to settle their differences over a slice of pizza and a game of 40k

. Naturally, they both take their own model as their army's HQ.

Also, Marneus Calgar and Cato Sicarius grow bored of the Ultramarines, and spend the rest of their days partying with the daemonettes.

~Thal

Raktra (So long, I guess) · « **Reply #28 on:** June 16, 2009, 05:38:51 PM »

Cassius and Straken both fall afoul of a large magnet, and end up stuck together for eternity.

JamesBot 9000 · « **Reply #29 on:** June 16, 2009, 11:25:44 PM »

Quote from: Raktra on June 15, 2009, 04:42:01 PM

Quote from: Inquisitor JamBob of the Ordo Moderatus on June 14, 2009, 10:27:37 PM
Chaplain Lemartes of the Blood Angels gets a bit drunk after someone spikes the red grail.
Tut tut Jimmy, that should be Corbulo

I thought Lemartes was funnier because Chaplains are supposed to assert discipline and control over their brothers.

An ork who's born OCD.

Sayt · « **Reply #30 on:** June 17, 2009, 12:31:24 AM »

Quote from: Inquisitor JamBob of the Ordo Moderatus on June 16, 2009, 11:25:44 PM

An ork who's born OCD.

Even better, OCD painboy.

Chaos Lord getting turned into a spawn by a random aspiring Sorcerer.

burgers4me · « **Reply #31 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:15:25 AM »

Abaddon getting killed by a grot. (the old deep strike mishap; I pokez you in da atomz)

Archaon · « **Reply #32 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:22:53 AM »

Someone forgot to chain up the death company dreadnought......

Fire_Vyper · « **Reply #33 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:41:57 AM »

Kharn the Betrayer becomes paralyzed, after tripping and falling down a large cliff, in front of advancing conscripts and gets trampled to death.

Lord Commissar Spiteful · « **Reply #34 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:47:34 AM »

Marbo breaks his neck when he slips getting out of the company shower.

Awfully Dandy · « **Reply #35 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:56:43 AM »

Space marine commander realises sand is in his armour.

JackofBlades · « **Reply #36 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:17:46 AM »

All non space marine characters are put on a bus and the bus gets blown up.

Calamity · « **Reply #37 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:02:00 PM »

Commander Chenkov spends the whole battle sending hundreds and hundreds of his own troops into the meatgrinder, heavy boltering the ones trying to retreat back, only to be executed by the commissar as a heretic for taking the emperor's name in vain when a sniper shot his vodka bottle. Lousy hypocritical drunk.

Seren Nos · « **Reply #38 on:** June 18, 2009, 10:20:15 AM »

Eldrad Ulthuan being hit by a speeding waveserpent, as he didn't see it coming.....

Droofus · « **Reply #39 on:** June 18, 2009, 12:58:20 PM »

A computer virus infects a tomb world, causing the Necrons there to become Benevecrons, who go around spreading joy and happiness throughout the universe. There preferred method of attack is to phase in to impoverished parts of the galaxy and build schools and orphanages.

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