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I submit you saying that for one of my jokes.
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Except this one, of course, but that's only 'cause I can't think of a joke :P
Eller
Time to destroy this thread... let's unleash the ultimate weapon!
The Three Purple Men Joke
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So, who wants me to post the "Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike" joke? ;D
So, who wants me to post the "Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike" joke? ;DI'll do it and get it over with.
Time to destroy this thread... let's unleash the ultimate weapon!
The Three Purple Men Joke
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Spam!!! Eller, why didn't you gut this spammer?!
Time to destroy this thread... let's unleash the ultimate weapon!
The Three Purple Men Joke
[censored to keep everybody sane(ish)]
Spam!!! Eller, why didn't you gut this spammer?!
More comedy gold by Hao Li! Thats brilliant man, keep it up. ;)
Brilliant, Fadingjew, just brilliant ;DI got plenty more. My dad sends them to me all the time.
God bless bad puns.
2. Another plane crashes on the Belgian-Dutch border. On which side are the survivors buried?
I beg to differ. The survivors would go home... unless you like burying poeple alive, that is.2. Another plane crashes on the Belgian-Dutch border. On which side are the survivors buried?
The side with the weakest laws regarding murder.
I beg to differ. The survivors would go home... unless you like burying poeple alive, that is.2. Another plane crashes on the Belgian-Dutch border. On which side are the survivors buried?
The side with the weakest laws regarding murder.
Q. Why do bands hire bass players.
A.To translate for the drummer
here is alittle one of a magic the gathering card,
Two muffins are baking in an iven, one mufin says to the other muffin "Wow it's getting kind of hot in here eh." the other emuffin replies "AH a talking muffin.
97. Thou shalt not follow a Librarian around thinking "Can you hear me now", repetively in an attempt to drive him insane.
Helen Keller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller) Jokes:
Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller) drive?
A: Cause she was a woman.'
Q: How do you get Helen Keller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller) to keep a secret?
A: By breaking her fingers.
Q: How do you punish Helen Keller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller)?
A: 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room
Q: Why doesn't Helen Keller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller) scream when she fell off the cliff?
A: Cause she was wearing mittens.
Wow, I thought I would have more of them when I found this site dedicated to her, but they all just suck!
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Q: Favourite Eldar rock band?
A: Arctic Mon-keighs
On that noteGeeeks.
If I could be an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your jeans
Or DNA Polymerase II, so I could fill in your gaps
Oh yeah
Heisenburg is driving home one day when a cop pull shim over to book him.
"Do you know how fast you were going sir?"
"No...BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I AM!"
I really hope nobody here aside from me got that...
I was always under the impression jokes should be like a bout between a prize fighter and a young orphan. Short, brutal and rather amusing. Unfortunately I'm seeing a lot that look like dissertations in failure.This. Is funny.
New joke! (sort of... :-\)You forgot Chicago Ted.
Chuck Norris and Mr T. walk into a bar...
The bar is instantly disintegrated. No building can hold that level of awesome in it.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven.
New joke! (sort of... :-\)You forgot Chicago Ted.
Chuck Norris and Mr T. walk into a bar...
The bar is instantly disintegrated. No building can hold that level of awesome in it.
CUSTOMS OFFICER- Anything to declare, sirs?
AHRIMAN- Nope.
FABIUS- Nothing.
ABADDON- Nadda.
KHARN- We're all psychopathic followers of the Ruinous Powers, cunningly disguised so that we may slip past your feeble defences and be destruction and the apocalypse incarnate upon thy land.
*Long pause, Ahriman, Abaddon and Fabius all stare at Kharn*
AHRIMAN- What part of "don't speak and only breath enough to maintain consciousness" didn't you understand?
FABIUS- Knowing Kharn, I'd say all of it.
ABADDON- I'll have to go with Mr. Gene-Splice McSplicely on this one.
KHARN- Silly! Everyone knows that all true followers of honourable Khorne ALWAYS tell the truth!
AHRIMAN- Kharn, are you familiar with the term "justifiable homicide"?
KHARN- Refresh my memory.
ABADDON- We'd be happy to.
*Ahriman, Kharn and Abaddon all produce weapons and surround Kharn*
KHARN- I'm sensing some negativity here...
Sorry if I'm repeating a joke, but only had time to get throught the first three pages of this thread. Will catch up later. Please enjoy these:
Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one;
Michael J. Fox's is rather small;
Mickey Mouse has a somewhat unusual one;
Liberachi never uses his;
Bill Clinton uses his all the time;
Madonna doesn't have one.
What is it?
Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one;
Michael J. Fox's is rather small;
Mickey Mouse has a somewhat unusual one;
Liberachi never uses his;
Bill Clinton uses his all the time;
Madonna doesn't have one.
What is it?
Last name. :)
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