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[reserve][symbols]Heres a Small Quote from Flaming Starships

Submitted By: Date: October 29, 2005, 06:46:57 PM Views: 9884



“ASTEROID! DEAD AHEAD!”...



“…Who didn’t see that coming?!”
 

asked Bartanfir.


“Me! I didn’t see it”



Giggled the helmsman



“Oh, hang on, oh sh..”...



“Asteroid? Eh? I know how to deal with that!”


said the Commissar, Johnny Vegas, having assumed command after putting the captain to ‘sleep’ (he had flushed himself  down the bogs in a freak “accident“)



“RAMMING SPEED! FULL AHEAD!”


“Sir?!”


“Ah, no, that’s wrong…my mistake, turn to starbucks.”


“Er, Port, sir?”


“Nah, don’t like port much, gives me gas.. Any whisky? “


“HmmMMM!” whimpered the helmsman

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