The Bank Account 
As of 24 January 2017
Teeth are psudo points that are earned by doing stuff. The teeth can be accumulated and then spent for equipment, upgrades, and or bets.
The WoTW is about and for
orks, thus, only activities that are about your
ork army, or
orks in general, are all you can earn teef for. Since none of the other races in 40k use teef as currency, it would be pointless to pay space marines or eldar with teef, as they wouldn't be able to spend it anyway. Remember; teef are for
orks.
This includes batreps, tacticas, painting guides, modeling, articles, fiction, or any other activities that you can participate in on these forums.
Earning of teeth1 for signing up for the The Green Menace WoTW
5 for posting a batrep*
2 for posting fiction/fluff (in the fiction forum)
3 for posting a tactica**
5 for posting a "How To" guide on modeling, painting, dealing with butimmus maximus opponents, etc.etc.etc**
10 for getting one of your tactica's, how to guides, etc. Published on the front page of 40KO
*Make sure to post the url of your teef earning accomplishment in this thread so teef can be credited to your account! When you post your accomplishment, please provide the link so we can all go look at it.
Also, one paragraph short synopsis type reports are not eligible to earn teef. It must be a blow by blow report posted in the batrep forum. Pictures and/or graphics are appreciated, and if it is really good, you might get some favoritism teef.
On Tacticas:**- No member gets Teef till their approved draft is put into the Project Board, you earn an extra 5 teef if/when your tactica/how to guide is published as an article.
Teef for WotW Competitions (as run by one of the Bosses)
• 1st place 15 Teef + 1 Toof per vote above 2nd
• 2nd place 10 Teef
• 3rd place 5 Teef
For the Scrapyard, teef are awarded by Od From TV at the end of the month depending on your success.
Teef for Campaigns1 toof for each point you earn for ork glory
5 teef for each campaign batrep and sometimes extra teef are awarded if you complete a special mission.
5 teef for campaign fiction
5 teef for modeling just for the campaign. A counter, a special hero/unit/vehicle, an objective marker, scenery,and so on.
Favoritism TeefA warboss gives favor teeth when that warboss sees something that is deserving of teef, but it does not fit in any category above, or just because he is in a good mood.
Spending TeefYou are a naked ork, and you will need to buy yourself some kit.
Since a boy costs six points, and comes with three pieces of kit (light armor, slugga and choppa). This is for an already "grown" ork. So since becoming a ork is free then that means those pieces of kit are about two points a piece.
Consider the "life cycle" of an ork, that orks are grown. Then crawl out from under a rock, or something similar and has no kit, and then has to "find" it or earn it. When you join the WoTW you become an ork, something along the lines of you ripened enough to fall off the branch, now you need to find or earn some kit.
So the going value of an item is two teef per point, this means that a slugga will cost you four teef, and so forth.
Now you don't have to buy kit in any order, like in the codex, you can go straight for a big shoota if you want. Not to mention you can buy any kit you want as long as you have teef. So if you don't want a slugga and choppa you can save your teef for a rockit buggy. Once you have the buggy you have no need for a slugga and choppa as you now have a sweet ride.
You can buy equipment and titles. Once you have enough teef you can buy a piece of equipment for your rank. IE as a boy you could buy a big shoota or a rockit launcher. Once you are a nob you can buy big choppas kombi weapons etc. Or you can save up to buy a truck, bike, battle wagon and so forth.
For titles, again in your ranking you can buy a custom title, for example as a boy you could buy titles like deff copta pilot, truckk driver, etc. and once you are elite you could use your teef to buy the title burna boy, etc. The buying of a title will have to be coordinated through me and the Angel of Death 007. (as well as overworked mods)
The price of gear is X2 teeth, or 2 times the points of the gear in the codex. IE a Big Shoota is 5 points so will cost 10 teeth. This will also allow you to eventually save enough teeth for your own stompa, (est price 2,000 teeth) although it may take a few years...
Your equipment that you have purchased will be listed next to your name in the first post of this thread.
Also; since titles are supposed to be hard to get/earn/buy; the cost is 25 teeth plus X5 (5 times) the cost of the gear. Say you want to be a Deff Copta Pilot, that will be 25 teeth plus the cost of the deff copta (codex X5), and you will have to be in a position to have that wargear, for example a boy could not be a flash git, but a nob can, etc.
Titles are the domain of the mods, so submitting for an addition/change of your rank title should not be done lightly nor frequently as you may not get the results you desire. Before you submit for your "Deff Copta Pilot" title make sure you are willing to live with it for a LONG time.
No Refunds!BettingIf two members wish to wager teef then they will have to make a public wager (not a PM wager) and will have to make sure that the orkountant and warlord are aware of the wager. Upon completion of the wager both parties will have to post that the wager was won/lost and who gets the teef and I can transfer the teef to the new account using the post url as a reference in case someone later thinks their teef were stolen.
Of course random missing teef will happen, it might be embezelment, it might be fees, or might be that the teeth were never credited to the account. A simple post url to prove the teeth were earned is ample proof of their existance.
