This is my take on a parody, for my target, I have chosen Bond movies/Raine (*ducks behind some sandbags*), this is quite simply a funny story about an Eldar assasin by the name of Pink Rain working for the Kabano government. Why some guy named Rain instead of me? Well, first of all I'm way too serious to starr in one of these stories, and then I'm more happy sitting in my tavern sipping on a large glass of Pastis or Spritser.
Maybe I'll come around to writing more, maybe, I'm busy with my book and schoolwork at the moment.00nothing Pink Rain, part 1
Rain was merrily walking down one of the streets in downtown Arileon, he was a rather casual guy wearing his Ghosthelm (he was rather paranoid too always fearing that a daemon would try to kill him), looking at the shopwindows when his mobile cummunications device started ringing. He picked it out and put it to his ear.
-"Y'ello."
-"Hi it's me, Cashdollar, N wants you at the headqaurters at once, by the way, this message will cause you'r MCD to self destruct in five minutes."
Rain was pretty used to these messages and so tossed the MCD into the nearest trash bin, that exploded, scattering rubbish all over the busy street. He knew that was going to happen, Rain just liked to raise some hell once in a while.
*Later*
Rain entered the office and tossed his Ghosthelm towards the coathanger, despite much practice he missed by several feet, causing a large dent in the wall.
-"N's waiting for you." Cashdollar said, sitting behind her desk, ignoring him.
Rain shrugged and went over to the wall, one section of it looked like an upturned sofa. Rain prodded the sofa with a walking stick, this made the sofa fall down on Rain's toe.
Cursing about his toe he went inside to N, his boss, a rather cranky be-atch.
-"There you are Rain, I've got a rather strange assignment for you, there is apparantly an evil despot planning a rebellion against a tavern here in town, not that what I want has anything to do with that. You'r mission is to retreive a remote control for an Exterminatus strike, don't ask me why you're going to do this, I'm a cranky be-atch and I hand hand out assignments at random."
-"Oh well, I'll just go and retreive the thing that looks like a TV remote then. Oh, and will you please remind me why you'r name is N?"
-"Well, since you ask, my name is N because they left out the rest of my name when I was born, I've been told my name was intended to be Enema."
Rain left N's office with a handkerchief in his hands, some words were scribbled on it.
C/C James
So, now he had a target.
