Topic: The Six Degrees Of Separation

[deadmetal]

This game is relatively simple. You take 2 topics/items/people etc., and connect them wih 4 othe things in between, no more, no less. For example;

Warhammer 40k ----->Tootsie Pops
WARHAMMER 40K is a game that requires a bit of LUCK, as does flying any sort of commercial AIRCRAFT. flying an AIRCRAFT is very STRESSFUL, and to get through a STRESSFUL situation requires a lot of PATIENCE. This begs the question; do you have the PATIENCE to get to the center of a TOOTSIE POP without biting it?

after you make the connection, you provide 2 new topics for the next poster to connect, as long as they aren't obscure things only you would know about. Speaking of which;

Can you concoct a connection?

Alliteration -------> TheWarstore.com

[Prince of Lies]

ALLITERATION is the use of RHYMING words, used in NEWSPAPERS, which contain ADVERTISING, which tries to SELL products, which THEWARSTORE ALSO DOES.

Next person: Junk food ----> Fish

Sorry, in advance

[Vice]

WARHAMMER 40K is a game that requires a lot of SKILL,

I really suggest you change your post to edit out this blatant lie

[shadydentist]

JUNK FOOD is something you eat when you are in DEPRESSION.  people in DEPRESSION often resort to SUICIDE.  after SUICIDE, a funeral is often held at a GRAVESITE, which is where DEAD PEOPLE live.  After DEAD PEOPLE are eventually dug up, it is often said that they smell a little like FIISH.

(its a stretch)

pasta---->lavender

[Bludd spilla]

pasta---->lavender

I love going out for PASTA, as it gives me a chance to RELAX.  To RELAX most people just have dinner with Friends, or Family and enjoy the CONVERSATION.  CONVERSATIONS can have interesting topics or be everyday things you ENJOY.  When asked what they ENJOY, most people choose activities, but my girlfriend said BATHING with aromatherapy oils.  BATHING in scented water is calming she said, especially with the smell of LAVENDER in the air.

-Dishabillophobia---->Marriage

[Master of Puppets]

Dishabillophobia sounds like a PHOBIA, which is something which makes you SCARED. men are often SCARED by COMMITMENT because they believe that their LOVE will not last. LOVE is integral to MARRIAGE

[deadmetal]

you forgot to put down what the next poster has to link.

[Master of Puppets]

Ghetto Oranges -> Naked Russian Circus Midgets

[Unlimited]

ALLITERATION is the use of RHYMING words, used in NEWSPAPERS, which contain ADVERTISING, which tries to SELL products, which THEWARSTORE ALSO DOES.

Next person: Junk food ----> Fish

Sorry, in advance

Alliteration isnt actually rhyming words. It's when you do something like "red raccons ran rampant in the rice," (spur of the moment example, of course) with the same starting consonant.

What do you mean by Ghetto Oranges?

[Vice]

Ghetto Oranges -> Naked Russian Circus Midgets

Ghetto Oranges Kick ass, donkies can be called an ass because that is thier name, and chaos dwarves second name is Naked Russian Circus midgets

Harold Schechter -> HTML

[deadmetal]

HAROLD SCHECHTER is someone i have never met, and probably DON'T WANT to. i DON'T WANT to ever again see the critters MOVIES. speaking of MOVIES, have you seen the SAMURAI JACK movie? it kicks ass. speaking of SAMURAI JACK, i think he has a WEBSITE, and as we all know, WEBSITEs use HTML programming to run them.

PennyArcade(www.penny-arcade.com) -------> 8-Bit Theatre (www.nuklearpower.co m)

[Ilfirin Noore]

That's like a first degree relation! Both websites and all...

Oh well: PENNYARCADE is a website that doesn't clearly explain its PURPOSE on the start page. PURPOSE is something AGENT SMITH lusts after. AGENT SMITH is a former member of an elite organization that wears SUITS all the time. SUITS are also worn by the MAFIA. The MAFIA is always breaking the legs of MOOCHERS for not paying up. It gives the impression of MOOCHING when 8BITTHEATER asks for paypal donations on its start page.

The 'Q' key on a keyboard --> Wild Cherry Pepsi

[GoldFish]

The 'Q' key on a keyboard --> Wild Cherry Pepsi
ill give it a go
The Q on a keyboard is in a very odd place due to the QWERTY system of keyboards, it is STRANGE to think that people came up with it, some people HATE it, Most people DONT LIKE whild cherry pepsi

its a bit pants but hey....
Heres one
HOMICIDE -> TACO's

[Master of Puppets]

HOMOCIDE was commited by JEFFERY DAMHER. DAMHER killed his VICTOMS. the VICTOMS of DAMHER woldput you off you FOOD. You EAT FOOD and you EAT TACOS too.

[deadmetal]

again, you need to give the next poster something to connect. here, i'll do it for you;

Fallout -----> MuchMusic or MTV

Ilfrin, that was 7 things;
PennyArcade
Purpose
Agent Smith
Suits
Mafia
Moochers
8 Bit Theatre

nice try though.

[Master of Puppets]

I'd rather I did it.

Butter -> Semen stains in the carpet

[JiMInY]

Some people enjoy BUTTER on their toast in the mornings, other people do not eat toat and BUTTER in the mornings they have sex sometimes on the floor, some lazy people 'pull out' as a form of contraception causing them to ejaculate on the floor, thus - SEMEN ON THE FLOOR.


Grape fruit ---------- 'a 3d journey through the human anatomy' CD

[GoldFish]

Some people eat GRAPE FRUIT for breakfast, some eat CHEERIO'S, many like TOAST, this usually ends up as FAECES but many may PUKE it out if they use 'a 3d journey through the human anatomy' CD

Space flight -> The mad women who lives next door and smells of gin, even after a bath

[Master of Puppets]

SPACE TRAVEL puts you into SPACE where there are ALIENS. ALIENS abduct PEOPLE. PEOPLE made ALCOHOL. ALCOHOL is what the OLD WOMAN WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR AND ALWAYS SMELLS OF GIN smells like.


Breast milk -> Klarsh Voxiz

[Secret]

BREAST MILK is found in WOMEN'S BREASTS. All men who like WOMEN'S BREASTS are probably HETEROSEXUAL. HETEROSEXUAL contains the letter X so does XYLAPHONE and so does KLARSH VOXIZ whatever the hell that is...

CORNFLAKES--------> THE LITLLE VOICES



(Six degrees now....happy)