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Offline Dark Flame

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #40 on: December 5, 2003, 10:05:35 AM »
*Sets Edex on fire while he makes his plan*
  You see, that trick is to be fasta bout it.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #41 on: December 5, 2003, 01:09:56 PM »
*Sits on bladesinger*

realises he's not big enough to do anything damaging, so get squirrels to bite awkward parts of the body until he dies.

*22 days later....*

And he's dead.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #42 on: December 5, 2003, 01:17:24 PM »
I decapitate Jonik with a pair of cuticle scissors.
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*

*thud*

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #43 on: December 5, 2003, 02:03:16 PM »
I pay Farseer Del to tell I.C. Kessler the 'Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike' joke.

I won't need to kill you then.
Well I'm not going to quote anything, so...I'll have to hunt down my old sig again.

How bothersome.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #44 on: December 5, 2003, 02:13:12 PM »
I shoot seer fox and mail his family a bill for the bullet.
Please send me money or pixies will steal your socks.....

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #45 on: December 5, 2003, 02:35:21 PM »
Unfortunately Secret's poor aim and his relatively novice use of handguns backfires upon him, and the shot goes wide.

I then contact ancient Voodoo tribes in Africa and get them to put a curse on Secret's person. Whenever he posts an offensive thing from now on he temporarily explodes, then implodes, then sings 'God save the Queen', then dies. Then somehow manages to still post.
Well I'm not going to quote anything, so...I'll have to hunt down my old sig again.

How bothersome.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #46 on: December 5, 2003, 03:07:25 PM »
Secret mashes Seer fox into a pulp with a large mace.

*BANG*
*GNAB*
God save our gracious queen....*thud*
*Clicks post*
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #47 on: December 5, 2003, 03:28:25 PM »
Seer Fox un-maces himself and sets Secret's eye-lashes on fire before pushing him into a large river of thick custard. WITH THE SKIN ON TOP. And Secret-eating pirahna's.
Well I'm not going to quote anything, so...I'll have to hunt down my old sig again.

How bothersome.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #48 on: December 5, 2003, 04:13:18 PM »
*Sets his hand alight with bright red flames, sneaks up on Fox and does a "guess who" thingy, burning his face. Then ties a rope around the neck of Fox and the other end of the rope is attached to a very sooped racing jetbike. Drives around the equator of Terra, all the planets defences try to hit The Bladesinger but fall short and blast Fox instead. Then teleports Fox to a daemon world where his remains are torn apart and eaten by nurglings.*

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #49 on: December 5, 2003, 04:43:19 PM »
*Gives a swift kick to The Bladesingers goin and places him in the path of a VERY VERY big snow plow and watches as he gets cought under the wheels*

Hehe its snowing here! ;D
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #50 on: December 5, 2003, 04:50:40 PM »
Puts Bo-Jangles in a cage with 800 rabid hamsters...

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #51 on: December 5, 2003, 05:04:40 PM »
(It's late, but worth it.)

Seer Fox laughs as the crash-dummy he dressed up in his robes is smashed to pieces by Bladesinger.

He then grabs hold of Bladesinger and nails him to the ground, and then slowly pulls out toenails, his fingernails and his teeth with a pair of pliers, then he pulls out every hair on his body (Oh yes, EVERY hair) and slices off the first layer of skin, continuing down through all the layers until it reaches his muscles, then gives him stimulants so he doesn't pass out or die for a while (In fact, better do that at the start too).

Then Seer Fox pours vinegar all over Bladesinger, then rubs salt into his organs, then delicately carves out the back of the eyes, scooping out all of the jelly in them and forcing Bladesinger to eat it before cutting off his tounge and after a short dicing feeds that to him as well.

Then Seer Fox borrows the interrogation weapon from a Dark Angels Interrogation-Chaplain and strokes it down all of Bladesingers exposed nerve endings, then puts his genetailia in a vice that he tightens veeerrrrryyy slooowwllllyyy until the vice is fully closed, then using a liquid nitrogen spray rips the vice, and the genetailia, off his body, then treats all the blood flowing from him.

Then Seer Fox cuts off Bladesingers nose, only using tiny scratches at a time so he can still feed the clumps to him, then starts shaving off the toes and fingers, being careful not to spill to much blood while still feeding him the body parts, then he carves open the rib-cage and begins cutting up the liver, feeding it to him as he goes, then one lung, then the fat around his heart, and finally his kidneys, all the while cutting with a very blunt instrument.

Then finally Seer Fox borrows a Tyranid Devourer and shoots Bladesinger in the both legs, as then the worms have to travel up the nerves and spinal coloumn further, causing him more pain. Seer Fox then crucifies Bladesinger on a large, rusty pole until he dies, all the while Listening to a constantly repeating telling of Farseer Del's 'Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike' joke and my 'Three Purple Men' joke; forever proving that you should NOT MESS WITH FARSEER FOX.

Period.
« Last Edit: December 5, 2003, 05:07:23 PM by Seer Fox »
Well I'm not going to quote anything, so...I'll have to hunt down my old sig again.

How bothersome.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #52 on: December 5, 2003, 05:05:18 PM »
bwhaha thats the best you can do?

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #53 on: December 5, 2003, 05:06:54 PM »
Rips of above posters ears, stuffs em up his rear, takes out his eyes, and then slowly rips him appart with a coathanger.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #54 on: December 5, 2003, 07:36:57 PM »
  *Shoots Alairien in the head while he is planning*
  It's the simple plans that work my friend.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #55 on: December 5, 2003, 08:39:44 PM »
*stabs Flame in the base of the skull with an icepick*

There's a simple plan for you.








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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #56 on: December 5, 2003, 08:40:06 PM »
Anvil drops on DFE, crushing him.

"Too right they do."
Well I'm not going to quote anything, so...I'll have to hunt down my old sig again.

How bothersome.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #57 on: December 5, 2003, 08:48:08 PM »
*Hands Seer Fox over to Archon Kijayle for torture*
I can't watch...

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #58 on: December 5, 2003, 08:48:22 PM »
*Hands Seer Fox over to Archon Kijayle for torture*
I can't watch...

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #59 on: December 5, 2003, 09:08:09 PM »
Sends Commissar/Chaplain James the entire series of Power Rangers: Wildforce which he has to watch.

I can't watch. I'm having a really fun time over here.
Well I'm not going to quote anything, so...I'll have to hunt down my old sig again.

How bothersome.

 


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