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The Hive City of Quaranticus
« on: February 25, 2010, 05:50:18 AM »
Boys and Starky.

This Tavern has gone far too long without a game.

A game of stupendous giggles, of stupidity, of laughter, of bizarre characters and even more bizarre situations.

I have played many a RPG in my day, and I take it on myself to create a Tavern Game!

SO 4 things people:

1: Who wants to play?
2: Anyone got great ideas to add?
3: I will be updating every weekend (or whenever the F*** I feel like. Who knows... But probably weekly at least)
4: Help me, the Tavern is scary...


Current Players:
Hrothgar the Thirsty, played by Yarrick
Kallisti, Herald of Slaanesh, played by Jester
Daemon Lord Cain, played by incromprehensible German name
Sgt McTaffy, played by Land Rover Tangi
Warboss Skullkrakka Da' Terra' uv Dionysus of the very long Tau name, played byVanity Killer
Tac the Fierce, played by Spotted Zebra
Sanctjud of Slurgle, played by Sanctjud
Loken, played by Remembrancer
Fred the Kitten Keeper, played by Matt
Shas'el Pwn'da'nub, played by Only Slightly Crazy
Specimen 8947, played by Hive Fleet Dread C'thulu
Farseer Othera, played by Guardmen's Bane


And the adorable ripper guide.

Burgers!

(Note: It will probably be only about 5-10 people. Hurry up...)
« Last Edit: March 4, 2010, 02:31:12 AM by burgers4me »
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2010, 05:58:47 AM »
I shall join you in this epic quest o' burgery one, my fealty is yours.

What are we playing though?

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2010, 06:08:52 AM »
You will be a motley group of adventurers from all walks of the universe, somehow able to understand each other.
You need to form an allegiance for the sake of cookies!
You will perform task at the whim of the Emperor (me)!
You will be rated in cookies for perfoming the tasks set.

There will be fun!

And cookies.

Burgers!

(And yes I know I am being vague. It isn't really that specific as yet. I am waiting for people, and their characters. This is the Tavern, and amphetamine parrot will hit the roof...)
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2010, 06:12:24 AM »
I shall begin to craft a character post haste! (is this a serious or comedic venture?)

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2010, 09:57:32 AM »
Yes, are we going serious or comedic?  Oh and I am in, just for giggles.
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 11:23:03 AM »
The Tavern has gone too long without the Ravine Lord, so Daemon Lord Cain of the Fifth Wind Legion pledges  his support to this game.
"special weapons, what special weapons, oh look skulls, BLAAAGABLAGAAAGGGGG BLOOD SKULLS BLOOD SKULLS"
-Sanctjud

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 05:24:57 PM »
Firstly, thank you for all your support!

This game will be based on several criteria, but it will be somewhat realisitic. I won't tell you what they are yet :D
So make your characters from any codex, from Guard to Tryanids, from Calgar to rippers.

Remember, God Modding will only be applicable in some situations... (All others will cause cookie confiscation!)

So here is a general character frame:

Codex: Which codex you are using (if your human, just use Guard)
Name: Your name, and/or title.
Weapons: As it says. Remember, do not go OTT too much.
Abilities: Are you a strong man? A suicidal ripper? Are you Starky?
Super duper awesome ability: One ability, applicable in certain situation when told (Power affects this...).
Bit of Background: Not why you are here, but who you are.

So here are too examples:
Codex: Tyranid
Name: Ripper 37-A
Weapons: Ferocious Jaws and acid spit.
Abilities: Can talk and is fast, small and very cute.
Super duper awesome ability: The amazingly cute face of cuteness!
Bit of Background: Ripper 37-A was a failed prototype from Hive Fleet Behemoth. Being much too cute for normal battles, the single prototype was shot across space to hit some planet somewhere. Ripper 37-A soon hit Hive Quaranticus. It felt the call of the cookie Emperor, ready to lead his new allies. So it waited in the sewer...

And yes, you have a cute ripper for your guide! It is the tavern.

So remember, this game will be somewhat realistic. So if you are super duper, enemies will be scaled. Team work will be applicable.

Burgers!
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2010, 06:20:11 PM »
Codex: Orks
Name: Warboss Skullkrakka Da' Terra' uv Dionysus
Weapons: Power Klaw, Shoota.
Abilities: Master of hand to hand combat, and seeker of the cookies fer Da WAAAGH!
Super duper awesome ability: Can call da Waaagh for everyone to be invulnerable for one post (Tell me if this is too overboard burgers)
Bit of Background: Warboss Skullkrakka came to Hive Quaranticus looking for cookies to make his boyz bigger and stronger than the rest of the "runty gitz."  He constantly looks for more cookies and can think of nothing else.

We got an Ork Warboss ready to krump some 'eads.

VK
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 08:14:28 PM »
Codex: IG
Name: Sgt McTaffy
Weapons: Missile Launcher, Shotgun, frag and krak grenades, demo charge, bowie knife.
Abilities: Blow the amphetamine parrot outa everything!
Super duper awesome ability: Can wire up one friendly vehicle 'to blow'.
Background: Every since he was a little boy, Sgt McTaffy as been fasinated with explosions.  Bangers down the toilet, exploding cigars, fireworks in holy shrines, he just likes to blow amphetamine parrot up.  However he's been on the run since he wired up his platoon commissars hat to explode.  He will join up with any team that needs amphetamine parrot blown up, weither they know it yet or not....

