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Offline Farseer Yisell

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Countinue story
« on: March 18, 2002, 12:05:28 PM »
Farseer Yisell screamed in delight as he decapitated a Mon-Keigh, then turned to the rest and boomed,
"Fear us Mon-Keigh, for we did not sign the Geneva Convention!"...................
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Re:Countinue story
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2002, 03:34:24 PM »
"Why should we fear you Pansie?"
Farseer Yisell points to the Wraithlord behind the mon-keigh and they piss their pants
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Re:Countinue story
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2002, 04:23:23 AM »
Then they shout "HA! WE KNOW NO FEAR!!" The Wraithlord shrugs and begins crushing them in its enourmous fists.
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Re:Countinue story
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2002, 07:42:25 AM »
then he starts running around because he got human guy between his fingers and it feels icky!
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-Farseer Marauth

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"When the sun sets behind the ridge, and the stars show themselves to those that dwell on the planet's surface, we shall obliterate them."
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"Money = Life, No money = Death...Fact of life!&a

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Re:Countinue story
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2002, 11:40:20 AM »
So it washed it off, and then discovered it was allergic  to the new soap.
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Re:Countinue story
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2002, 12:52:57 AM »
Then he ralized that he was dead, and had a Wraithbone body that couldn't have allergic reactions. Still, he decided he needed to wash his hands in more mon keigh blood.
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2002, 07:42:19 AM »
Then the tau dragged in 100 Imperium bodies with kroot hanging from them by the mouths trying to eat them as they moved with a crooked flop.
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Re:Countinue story
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2002, 07:44:40 AM »
Gaurdian Sassauan shouted,
'What the hell are the tacky tau doin ere, Farseer, what the *beep* is goin on?'
'Don't worry,' replied Yisell 'I forsaw this all'. In the background the kroot started to die. Yisell continued 'I sprinkled the bodies with anthrax..........'
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Re:Countinue story
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2002, 07:44:56 AM »
then the tau Ethereal said:-  "we are not tacky, anyway, the kroot are working with the eldar so Yisell is a bit dumb."
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2002, 07:48:12 AM »
Then the battlesuits started exploding to reveal that the tau are reincarnations of long dead Tau heros  ??? ?
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Re:Countinue story
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2002, 07:48:25 AM »
Yisell said 'lets settle this peacefully', before blowing all the tau to hell with a scatter laser.
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2002, 07:49:55 AM »
Yisell then realised that he had commited a terrible crime and ressurected all the dead tau with a thought
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Re:Countinue story
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2002, 07:50:57 AM »
And then blew the tau up again for fun
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2002, 07:51:12 AM »
And the tau surrendered to their wonderful masters the Eldar
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Re:Countinue story
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2002, 11:19:59 AM »
The Eldar all looked at each other, nodded, and filled the tau full of shrieken
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