Author Topic: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1 (Read 138726 times)

jawmonkey · « **Reply #2000 on:** May 3, 2009, 06:38:36 PM »

Doubt your findings.

What would you do if Jesus came up behind you, sucker-punched you, and said,"You know that was for, now shape up!"?

burgers4me · « **Reply #2001 on:** May 4, 2009, 01:44:30 AM »

Umm. Drop from a God powered sucker punch. I would be on the floor dude.

What would you do if the Devil came up behind you, sucker-punched you, and said,"You know that was for, now shape up!"?

Sir Sam Vimes · « **Reply #2002 on:** May 4, 2009, 02:23:30 AM »

I wouldn't do anything. He would've seen what a horrible mistake he'd done and run back to hell crying.

What would you do if you ran out of coffee?

JackofBlades · « **Reply #2003 on:** May 4, 2009, 03:06:00 AM »

Run for cover. My brother has a terrible temper before he has had his coffee.

What would you do if you found two million bucks?

burgers4me · « **Reply #2004 on:** May 4, 2009, 04:08:52 AM »

Set half on FIRE! Joker Style!

What would you do if Nazis had won World War 2

jawmonkey · « **Reply #2005 on:** May 4, 2009, 03:08:20 PM »

Miss genetic variety greatly.

What would you do if the Russians conquered the world after WWII?

Sir Sam Vimes · « **Reply #2006 on:** May 4, 2009, 03:46:24 PM »

Have loads of opportunities to wear my communist hat without being yelled at.

What would you do if your mum molested pandas?

JackofBlades · « **Reply #2007 on:** May 4, 2009, 04:22:14 PM »

Call animal services.

What would you do if GW went bankrupt.

Raktra (So long, I guess) · « **Reply #2008 on:** May 4, 2009, 04:27:14 PM »

Sigh as they raised the prices once again.

What would you do if you were faced with a rampant grizzly bear looking for some "action"?

jawmonkey · « **Reply #2009 on:** May 4, 2009, 04:54:21 PM »

Hook up, I hear they'll keep your feet warm with their fur, giggity! giggity!

What would you do if a dog attacked your leg?

Raktra (So long, I guess) · « **Reply #2010 on:** May 4, 2009, 04:56:55 PM »

Beat her down with my walking stick (yup, 16 and in need of a cane...)

What would you do if you were pounced upon by a ninja terrorist?

jawmonkey · « **Reply #2011 on:** May 4, 2009, 05:00:10 PM »

Display the full might of my awesome Kung Fu, by obliterating him with my patented Monkey God hyper feces throw^TM.

"Monkey God Feces Throw... GOOOO!!!!"
[KA-SPLOOT-A-POW!!!]

Starrakatt · « **Reply #2012 on:** May 5, 2009, 12:49:56 PM »

Quote from: jawmonkey on May 4, 2009, 05:00:10 PM

What would you do if I surrendered , utterly and completely before Starky's unspeakable charms?

Accept you kneeling allegiance and suckling, thank you. That's what you get for forgetting basic game rulz.

What would you do if jawmonkey did the same to all Taverners?

Starky

jawmonkey · « **Reply #2013 on:** May 5, 2009, 02:50:42 PM »

Insolent Dog! The Monkey God bows to no man!
[Monkey God backhands Starky to the ground and violently pelts him with a five pound mass of bloody, hairy, maggot-filled feces]

What would you do if you had feces thrown in your face? (yeah, you)

JackofBlades · « **Reply #2014 on:** May 5, 2009, 02:57:42 PM »

Take a shower than take my horrible vengeance.

What would you do if you were sent to a torture chamber.

Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) · « **Reply #2015 on:** May 5, 2009, 03:49:24 PM »

Most likely enjoy it far too much.

What would you do if I repossessed your heart entirely to meet a gentern?

Raktra (So long, I guess) · « **Reply #2016 on:** May 5, 2009, 03:58:15 PM »

Find a form of rape you wouldn't enjoy.

What would you do if I began surgery on you without anaesthetic?

Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) · « **Reply #2017 on:** May 5, 2009, 04:01:51 PM »

If you were dressed as a gentern and doing this surgery as they would...it's best that I don't finish that.

What would you do if I made some live action guro with you?

jawmonkey · « **Reply #2018 on:** May 5, 2009, 09:16:27 PM »

Likely regret cutting you up on camera, especially since I forced you to set it all up in the first place. I'm a sadist, not a masocist; its why I'm so giving.
What would you do if I didn't give you proper billing?

burgers4me · « **Reply #2019 on:** May 6, 2009, 06:18:57 PM »

Report you to the Chuck Norris Agency of Fair Trade. The companies main export is PAIN.

What would you do if Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked you into next week (He could do that)

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