Topic: "Yo momma's 40K!!!"

[Fat Eldar]

Late one night (morning) after several long hours of 40K gaming I found myself at the IHOP with several other gammers from our local band of imaginary warriors...

We got so tired we started doing "Yo Momma" jokes 40 K style.

Here's a few, please add more to the list. Of course I won't post some of the more risque ones we came up with!



-Yo momma is so fat that nothing is out of her deployment zone!

-Yo momma is so nasty that the great unclean one worships her!

-Yo moma is so fat that in the shooting phase she has to be orbitally bombarded!

-Yo momma is so fat her nick name is the great devourer!

-Yo momma is so rank that she's known as the defiler!

-Yo momma is so ugley Kohrn had to put a bag over her head before lopping it off for his skull throne... and it's still on!

-Yo momma is so fat that she got stuck in the eye of terror!

I just realized that most of the funnier ones are entirely innapropriate to post here...Oh well.

[Mr. Bo Jangles]

Yo momma is so crazy that the bezerkers want her in a mental hospitol.


Ahhh that was terrible!! I was gonna say the great unclean one til I saw you posted it and this one was the first one that came to mind.

[St. Bathory]

Yo momma's so stupid orks beat her at chess. 

Yea, that sucked

[Zodan]

Yo momma's "armour values' so high, no one can penetrate it. 


(lol, heard some guys jabbering about that)

[Cutlass442]

yo mamma's so fat that she looses weight when she operates a flamer!

(that sucked...)

[Spinal_Tyrant]

Yo mammas so ugly, Slaanesh wouldn't have sex with her.

Yo mammas so ugly, even The Great unclean One is afraid of her.

Yo mammas so fat, she doesn't need to roll for difficult terrain. SHE is the difficult terrrain.

Yo mammas so fat, you don't need line of sight to hit her.

(the last one sucked.)

[Cutlass442]

yo mamma's so fat she's used to screen tanks!

...dang... we need better ones!