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A joke That is What!
« on: May 5, 2005, 03:30:14 PM »
A joke I heard......

Their is this plane flying over the mountains and on board there is The Pilot, Hillary Clinton, The Pope, and A Boy Scout.
Suddenly, the plane starts to crash and their only 3 parachutes. The Pilot takes one and jumps out saying "I am the only Pilot I deserve to live".
Then Hillary Clinton takes one and jumps out saying "I'm the smartest woman in the world I deserve to live".
The Pope turns to the Boy Scout and says "I have lived a long life, you take the parachute". But, the Boy Scout says "We both can take one, The Smartest Woman in the World just took my Backpack".

The end.
« Last Edit: May 5, 2005, 05:17:22 PM by Clawofcorruption »

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Re: A joke That is What!
« Reply #1 on: May 5, 2005, 05:00:22 PM »
ha ha, I have heard tat before but it is funny!
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Re: A joke That is What!
« Reply #2 on: May 5, 2005, 11:48:44 PM »
Y'know, we have a Jokes thread for a reason people....

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