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Offline IRolledA1

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #80 on: April 24, 2012, 12:29:13 AM »
Bullets Left: 0
Bullets Loaded: 1

Shooting Order

Seat 1- Dr. Hanomag Steiner - the nightwalker
Seat 2- The Colonel - greatbigtree
Seat 3- A Sharp Dress Man - hanith
Seat 4- Tanner Foust, the Host of Top Gear - swampyturtle
Seat 5- The Joker - killskin
Seat 6- Shorty - Gunner1116

Prize Pool:
Keys to a Porsche
Joker Playing Card
A small bag of German Marks
A Galvanic Laser
A small envelope with a Red Stamp
An envelope labeled with "11" with 1 Million Dollars Worth of secrets inside
The Rights to the Show, "Top Gear"
Batman's true identity
Turquoise Potion of Luck



It's The Joker's turn.
(killskin): Pull the trigger or spin the barrel and pull the trigger twice
"Let's play a game of Russian Roulette!  I'll load the gun, you place the bet!  Tell me who will make it out alive!"

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #81 on: April 25, 2012, 09:18:21 PM »
"Round and round and round it goes. Will I be dead? Nobody knows!" Joker said laughing as he spun the cylinder. He then put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger twice.
"Surrender and serve me in life, or die and slave for me in death."
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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #82 on: April 25, 2012, 11:07:06 PM »
The Joker pulls the trigger and hears a click...






...






..... silence.


An empty chamber.  He pulls the trigger again and hears a click...






...






..... silence.  He passes the gun to The Colonel.
"Let's play a game of Russian Roulette!  I'll load the gun, you place the bet!  Tell me who will make it out alive!"

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #83 on: April 25, 2012, 11:08:25 PM »
Bullets Left: 0
Bullets Loaded: 1

Shooting Order

Seat 1- Dr. Hanomag Steiner - the nightwalker
Seat 2- The Colonel - greatbigtree
Seat 3- A Sharp Dress Man - hanith
Seat 4- Tanner Foust, the Host of Top Gear - swampyturtle
Seat 5- The Joker - killskin
Seat 6- Shorty - Gunner1116

Prize Pool:
Keys to a Porsche
Joker Playing Card
A small bag of German Marks
A Galvanic Laser
A small envelope with a Red Stamp
An envelope labeled with "11" with 1 Million Dollars Worth of secrets inside
The Rights to the Show, "Top Gear"
Batman's true identity
Turquoise Potion of Luck



It's The Colonel's turn.
(greatbigtree): Pull the trigger or spin the barrel and pull the trigger twice
"Let's play a game of Russian Roulette!  I'll load the gun, you place the bet!  Tell me who will make it out alive!"

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #84 on: April 26, 2012, 12:02:46 AM »
As an innocent bystander, may I suggest a rule change? At this point, if you spin, you must pull three times... It is getting rather ridiculous these gents luck... someone needs to die  ::)
So, what your saying is it's not your fault you look stupid by using words you don't get?
Flawless logic.

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #85 on: April 26, 2012, 07:28:01 AM »
The Colonel shakes his head. "Ah could sway-ah thait the Hain-gel of Death hais just ain-tahd the rhoom. Ah cuhtainly hope he's he-ah fo' you," Sandahs says with a sad half smile.

Again whispering what seems to be the most powerful prayer in the history of prayers, Sanders points the barrel into his heart and pulls the trigger.

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #86 on: April 26, 2012, 04:22:51 PM »
Irolleda1 turns to the bystander faitherun, "Well I can't really change the rules halfway-"



BANG!!!




The Colonel blows a gaping hole through his chest splattering blood all over faitherun.

"Satisfied?"  Questions Irolleda1.  "Anyways it looks like we have a new winner!  Congratulations Hea- I mean to the Joker!"  Exclaims Irolleda1 as he begins to hand over the prize pool: "Let's see, the keys to a Porsche.  I'm sure the car is around here somewhere.  A bag of German Marks, a galvanic lazer, a small envelope with a red stamp, another envelope labeled 11 which apparently has a million dollars worth of secrets inside.  Batman is Bruce Wayne. A potion of luck.  And finally the Joker card."  Of which Irolleda1 slips into the Joker's jacket pocket.  "Enjoy Mister Joker!"




