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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2010, 07:36:21 AM »
The grease monkey raised his hand.

''If you's wait untill I get recovery, I can provide armoured transport.  All that I ask is that you keep the inside neat and tidy.  Now, about that phone....''

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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2010, 07:53:40 AM »
"Tangi now I must ask about your armoured transport. How many can it fit? Is it totally pimp? How many LCD TV's do you have inside? Remember 12 is the standard international minimum for 'pimpin'. We can't go anything under, even 'cruisin' will not suffice. Do you have any weapons? A mini bar? Strippers in surprise birthday cakes? These are all essentials we will need"
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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2010, 08:15:07 AM »
The grease monkey thinks to himself.

''Well...it can comfortably fit 20 people, with an individual LCD TV for each one.  There is a full sized bar, with background pole dancers...and an in tank DJ.  As for weapons, the tank is armed with the standard Godhammer Lascannons, twin-linked heavy bolter and storm bolter.  Oh, and there's a crate of melta bombs and demo charges in there somewhere too.  Unfortunately.....t he sat nav is German. :P''.

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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2010, 08:32:23 AM »
"Sigh we want to find the fabled purple fruit not poland, but it will have to do"
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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2010, 08:39:08 AM »
*chugs down root beer* *BEALCH* Man, there's nothing better than a good ol' root beer. I agree with Inquisitor Lord VK, please call that number if you see any Pedobears.

Ahh, I would LOVE to take a ride in that Land Raider, Tangi. A full-sized LCD TV just for me? Does it have an Xbox 360 with it? *Lifts tank off of the car with almighty strength and puts it down on the parking lot*

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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2010, 08:54:39 AM »
 :o

''Hurray!  Problem solved!'' *chucks nom's phone out the window*

''I'm going to go fill her up and restock the peanuts.  When you's are all ready, just give me a shout''

''Oh, and Vosrik?  We only got Nintendo Pii'' :-\

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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2010, 08:57:48 AM »
Still good enough for me! *uses almighty powers to fill up the fuel tank with gas.*

Hey Swiper, could I get a bucket of peanuts, as well as some cream sodas?

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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2010, 11:45:24 AM »
Swiper slid over the drinks and peanuts, taking note of each man's identity, tabs would be started...

"The Purple Fruit allegedly lies in the... well I heard its in a city under the sea. But thats bullamphetamine parrot as theres no light down there. Its in the Old Town, around 600 miles away, deep in the Unconquered Country. I warn you its full of..."

He paused and smiled, "Ok, well I could warn you what its full of but then there would be no plot really would there, intrigue and inevitable bloody betrayal of each other?"
Its an even stranger day when you have a fat Games Workshop-Fanboy Ninja declare to end you for something you did for April Fools on Teh Interwebz.

It's a strange day in the world where I find myself agreeing more often than not with Swiper.  :D


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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2010, 01:18:59 PM »
Hey, thanks, Swiper! *puts $20 on counter and carries drinks and peanuts to the Land Raider*

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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2010, 06:25:36 PM »
Inquisitor Lord VK jumps on top of Land Raider Tangi and points his NFW toward the open country "Forward to purple fruit and dead Pedobears!!! For the Emperor!!!!!"

Climbing down he looks over at Tangi, "Do you think that was a bit much, or just a little too melodramatic?"
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2010, 06:29:43 PM »
 :-\

''Meh, it's a big important quest.  Got to look keen I suppose''.

''Oh, good work Vosrik!  There's a mini bar for those under your seat!''.

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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2010, 06:31:08 PM »
im in to, i wont betray to the pedobears, i think vosrik is one in disguise
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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2010, 07:41:45 PM »
What? Never! I will stay true to the Ordo's cause! Purge the PedoSanctjud!

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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2010, 07:44:04 PM »
im not convinced, sanct himself told me he had 'recriuted you to do his evil bidding, and*waves hypnodisk* get vanity killer in his sleep. im almost certain
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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2010, 07:58:52 PM »
 :o >:(

'Woah woah woah woah, sweet child of mine!  No traitors are riding in this tank!  We arn't going anywhere till this is sorted!''

''Right...a game of 20 questions ought to sort this out.''

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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2010, 04:01:26 AM »
I object! I have never had any......peaceful.. ...dealings with Pedo! And as for THIS *grabs the strange object nomsheep identified as a 'hypnodisk' and crushes it into oblivion*

What will convince you that I am not, have never been, and never will be a traitor?  :-[

*uses almighty powers to drop nuclear warhead on Sanct*

If I had wanted to work for Sanct, I would have killed you all long ago.  ;)

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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2010, 07:55:47 AM »
At that moment, Shalken of the Ordo Pedobearus strides into the tavern and walks up to the counter.

"Hey, Swiper!" *puts down five bucks* "Could I get one of those root beers? You know, the good stuff that's got caffeine in it."

Shalken looks around absent-mindedly, acknowledging the others in the tavern. He then looks out the window and sees Tangi's luxury-class Land Raider.

"Say Tangi, your tank looks a bit dirty. Let me clean it off for ya!"

Shalken walks outside momentarily and pulls out his S7 AP2 high-pressure power washer.

"Now don't worry about the strength of this thing, it would only punch through Rhino armour."

*WHOOOOOSH*

He pulls out a sponge and waxes the Land Raider down to a nice shimmer, then walks back inside to the counter.
« Last Edit: June 7, 2010, 09:17:46 AM by Wolf Lord Shalken, Bringer of Destruction »
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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2010, 11:19:31 AM »
"Okay seriously guys!!! What is with this root beer! Swiper my man a round of flaming B - 52's and some rum (if ye be pirates) or scotch (if your more dignified and have actual taste) for everyone. First thing we need to do is harden the beslubber up. No more root beer."

T_W then leaned over and winked to Swiper "just put it on my tab".

"Now Vanity one can never be melodramatic enough. I think you should be the designated flag holder of our little crusade. Only the best can be the standard holders - and they have to be damn fine actors. Wave it to inspire us all".

T_W then reached over the bar and pulled out a small pink cocktail parasol

"Right this will have to do for the mean time. Inspire us well" T_W declared in the most heroic pose he could think of as he handed the scared cocktail parasol to Vanity.

"Now are we all ready?"
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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2010, 02:01:17 PM »
No, we are not ready, for several reasons:

1 - We need to defend Vosrik as a true member of the Ordo Pedobearus
2 - We need to decide what we'll do if we happen to stumble across PedoSanctjud or any of his corrupted followers
3 - I still didn't get my root beer (and by the way I prefer caffeine over alcohol right now, especially right before a mission)
« Last Edit: June 7, 2010, 09:18:36 AM by Wolf Lord Shalken, Bringer of Destruction »
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Re: Procrastination Tavern
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2010, 03:10:03 PM »
Well, today I backed up Tangi and Shalken against Pedo in the Beginners and Newbies thread today....

 


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