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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3940 on: June 8, 2006, 01:17:02 AM »
The lemonade was in fact laced with cyanide and happiness. And by happiness I mean more cyanide.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3941 on: June 8, 2006, 06:06:10 AM »
little did jimmy know that the reanimated corpses of cossacks secret love triangle were slowly, ever so slowly inching thier way towards jimmy's undercover brothel...
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3942 on: June 8, 2006, 10:16:02 PM »
Quote from: The One (But Soon to be One of Many) Jimmy on June  8, 2006, 01:17:02 AM
The lemonade was in fact laced with cyanide and happiness. And by happiness I mean more cyanide.

But the amount of cyanide was just enough to purge his body of ailments and restore his health. (as all doctors know, most poisons are medicine in the right dose, and was Cyanide oh so perfect)

Quote from: Cossack formerly Lord Solar on June  8, 2006, 06:06:10 AM
little did jimmy know that the reanimated corpses of cossacks secret love triangle were slowly, ever so slowly inching thier way towards jimmy's undercover brothel...

Still ignoring Solar because he is still screwed with the C'tan bit.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3943 on: June 9, 2006, 05:32:02 AM »
Ok fine, the dead animal corpses in mybowels which you admited the c'tan couldn't get are now savaging jimmy and are comming for you!
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3944 on: June 10, 2006, 01:27:58 AM »
The C'Tan mistake me for you... such a cool thing tragedy...
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3945 on: June 10, 2006, 05:42:06 AM »
NO WAY! I am such a sexy bondabge freak! evryone wants me! Don't settle for second best jimmy! i'm only a  phone call and £5 away!

Ps, Jimmy falls over and dies.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3946 on: June 10, 2006, 07:18:34 AM »
A big meteor comes out of the sky and Solar is of no more. :D

Party time  8)
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3947 on: June 10, 2006, 03:33:09 PM »
so what you are saying is that the meteor hits the c'tan within which i am trapped? a meteor would have little to no effect upon the c'tan and i survive unscathed within its stomach whereas the ctan out for vengeance tears you a new anal orifice
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3948 on: June 10, 2006, 03:42:37 PM »
Your soul is within the C'tan, your carnal body is blown to smitherine.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3949 on: June 11, 2006, 12:19:26 AM »
Your Kabal turns on you for being weak.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3950 on: June 11, 2006, 03:32:02 AM »
first i skin u alive then through in a large glass box full of porcupines and watch as they shoot quils into your exposed muscle and organs. Then i would roll u down a gravel hill  into a large pool of salt water. Then i would disect all your non vital organs and digestive system. finaly i would cut off all your limbs and finally i would place u on a large pile of slow burning material and watch as you are slowly consumed by flame. 

YAY!!
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3951 on: June 11, 2006, 08:26:27 AM »
Wow you screwed about with him a bit...

*Pulls out a boltpistol and shoots him once, in the head.*

Simple but effective. :)
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3952 on: June 11, 2006, 10:09:02 AM »
I blow you up with a grenade.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3953 on: June 11, 2006, 04:03:35 PM »
I pull out my trusty but neglected flintlock pistol.

snipe you from four miles away.
Watch for people wanting to kill me for my so-called idiocy ;)

Like this
« Last Edit: June 11, 2006, 04:14:03 PM by Kjata »
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3954 on: June 11, 2006, 05:18:08 PM »
A nondescript cardboard box sits near by. It looks like something is peeking out of the handle hole at you. you walk over and kick it alittle. Its just a cardboard box...A snake falls from the sky and bites you on the neck. you die seconds later.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3955 on: June 11, 2006, 11:25:37 PM »
I tie a parachute to your neck and throw you off a plane, high altitude lynching!
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3956 on: June 12, 2006, 12:07:29 AM »
Sadly, Just Chillin' is caught in the parachute straps and dragged down too.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3957 on: June 12, 2006, 03:30:51 PM »
Fortunately, I have a parachute on my back, detach myself from the other parachute and fly off. Dropping off next to Jimmy and emptying couple rounds of glocks into his empty shell (called his head).
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3958 on: June 12, 2006, 05:45:00 PM »
In my death my body provides a man eating planet nutrition enough to grow large (and incharge) and it eats Just Chillin' completing the circle of life.

*sings song form lion king and all the animals dance.*
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3959 on: June 12, 2006, 06:46:40 PM »
You get raped by  a Nurgle Marine.  Need I say more? :D
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