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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #40 on: March 2, 2010, 05:11:41 PM »
Crazy, you are fine. You are one of the 'normal' players here.

Every is gettinhg stats this week, and therefore balancing. Should start soon....

I just have to plot what I am going to do to you all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Burgers! Made with buns of evil!
What, Wait?

Why do I even have this thing...

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #41 on: March 2, 2010, 06:12:07 PM »
But do the burgers have cheese on them?
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #42 on: March 2, 2010, 06:38:02 PM »
Yes, cheese of terror. And deep.

Burgers!
What, Wait?

Why do I even have this thing...

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #43 on: March 2, 2010, 06:58:41 PM »
Yes, cheese of terror. And deep.

Burgers!

And deep....? Throat?
I praise my exception from scaled enemies...what would that mean?  The kids are still tempted but bring tasers this time?[/color]
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #44 on: March 2, 2010, 07:19:16 PM »
I would tazer you, then have some crazy chick put you in a gimp suit and beat you with *her* "log."  I do this because it would be funny to hear about later.
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #45 on: March 2, 2010, 08:25:10 PM »
Oh, Loken likes the sound of that, its enough to make Betty draw blood, precious grey knight blood...

Out of character; oh how low we have sunk...

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #46 on: March 2, 2010, 09:07:10 PM »
Out of character; oh how low we have sunk...

Oh, how low you have sunk. ;) While I may be a Daemon Prince, my vacation from the Tavern seems to have cleansed me of whatever Sanctjud is rolling around in.
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #47 on: March 2, 2010, 10:20:01 PM »
I praise your return and how rightful is it for me to greet you in this thread...must reacquaint you with the sleazy taverns as soon as possible.

Make a character and let me introduce you to my van...lots of cool things inside, have a look.

I'm sure these Thunderbeads would be a wonderful toy for you, remember the 7th night of your vacation..yea you know what I'm talking about.... throw some 7-8 strands of thunderbeads into that threesome would make for more entertaining DVD extras!!

Oh, and if anything, I'm the Daemon Prince around these parts :D
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If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
Raptor Jesus will get you Tangi... oh he will.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #48 on: March 2, 2010, 10:24:00 PM »
Am I the only one not corrupted by the tavern???  Or have I become corrupted and just haven't faced the horrid truth yet?
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #49 on: March 2, 2010, 10:37:31 PM »
There there, let Daemon Prince Sanctjud comfort you, here,...sit on my lap.
I'll put on some soothing Korn and proceed to investigate whether or not you have been corrupted.

Disclaimer: corruption isn't so bad...it involves cookies, muffins, crabs, and Megan Fox...the worst it could do is give you the clap....
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #50 on: March 3, 2010, 12:22:11 AM »
You forget Solar Pup, I was the original Daemon Prince around these parts, and still hold to that.

Am I the only one not corrupted by the tavern???  Or have I become corrupted and just haven't faced the horrid truth yet?

Have you posted in the Tavern? If yes, then you are corrupted. If no, then you are but a timebomb, ticking away till the corruption is released.
"special weapons, what special weapons, oh look skulls, BLAAAGABLAGAAAGGGGG BLOOD SKULLS BLOOD SKULLS"
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #51 on: March 3, 2010, 03:35:15 PM »

..... then you are but a timebomb, ticking away till the corruption is released.
You don't want to know how.
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #52 on: March 3, 2010, 04:43:34 PM »
The release happens differently to some people, I became corrupted a few days back, and now i cant go back to the petting zoo.....
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #53 on: March 3, 2010, 04:58:40 PM »
The police monitor me very carefully in electrical appliance stores.
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #54 on: March 3, 2010, 09:39:38 PM »
The police monitor me, period.
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #55 on: March 3, 2010, 10:06:46 PM »
As well as the FBI, CIA, Russians, Chinese, Cthulu, etc.
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #56 on: March 3, 2010, 10:13:16 PM »
mmm, cthulu, and his tentacly goodness...

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #57 on: March 3, 2010, 10:28:48 PM »
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.....
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #58 on: March 3, 2010, 10:52:29 PM »
C'Thun the Hentai-Tent-Monster...poopers, eye sockets, ears, nose, mouth, etc, etc. beware...I'm sure the Hive City has a few of them prowling around the schools.
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #59 on: March 4, 2010, 05:14:43 PM »
So that means staying away from the schools... got it.  Skool is for fools!
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

 


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