Gigantic pink fundamentalist hippos invade Great Britain. They force Moonsinger to see Harry Potter and Britney Spears movies for over 1,000 hours, thus killing her. After that is completed, they drop stolen nuclear weapons on GW headquarters, thus ending the selling of their hobby. The sheer riduculity of this situation causes the rise of a new Chaos God, whose name is Krgjhdllths, to awake, which causes the Earth to explode, creating a reigon of space which will forever be known as the Eye of Ludicrousness. This area of violent warp storms pulls in the only remaining piece of what was formerly Earth, which happens to be the EldarOnline server, which is still running on nothing more than THE IMMORTAL POWER OF PURPLE RAINE!!!
*Ahem*... what I meant was "all of the above"...