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'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« on: December 22, 2008, 08:32:17 PM »
Hello chaps (and chapettes, coz I'm not sexist ::)) I'm sure you have all seen a large number of 'Female space marines' threads during your time on these boards and I would like to declare how much they piss me off. If your horny and like girls with guns, may I suggest looking at pr0n.

There can never, will never and has never been a female space marine...ever. Simple as that, no exceptions, end of.

I would like to suggest a ban on all such threads and for rule breakers to have their virtual arses kicked. Good idea?
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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 09:09:30 PM »
Motion passed.

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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 09:30:11 PM »
No, SMurfettes (except Hymirl) doesn't exist fluffwise, they are more Slaaneshi turf if you ask Me...

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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 09:34:29 PM »
Well, now I know how to torture Mr.Tanks.
*Show's picture of female space marine*

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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2008, 12:23:14 AM »
There can never, will never and has never been a female space marine...ever. Simple as that, no exceptions, end of.

Well, except for those Rogue Trader era female Space Marine models that GW produced.  But other than that you're arguably correct.

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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2008, 12:38:27 AM »
Well, now I know how to torture Mr.Tanks.
*Show's picture of female space marine*
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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2008, 07:26:39 AM »
Seriously, the concept of female Space Marines is acceptable. We all tinker with canon. The only problem is that it is almost never implemented well. In fact, I have never seen it implemented well. It would be very unfair of me to blame the idea for the foolishness of fans, though.
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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2008, 09:34:58 AM »
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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2008, 11:46:12 AM »
Only way I see it working is if the background had an explaination, such as genetic engineering to make the gene-seed compatible (by which I mean essentially turning women into men genetically), and then modelling them so they look pretty much exactly like normal Space Marines (because frankly, under the armour you're not going to be able to tell the difference, and a Space Marine's face is disfigured by the process anyway so they don't even look like men - so why would female Space Marines still look like women?).

And personally, still not my cup of tea.  I'd be more interested in seeing realistic Sisters of Battle, in proper heavy plated armour and non-glamous faces.  And certainly no bondage-inspired decorations - they are essentially nuns after all.

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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2008, 03:42:30 PM »
I think the closest your gonna get to female space marines is sisters of battle
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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2008, 03:57:28 PM »
I dunno if there is such a thing as female space marines - I mean there could be, but GW don't make the models for them. Also, you could imagine that some of the helmeted SM's are female, right? Or that one of the dreadnoughts has a female SM in it... yes? Good.
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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2008, 04:58:02 PM »
Oh Mr.Tanks.........

Where's your fluff now!

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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2008, 05:25:00 PM »
Eh-eh-eh, that's one of the better female SMurf represntatuion I've ever seen, Good work Mr. Sub. ;D

Is there more out there?

   Starky

Edit: Yup, there is:



Screw fluff, even more:





   Starky ;)
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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2008, 05:53:06 PM »
I have to say, that one model with the plasma pistol is rather impressive.

Oh and Mr.Tanks is currently gouging his eyes out I'll bet. 

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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2008, 06:05:09 PM »
Where are the male Sisters of Battle? If a religious warrior brotherhood can have women, why can't a religious warrior sisterhood have men?   ::)
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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2008, 07:51:38 PM »
Damn, Starky beat me to it.

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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2008, 07:57:31 PM »
Who, Me? I praise you for knowing of 4chan... It is rather... worrisome. But no, just some random searches on teh net. Believe Me.

I have to say, that one model with the plasma pistol is rather impressive.
That's for sure, I'd like to have a full SMurf force of these.

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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2008, 09:20:16 PM »
Who, Me? I praise you for knowing of 4chan... It is rather... worrisome. But no, just some random searches on teh net. Believe Me.

I believe you.  Found the aforementioned pic of the Plasma Pistol female on line after you posted it.  Wanted to find instructions on how to build one.

Turns out is a custom sculpt.  Grumble Grumble :(

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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2008, 10:42:08 PM »
Where are the male Sisters of Battle?

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Re: 'Female Space Marine' Threads.
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2008, 12:18:13 AM »
Where are the male Sisters of Battle? If a religious warrior brotherhood can have women, why can't a religious warrior sisterhood have men?   ::)

Look up the Frateris Templars. They did exist.
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