|
|
Submitted By: Date: October 29, 2005, 06:46:57 PM Views: 11123 | ||
“ASTEROID! DEAD AHEAD!â€... “…Who didn’t see that coming?!†asked Bartanfir. “Me! I didn’t see it†Giggled the helmsman “Oh, hang on, oh sh..â€... “Asteroid? Eh? I know how to deal with that!†said the Commissar, Johnny Vegas, having assumed command after putting the captain to ‘sleep’ (he had flushed himself down the bogs in a freak “accident“) “RAMMING SPEED! FULL AHEAD!†“Sir?!†“Ah, no, that’s wrong…my mistake, turn to starbucks.†“Er, Port, sir?†“Nah, don’t like port much, gives me gas.. Any whisky? “ “HmmMMM!†whimpered the helmsman |
||
Rating: This article has not been rated yet. |
||
|