A joke I heard......
Their is this plane flying over the mountains and on board there is The Pilot, Hillary Clinton, The Pope, and A Boy Scout.
Suddenly, the plane starts to crash and their only 3 parachutes. The Pilot takes one and jumps out saying "I am the only Pilot I deserve to live".
Then Hillary Clinton takes one and jumps out saying "I'm the smartest woman in the world I deserve to live".
The Pope turns to the Boy Scout and says "I have lived a long life, you take the parachute". But, the Boy Scout says "We both can take one, The Smartest Woman in the World just took my Backpack".
The end.