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An Eldar, a human, and a Tau are in a bathroom during a peace meeting.

Submitted By: Date: September 29, 2005, 09:22:04 PM Views: 15069

An Eldar, a human, and a Tau are in a bathroom during a peace meeting. After finishing their business, the Eldar walks to the water basin and used a tiny amount to clean his hands. He said "After the fall, Eldar were taught to conserve resources."

The Tau walked up and cleaned himself quite thouroughly and said "I am of the Water sect and am here because I am quite receptive to new ideas and make a good diplomat. For the greater good, I must be sure to be clean and presentable."

The human walked right out saying "My dad taught me not to piss on my hands."

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