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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #60 on: May 7, 2009, 09:41:45 PM »
How do you like it? Burnt to a crisp? Medium Rare? Raw? Do it yourself? (Live cow)

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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #61 on: May 8, 2009, 03:41:26 AM »
I become THE God, using the Tavern as a power base to begin with (not difficult) with all the omnipotent powers that goes with the status: Then you all end up licking my toes for personal favors and the access right to the lowest, smallest biological needs of all, like,  to draw breath and eat earthworms.  ...Starky - Godlike

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Starky's been kind of an arrogant prick about this kind of thing, especially via PM, so I temp banned him for today.  Enjoy the peace and quiet.

Anyone gloating about an imagined place of importance in the Space Tavern is sick.  I am the cure. 


But why stop at one day...... I demand further action. No point delaying the infection, you must rid of it completely. Usually with a big knife. If only every day would be this peaceful. My eyes are not subjected to widdle yellow text  ;D
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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #62 on: May 8, 2009, 04:08:01 AM »
Oh my, the Eldar-haters seem to be growing and growing in number in this place...

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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #63 on: May 8, 2009, 09:20:53 AM »
But why stop at one day...... I demand further action. No point delaying the infection, you must rid of it completely. Usually with a big knife. If only every day would be this peaceful. ...

My request to push the Space Tavern and everyone in it into a volcano was denied.
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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #64 on: May 8, 2009, 11:46:53 AM »
Starky's been kind of an arrogant prick about this kind of thing, especially via PM, so I temp banned him for today.
Some people can't take humor. ::)

I propose that not Titled poster have the right to get his/her feet in the Tavern. We already have to deal with special people at the outside, no need to fill the place with straitjacket cases... ;D

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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #65 on: May 8, 2009, 11:50:09 AM »
Don't push it Starky...
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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #66 on: May 8, 2009, 01:46:16 PM »
Ok, we are definately in need of a bouncer or better yet, a detachment of Arbites in the tavern!
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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #67 on: May 8, 2009, 01:48:33 PM »
Can't take the heat? It's the Tavern. Banter is allowed.

You were already banned once. I suggest you learn why that was, lest ye be banned again.
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June 2027: Someone complains on a message board that the 8th edition 40K rules, while the path to true enlightenment, do not feature realistic armour saves.

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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #68 on: May 8, 2009, 02:26:02 PM »
Ok, we are definately in need of a bouncer or better yet, a detachment of Arbites in the tavern!

Yes theyneed be granted special powers of life and death over the tavern members...... oh wait we already have that... the name for them escpaes me but I think they are called mods. But I'm not too sure. My memory sigh

But why stop at one day...... I demand further action. No point delaying the infection, you must rid of it completely. Usually with a big knife. If only every day would be this peaceful. ...

My request to push the Space Tavern and everyone in it into a volcano was denied.


Coincidence or is their a conspiracy against you peanut. Whom out of your comrades has an interest in the tavern surviving and thriving?
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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #69 on: May 8, 2009, 02:32:03 PM »
Whom out of your comrades has an interest in the tavern surviving and thriving?

Actually, it was more to do with the shipping costs and necessary required zoning permissions for siting the volcano at fault there.
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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #70 on: May 8, 2009, 04:40:34 PM »
Whom out of your comrades has an interest in the tavern surviving and thriving?

Actually, it was more to do with the shipping costs and necessary required zoning permissions for siting the volcano at fault there.

I'm sure that if, say, we through some kind of fund raiser, we'd have the necessary funds to carry out this proposed plan.

Hmmmm....Sancjtud in lava.....oh my, the smell the smell.......

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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #71 on: May 8, 2009, 05:19:11 PM »
4 pages and I'm not even mentioned. You all fail at life. The bar should serve battery acid labeled as extremely strong vodka.
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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #72 on: May 8, 2009, 05:25:57 PM »
Oi! How'd you get past the bouncers?! I'm gonna fire them this happens one more time....

