Okay, this is sort of stupid, but it just occurs to me that, after years of hanging around here and talking with you people, I have unconsciously developed a mental image of what you people look like, despite having never seen your faces.
These assumptions, I am sure, are wildly, hilariously wrong.
Let's post pictures of what we think other board members look like and hear how wrong we are. Note: nobody has to post any actual pictures of themselves or anything to prove us wrong.
I'll start:
I've always imagine Irisado to look something like this:

And this was always Rummy (in my head):

Go on--have at it.