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 09:03:41 PM »
Codex: Chaos Space Marines
Name: Daemon Lord Cain
Weapons: MC-CCW (Claws)
Abilities: Wings, Breath of Chaos
Super Special Awesome Ability: Weaken/Open the veil between the Warp and the Material Realm

Ascended to Daemonhood exactly 1111 years after splitting from the Angels of the Aquila during the Krathis Massacre, Cain is the lord and master of the Fifth Wind Legion, and to this day seeks the total annihilation of his past Chapter and it's Chapter Master, Macharius. Fate has brought him to Hive Quaranticus, a bad Warp Rift, and until Cain summons the strength to return to his Legion, he shall wait, and use use any minions weaklings underlings he comes across to complete his mission.
"special weapons, what special weapons, oh look skulls, BLAAAGABLAGAAAGGGGG BLOOD SKULLS BLOOD SKULLS"
-Sanctjud

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2010, 09:23:04 PM »
Codex: Daemons
Name: Kallisti, Herald of Slaanesh
Weapons: Rending Claws, Daemonic Gaze (Eye lazers of DOOM!) Cello (For Pavaning)
Abilities: Daemon...Sharp Claws, Eye Lasers, ability to conceal an instrument larger than she is...plus obligatory Slaaneshi Ninjitsu
Super duper awesome ability: Domino Field (The ability to make the improbable, probable.)
Bit of Background: Kallisti heard that there were some delicious cookies, and had nothing better to do after her falling out with The Masque (A result of the infamous "Dancing Queen Incident") Quarantinicus seemed like such a lovely place in the travel brochures, and it was sure to be a marked improvement over Stereotypicallygrim darkynamicus.

Come for the cookies, stay for...Well, the cookies, but also,  the myriad opportunities to introduce a little chaos to the world.
The Tavern is dead. Long live The Tavern.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2010, 09:43:19 PM »
Codex:Space wolves
Name: Hrothgar the Thirsty (the empty cupped, The stout, the well-saturated)
Weapons: Thunder hammer/storm shield/Bolt pistol/Large Stein of Ale
Abilities: Bull charge/ Immovable bulk/ unpleasant demeanor.
Super duper scooper ability: Bar fight- able to drink to such excess that he can no longer feel pain, fatigue or logic.
Backround: After being banished from Fenris after trying to "hook up" with Erik Morkai after one too many Tankards of Mead during the great feast, Hrothgar travels the galaxy doing what he wants as long as it feeds him and his hammer.

note: if this takes on a more serious tone i shall change his silliness accordingly.
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2010, 09:47:47 PM »
Yarrick, This is a TAVERN GAME!

It will not be serious. It will be serious people in relly bizarre situations...

First post updated...
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2010, 09:53:03 PM »
I want to join!

Ive never done an RPG before :)

Codex:Imperial Guard
Name: Tac the Fierce
Weapons: Plasma pistol, power sword.
Abilities: the ability to: Move very quickly, and Eat enormous amounts of food
Super Duper ability: Stop time due to caffeine high and run around superfast.
Backround: Was a drifter scavenging over leftovers on Morgis III, and decided to run off to another planet in search of more red bull.

If my super duper ability is too strong plz PM me about it :P thx
« Last Edit: February 25, 2010, 09:59:50 PM by Spotted zebra »

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2010, 11:34:15 PM »
Codex: Chaos Space Marines
Name: Sanctjud, Daemon Prince of Slurgle.
Weapons: Plaguebringer and Blissgiver...and my meat stick.
Abilities: Has so much Chaosgoo stored in him to share with everyone, STD delivery systemS, Hentai-Monster Tenticle Attack, back door ambush attack for boosted damage.
Super duper awesome ability: "Free Candy in the Van"- targetted person falls into the trap that is the highly legit Candy Van.  They come back out walking funny...
Bit of Background: I know you, you know me, we're a happy family.  I get intimate with you and you guys run... it's so rewarding to catch my Chaosgoo dumps.  Best friend is Pedobear and Doom Rider, we are both fueled by cocaine.  I'm one of four Tavern Gods here and prob. spend too much time here with you guys to deserve that title.

Oh yea...would you all like a drink... my body made it.  It's a bit on the salty side I'm told...
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2010, 03:31:11 AM »
Codex: Daemon Hunters
Name: Loken, fallen grey knight.
Weapons: Nemesis force weapon and wrist mounted stormbolter. He also carries his trusty 'purge o' matic' for a bit of on the spot flagellation.
Abilities: Centuries of combat experience and training as well as a deep seated self loathing and shame. A fondness for fondue and skimpy outfits, the more latex and leather the better. Able to break a man with a single blow and go through whole packs of razor blades.
Super duper awesome ability: "Wail of penance" A battle cry explaining in graphic detail his shamefull fall to lust and perversions able to shock the socks of anyone in a hundred metere radius. Delivered in a halting monotone for maximum 'tortured psyche' effect.
Background: Ex-grey knight, victim to the lusts of the body and slannesh, carries a deep seated self loathing and significant lack of self esteem. Has a penchant to whip himself at the most inopportune times, has nicknamed his purge o matic 5000, (a whip) Betty.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2010, 07:39:48 PM »
I'd love to take Betty out on the town and go to town ripping Loken a new one...
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
Raptor Jesus will get you Tangi... oh he will.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2010, 12:09:05 AM »
sanctjud... you killed our game.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2010, 12:13:30 AM »
Oh i dont know, Loken rather likes it, it gives him additional chances to 'purify' and purge himself.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2010, 12:15:07 AM »
Oh i dont know, Loken rather likes it, it gives him additional chances to 'purify' and purge himself of thunderbeads.


There, I corrected that for you.
I'm just being my merry self as described in my bio here :D.
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
Raptor Jesus will get you Tangi... oh he will.

 


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