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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #73 on: May 8, 2009, 05:31:20 PM »
Jester, what make you think we wanted pink text in there?

Can't take the heat? It's the Tavern. Banter is allowed.

You were already banned once. I suggest you learn why that was, lest ye be banned again.
[serious mode] Twice. Both were jokes. And I never attack or personally insult people on any forums, only there in the Tavern (and possibly Tavern related discussion, via PMs or not) do I let blatant irony, false ego and/or delusion of any power filter in my posting.

The 'dominance game' has been running for years in there, in case some people hadn't noticed, and should note that any if not most arm wrestling have been done between a couple of posters, Jimmy included.

Calling someone an 'arrogant prick' is something you won't see me do, thank you.

If any moderators have a real problem with my behavior, as in Rule breaking and Ban Points awarded, in ANY forums then they are welcome to send me a clear PM to express it. [/serious mode]

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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #74 on: May 8, 2009, 05:35:30 PM »
Jester, what make you think we wanted pink text in there?

Can't take the heat? It's the Tavern. Banter is allowed.

You were already banned once. I suggest you learn why that was, lest ye be banned again.
[serious mode] Twice. Both were jokes. And I never attack or personally insult people on any forums, only there in the Tavern (and possibly Tavern related discussion, via PMs or not) do I let blatant irony, false ego and/or delusion of any power filter in my posting.

The 'dominance game' has been running for years in there, in case some people hadn't noticed, and should note that any if not most arm wrestling have been done between a couple of posters, Jimmy included.

Calling someone an 'arrogant prick' is something you won't see me do, thank you.

If any moderators have a real problem with my behavior, as in Rule breaking and Ban Points awarded, in ANY forums then they are welcome to send me a clear PM to express it. [/serious mode]

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Anyone gloating about an imagined place of importance in the Space Tavern is sick.  I am the cure.
This man has a load of work then isn't it? :o

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There, there....

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I can only imagine...

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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #75 on: May 8, 2009, 09:45:12 PM »
[I wasn't serious, honest!]

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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #76 on: May 8, 2009, 09:52:17 PM »
The 'dominance game' has been running for years in there, in case some people hadn't noticed, and should note that any if not most arm wrestling have been done between a couple of posters, Jimmy included.

Dominance game? What the hell are you talking about? There's no dominance here, only endless antagonism. I thought you'd know this by know. Nobody here likes you. Nobody here likes me either. It's the tavern way.
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June 2027: Someone complains on a message board that the 8th edition 40K rules, while the path to true enlightenment, do not feature realistic armour saves.

(Rictiovarus is the Tavern antichrist).

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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #77 on: May 9, 2009, 03:09:33 AM »
The 'dominance game' has been running for years in there, in case some people hadn't noticed, and should note that any if not most arm wrestling have been done between a couple of posters, Jimmy included.

Dominance game? What the hell are you talking about? There's no dominance here, only endless antagonism. I thought you'd know this by know. Nobody here likes you. Nobody here likes me either. It's the tavern way.

I like you both...

...why can't everyone be friends? *extends arms*

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I can only imagine...

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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #78 on: May 9, 2009, 04:44:16 AM »
Oh boy, here comes the first bar brawl. ;D
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Re: The 40konline Space Tavern
« Reply #79 on: May 9, 2009, 05:24:34 AM »
...why can't everyone be friends? *extends arms*

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Get your peace away from our hate. Don't you dare dilute the strong emotions. In fact 40konline is actually powered by the rage and tears of taverners. You threathen the site Thal

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Tut tut Starky. Don't break the internet rules of showing weakness and seriousness. Now who let you back in?

Whom out of your comrades has an interest in the tavern surviving and thriving?

Actually, it was more to do with the shipping costs and necessary required zoning permissions for siting the volcano at fault there.

Ah yes this financial crisis we are in now. I suppose money is rather tight

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