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Who wins....
« on: May 11, 2012, 11:59:04 AM »
pick a side, detail how they win then set up the next contest...

I'll start

Cat Vs Squirrel

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Re: Who wins....
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2012, 03:07:34 PM »
squirrel eats cat's nuts.

brocolli vs. battelship?
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Re: Who wins....
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2012, 04:23:03 PM »
broccoli clogs battleship's engines, causing them to explode

Humans vs Eldar :D
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2012, 07:11:27 PM »
Humans, Eldar were all busy trying to finish their funky dance move while the sneaky humans shoot them mid-act.

Mac vs. PC?
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Re: Who wins....
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2012, 05:51:36 AM »
MAC need I explain...

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Jack Bauer Vs Chuck Norris ?

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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2012, 10:29:16 AM »
Norris, derp. Bauar melts at but a single glance from Norris, his blood boiling away and his head exploding.

order vs chaos?
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Re: Who wins....
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2012, 10:34:26 AM »
(so glad you said Norris)

CHAOS! Becuese order is WAY too boring, especially for a monday afternoon.....


Khorne Vs Slaanesh ??

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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2012, 12:00:16 PM »
Slaanesh, all the blood just made more lubrication.

black vs white?
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Re: Who wins....
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2012, 12:31:32 PM »
Sir, you are a Wrong'un. I like that about you.

Black. Once you go balck you never go back.

Flumps or Haribo?

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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2012, 05:14:57 PM »
neither, it rains and they become a mutual goo puddle.

sauerkraut vs potatoe?
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Re: Who wins....
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2012, 05:53:22 PM »
sauerkraut wins, cos meat is always better than potatoes!!!!!

Yorkie vs Dairy Milk (Both are chocolate bars.....)
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Re: Who wins....
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2012, 06:56:32 PM »
Yorkie, cause it's a type of dog, and dogs taste good BBQ style.

Hentai vs. Literotica?
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Re: Who wins....
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2012, 06:44:16 AM »
Hentai. but futanari waits to claim the crown.

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Re: Who wins....
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2012, 04:00:35 AM »
Jedward becuse Bieber is already beaten down by me

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Re: Who wins....
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2012, 05:25:24 AM »
Terrance, because he's my be-atch.

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« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2012, 06:27:45 AM »
Snr because he has the oil to build weapons


Klingons vs humans

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Re: Who wins....
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2012, 06:55:35 AM »
Humans because the moon of Kronus blows up. D'uh!

Jack Bauer Vs Chuck Norris

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« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2012, 04:10:00 PM »
Chuck norris couse he teleports in time and kill the sperm that was to be Jack Bauer

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Re: Who wins....
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2012, 10:31:32 PM »
Nephalem... Trololol Diablo3???

Warmachine vs Hordes?
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« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2012, 01:47:56 AM »
Hordes, I'm turned off by steampunk fantasy and more of a raging monster myself.

Above tabletop Eldar or grey plastic/minimal primer Grey Knights? (this will be my weekend tournament experience BTW)
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