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Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« on: February 7, 2007, 11:56:52 AM »
Here you see the return of the famous Last words on your tomb stone thread. What you dont know what this was about? Shame on you, the first thread is barley 1.5 years gone  :P

You just post your (not really serious meant) last words, you would like to see on your tombstone. Last time this thread was great fun and went over 5 pages. Lets see if we can top that  ;)

Ok, i will start:

"I climbed the Mount Everast in 3 days, i got down in 3 minutes"

"Get off my lawn, you damn kids"

"Out for lunch"

"Have you looked into a mirror today? And i thought i looked bad."

"Faithfull unto death... YAY Party time!!"

"HA, feeling cool with your gun bugger? And what are you going to do now??"

"Russian Roulete? Sounds fun!"

"Its one thing to bring a knife to a gun fight. Its quite another thing to leave the gun at home."

Ok, thats enough for now, now i want to read yours  :D
« Last Edit: February 7, 2007, 01:13:11 PM by Lonewulf »


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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #1 on: February 7, 2007, 12:17:57 PM »
Beneath this sod lies another.....

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #2 on: February 7, 2007, 12:42:39 PM »
Rasmus tax? I didn't know I had to pay Rasmus Tax!
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #3 on: February 7, 2007, 01:12:02 PM »
"Next time i will read the fine print, before i sell my organs to the mafia"


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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #4 on: February 8, 2007, 12:45:58 AM »
Theres always room down here for one more

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #5 on: February 8, 2007, 01:04:03 AM »
"Hold my beer and watch this!"

"Pfft, sniper my left foot, he couldn't hit --"

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #6 on: February 8, 2007, 04:30:06 AM »
"Waiting for respawn since 1985"

"Pah, over 50% of my car went over the finish line! I won that race !!"


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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #7 on: February 9, 2007, 12:34:36 AM »
"Can't make the jump my ass...."

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #8 on: February 9, 2007, 03:26:22 AM »
"You wanna piece of me?"


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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #9 on: February 9, 2007, 05:20:15 AM »
You call that a knife, this is a spoon
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2007, 02:38:40 AM »
"Looking great, as always."


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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2007, 03:09:00 AM »
"All in all, I'd rather be in Philly."

A cookie to the first man to identify the real person who has that on his tombstone.

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2007, 04:56:28 AM »
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"All in all, I'd rather be in Philly."

A cookie to the first man to identify the real person who has that on his tombstone.

Pfft easy: W. C. Fields

I mean, anyone who doesnt know that is plain dump

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Edit:

"A 200kg man should not try himself at bungee jumping"
« Last Edit: February 10, 2007, 04:57:59 AM by Lonewulf »


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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2007, 07:50:27 AM »
Hey look a gun covered in chocolate, I wonder if theres chocolate bullets- I'll open my mouth and wait for all chocolatey goodness

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2007, 01:41:40 PM »
"hey rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean? i asked to be cremated. now im being skull f****d by maggots"
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2007, 04:10:07 PM »
"I gave Kim Jong-Il a funny look."

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2007, 10:38:50 PM »
Well it seems the taxes have stopped coming but...ah, crap
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2007, 11:18:55 PM »
Hmmm... Putting my head in a blender does not provide a cheap subtitute for a haircut

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2007, 03:29:48 AM »
"Just remember, when you are summoning a deamon, that a pentagram has five edges, not seven"

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2007, 05:55:53 AM »
Can I swallow fire! Wanna bet?

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