Killskin wins Simply Russian Roulette 5!
"Let's play a game of Russian Roulette!  I'll load the gun, you place the bet!  Tell me who will make it out alive!"

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #87 on: April 26, 2012, 04:23:35 PM »
Game Over
"Let's play a game of Russian Roulette!  I'll load the gun, you place the bet!  Tell me who will make it out alive!"

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #88 on: April 26, 2012, 04:29:53 PM »
[Contents of the envelope marked "11"]

The Colonel's Secret Recipe

One tablespoon of each,

Table Salt
Garlic Salt
Onion Salt
Celery Salt
Sea Salt
Himalayan Pink Salt
Seasoned Salt
Smoked Salt
Hawaiian Red Salt
Eurasian Black Salt
Coarse Ground Black Pepper

Mix into two cups of batter. Coats one entire chicken. Yes, I know it's a lot of salt. Have you tasted it? Deee-licious!

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #89 on: April 26, 2012, 04:43:22 PM »
ooc- Maybe too much suspense this time around, I hope you guys weren't getting bored.  I thought it would happen much quicker like in our fourth game.  But after the fourth person died, it just was a long coincidence that no one died.

Whoever added the small envelope with the red stamp should now reveal it's contents.



Here were the odds to put things into perspective:

-spinning and pulling twice gave you a 64 percent chance of surviving

-the next person to pull the trigger gets a 75 percent chance of surviving

-the next person to pull the trigger gets a 66 percent chance of surviving

-at this point the best thing to do is spin and pull twice since the chance of surviving the next bullet is 50 percent




Here is how it's done:

-When a bullet is loaded, a D6 is rolled.  In this example the result is 5, so the bullet is loaded into chamber 5.
-When the barrel is spun, another D6 is rolled, this gives us our "current chamber."  In this example our current chamber is 4.

- Chamber 1 -
- Chamber 2 -
- Chamber 3 -
>Chamber 4 -
- Chamber 5 - Bullet
- Chamber 6 -


-When the trigger is pulled, 2 things happen:
     -If there is a bullet in the current chamber, the person who pulled the trigger dies.  If it's empty, s/he survives.
     -The current chamber increases by 1.  In our example from chamber 4 to chamber 5.

- Chamber 1 -
- Chamber 2 -
- Chamber 3 -
- Chamber 4 -
>Chamber 5 - Bullet
- Chamber 6 -



I just wanted to show you guys the mechanics of the game and what I do for each turn.  This is completely random and systematic.  And I'd never alter fate to create drama, suspense, or heartbreak.



Vengeance on the other hand...





Anyways keep an eye out for the next season of Simply Russian Roulette!  If you have any comments or suggestions about the game, let me know here or in a Private Message.  Let me know if you enjoy this game or not and what you did or did not like about it.






-IRolledA1
« Last Edit: April 26, 2012, 04:44:54 PM by IRolledA1 »
"Let's play a game of Russian Roulette!  I'll load the gun, you place the bet!  Tell me who will make it out alive!"

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #90 on: April 26, 2012, 04:53:58 PM »
Joker greedily gathered his prizes. "I thought he would never die," said the Joker laughing. He got up to leave, took off the Colonel's hat, put it on, and walked out the door laughing at everything that had transpired in that small bloody room.

Great game, everyone. That long streak of good luck is very uncharacteristic of me. All well, a win is a win  ;D
"Surrender and serve me in life, or die and slave for me in death."
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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #91 on: April 27, 2012, 11:39:16 AM »
The envelope with the red stamp is a detailed and correct explanation of HAARP and the "Apocolype Sounds".
For me: 16.667% chance of failure equates to a 83.334% failure rate.

 


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