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Re: make a lie
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2010, 08:50:43 PM »
it keeps getting stuck

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Re: make a lie
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2010, 08:52:41 PM »
indeed but cheese is the least of your worries replied te dark ledar incubiu stood at the door, i'm being updated soon
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Re: make a lie
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2010, 08:55:07 PM »
cheese affects us all, especially new comers

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Re: make a lie
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2010, 08:56:25 PM »
i'll torture it until it reveils it secrets
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Re: make a lie
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2010, 08:57:07 PM »
but the cheese had already made its escape while these guys were chatting

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Re: make a lie
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2010, 08:58:10 PM »
the incubi threataons to kill you all with his dark lance, armour 14 doesn't count for amphetamine parrot :)
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Re: make a lie
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2010, 08:59:15 PM »
cheese is a kind of milk product you know,

from the dairy cow,

and dosn't make good armour.

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Re: make a lie
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2010, 09:00:08 PM »
good thing i'm wearing fishnets so when the kids ask their mummies who i am i can make them awkward answering muhahahaha
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Re: make a lie
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2010, 09:04:21 PM »
the drunk reminds the incubi that he is almost completely a CC specialist and one that specialises with killing infabntry at that so taunts him for not being able to use that big ol' dark lance.

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Re: make a lie
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2010, 09:06:09 PM »
the incuni then rembers his honour dignity and most importantly power armour and weapons, who need dark lances he smiles cruelly
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Re: make a lie
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2010, 09:14:41 PM »
he then kills everyone around

the end

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Re: make a lie
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2010, 09:15:40 PM »
and the story begins anew :) in some random desert with no incubi, pervs or jeeps to be seen
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Re: make a lie
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2010, 09:18:16 PM »
land rovers triumph over jeeps ;D

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Re: make a lie
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2010, 09:18:51 PM »
croggy wakes up he's mouth dry and his head full of nightmares from the night before

"who were those people ?what were those things i saw?"

its all a bit too much for him to take in and throws up .
he falls to his knees showering himself in his own vomit and blacks out again.

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Re: make a lie
« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2010, 09:20:06 PM »
the random jeep salesman nearby appraoches and offers tangi a free test drive
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Re: make a lie
« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2010, 09:23:59 PM »
Salesman: *jingles keys* 'What would you say to a free test drive?''

Tangi: :o*at said keys* ''beslubber off test drive!'' >:(

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Re: make a lie
« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2010, 09:25:22 PM »
the keys become offended and fly at tangi's face of their own accord you understand :)
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Re: make a lie
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2010, 09:27:20 PM »
They're carving a naughty word on my hood!!! :o :'(

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Re: make a lie
« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2010, 09:28:30 PM »
i'm sorry sir but legally we don't recogonize, 'buy ford' as a profanity hence it must stay :)
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Re: make a lie
« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2010, 09:35:21 PM »
croggy re awakens seeing a big fella punch a sales man a clear twelve miles threw the air and asks himself is this all a dream

 


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