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Would You Rather?
« on: October 29, 2008, 11:34:22 PM »
A rather simple game, where one poster will put out two choices and the next poster will have to choose, and give a good reason. The goal is to make each choice as humourous and witty as possible not to mention twisted, sick, psychotic and all things Tavern-y.

Example:
Would you rather clean yourself in a bathtub full of worms or a bathtub full of cockroaches?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2008, 11:38:12 PM »
Worms, as it would feel more like a normal bath, and I hate the sensation of little insect legs on me.

Would you rather

Scream praises to the Emperor at school

or

Scream praises to the Emperor at the mall?
"special weapons, what special weapons, oh look skulls, BLAAAGABLAGAAAGGGGG BLOOD SKULLS BLOOD SKULLS"
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2008, 11:43:50 PM »
Both the emporer must be praised EVERYWHERE.

would you rather flip off the driver of a leman russ who's drunk, or flip off the driver of a baneblade who's sober?


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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2008, 11:45:46 PM »
The depends on which side I am on, and where I am standing realative to the tank in question. If I was a fellow Imperial, I would have to say the Leman Russ, as he will hopefully know me well enough not to fire!

Would you rather

Have the Tavern dissapear

or

Have the Tavern Games dissapear?
"special weapons, what special weapons, oh look skulls, BLAAAGABLAGAAAGGGGG BLOOD SKULLS BLOOD SKULLS"
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2008, 11:56:36 PM »
Well... I don't really think it matters, as a pear doesn't have feelings, it doesn't affect anything if either the Tavern or the Tavern Games disses one.

Would you rather...

Be the writer of 'Squad Broken', and be recognized on sight as such or

Have 'Squad Broken' become official GW fluff :P

If you haven't read it, don't.
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2008, 12:11:10 AM »
Gawd, this is a hard one. I would rather have it become official GW fluff, so I don't get lynched on the streets by Marine lovers. Interpret this at your will.

Would you rather:

Wash your brain in acid, or just get TT's for reading the first paragraph of Squad Broken?
« Last Edit: October 30, 2008, 12:14:01 AM by Talon Raven »
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2008, 12:34:07 AM »
Ive never even read Squad Broken but Id still rather have the acid thing.
(SB sounds like a bad thing to me and I really dont like TT's)

Would you rather run through a busy mall(200 witnesses or more) screaming "HAHAHA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!" with a bucket on your head, or run through a less busy mall (175 witnesses or less)naked?   


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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2008, 01:52:40 AM »
The former... in fact, i might do that anyway, I mean, there are worse things, like being naked... and for only 25 people less?

Also, whats wrong with me :P? (you realise TT was meant to be short for Tiberius Thyben, and he meant my brain... I'm rather clever, thank you very much.)

Would you rather give up a leg, or an arm?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2008, 01:57:17 AM »
A leg. You need both arms for lots of stuff, like painting your minis, beating people up reliably, and typing fast enough so as not to get ninja'd on this forums.

Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2008, 01:18:42 PM »
Burn to death as I presume it would be quicker although I suppose it depends on the temperature at which you burn and at the temperature at which you freeze.

Would you rather..die an incredibly ironic death which people would know about for eons to come or live a long but incredibly boring life with no family and no hobbies working as a portable toilet cleaner?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2008, 01:33:46 PM »
I would rather die an ironic death, because I would be too dead to care, and it would hopefully give people a good laugh.  Like Genghis Khan dying by falling off his horse after conquering Asia on horseback.

Would you rather uncontrollably yell like Chewbacca when you snore or when you poop?

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2008, 01:48:13 PM »
When I poop as nobody needs to hear you when you poop anyway so there will be less embarassment - I can just avoid public toilets.

Would you rather..be Chewbacca but still living on Earth with everyone thinking you were constantly just wearing a costume or be some guy in a costume but with everyone thinking you actually are Chewbacca?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2008, 01:52:16 PM »
I would rather be a guy in suit pretending to be chewbacca, becasue I wouldn't be chewbacca.

Would you rather:

Be Cher

Have to constantly listen to Cher

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2008, 04:22:31 PM »
Be her, then I could kill myself and rid the world of Cher :D

Would you rather die choking to death on a piece of gravel you were stupid enough to swallow, or die getting buried while trying to eat said gravel?

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2008, 07:02:07 PM »
Choke to death. The latter seems like stupid times two.

Would you rather lose your footing on the train or on the bus?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2008, 07:03:01 PM »
On the train, it doesn't wobble as much.

Would you rather be short or tall?

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2008, 07:09:50 PM »
Well, since I'm already short, I guess I would like to give tall a try.

Would you rather have to fight a mountain lion with the benefit of a large and very sharp sword or a rotweiler with the use of a 3" pocket knife?

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2008, 07:14:24 PM »
Lion with a sword! It sounds cooler if you die that way

Would you rather be caught in a volcano eruption or a tidal wave?

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2008, 07:42:06 PM »
Tidal wave - better chance of survival.

Would you rather go on a blind date and end up with Rosie O'Donnell or your mom?

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2008, 07:43:30 PM »
Rosie O'Donnell. Dunno what she looks like, but my mum... Yeesh

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