Late one night (morning) after several long hours of 40K gaming I found myself at the IHOP with several other gammers from our local band of imaginary warriors...
We got so tired we started doing "Yo Momma" jokes 40 K style.
Here's a few, please add more to the list. Of course I won't post some of the more risque ones we came up with!
-Yo momma is so fat that nothing is out of her deployment zone!
-Yo momma is so nasty that the great unclean one worships her!
-Yo moma is so fat that in the shooting phase she has to be orbitally bombarded!
-Yo momma is so fat her nick name is the great devourer!
-Yo momma is so rank that she's known as the defiler!
-Yo momma is so ugley Kohrn had to put a bag over her head before lopping it off for his skull throne... and it's still on!
-Yo momma is so fat that she got stuck in the eye of terror!
I just realized that most of the funnier ones are entirely innapropriate to post here...Oh well.