Author Topic: War!!! (Read 270541 times)

Salami · « **Reply #40 on:** May 15, 2005, 07:44:11 PM »

Shock horror! Here comes the judge to send Michael away. Or at least distract him.

Fixed the image code.
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thehod · « **Reply #41 on:** May 15, 2005, 08:56:34 PM »

Can't stop Michael if old age gets him first.

Daemonknight · « **Reply #42 on:** May 15, 2005, 09:25:18 PM »

Not if Jesus Christ offer him eternal life

Full Metal Geneticist · « **Reply #43 on:** May 15, 2005, 09:27:58 PM »

And he rises from the grave with his minions of high pitched singers and devilishly good dancing... And tries to take over the world!! Zombie Michael Jackson....

Captain Leonidas · « **Reply #44 on:** May 15, 2005, 09:39:15 PM »

step one - melt this blessed silver cross into 9x19mm bullets

step two - lock and load to old reliable c96

step three - do not hesitate! Unload your old reliable to the cross-haired areas ESPECIALLY the HEAD.

Pyro_00001 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 15, 2005, 11:25:36 PM »

She dosn't seem impressed, what with that body armor and all.

Lord Alliben · « **Reply #46 on:** May 15, 2005, 11:33:47 PM »

Zombie dog bites her on the arm and she becomes infected.

the solitaire · « **Reply #47 on:** May 16, 2005, 06:24:28 AM »

with a suite like that she'll probably be training doggies and thus can't live without one of these.
doggie runs off with the rubber arm and is hit by a fed-ex truck when crossing the first street he meets.
fed-ex truck catches fire, explodes and the doggie is released from zombie-ness

Captain Leonidas · « **Reply #48 on:** May 16, 2005, 09:14:00 AM »

Bah even if the girl wears body armor or throws doggie arms, none can match a psychotic angst school girl with a GE minigun!

Eat this!!
*whrrrrrrrr -BRATATATATATATATATATATATATAT*
*fsshhhhh*
*nothing left but a pair of smoking boots*

Full Metal Geneticist · « **Reply #49 on:** May 16, 2005, 09:45:31 AM »

Unfortunately owing to a error during production and a slight anomaly in reality the gun jams...

Captain Leonidas · « **Reply #50 on:** May 16, 2005, 10:03:27 AM »

well you can always trust Mr. Handyman to repair all things broken!!

Full Metal Geneticist · « **Reply #51 on:** May 16, 2005, 10:15:00 AM »

The bane of any handyman... Desperate housewives

on a slight tangent... mmmm... Teri Hatcher..

Wurzelmaniac · « **Reply #52 on:** May 16, 2005, 10:30:55 AM »

The least offensive one I could find...

Captain Leonidas · « **Reply #53 on:** May 16, 2005, 11:15:10 AM »

I believe the folks above are more than delighted to gather happy people above and send them too ->

edit: format bmp change to jpg

<this is joke context no offence intended>

Uzzy · « **Reply #54 on:** May 16, 2005, 12:46:16 PM »

He who kicks the everliving crap out of damn Nazis.

thehod · « **Reply #55 on:** May 16, 2005, 01:10:33 PM »

Boba Fett puts him on Ice

Chuckles, The Space Marine Clown · « **Reply #56 on:** May 16, 2005, 01:52:21 PM »

Until that is Boba Fett is eaten by the dreaded Sarlacc!

Dark Exodus · « **Reply #57 on:** May 16, 2005, 02:26:14 PM »

Sarlacc gets indigestion.

Chuckles, The Space Marine Clown · « **Reply #58 on:** May 16, 2005, 02:35:36 PM »

Antacid cures it

Dark Exodus · « **Reply #59 on:** May 16, 2005, 02:39:42 PM »

Carpet Bombing > Antacid

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