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Offline Moonsinger

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The Way I will someday... Die.
« on: June 29, 2003, 11:28:03 PM »
Just for fun...  ;D
These are the options you must choose from, the way You will someday... die

a)Earth booms!

b)EO disapears into the warp

c)Some one force me to see Harry Potter and Britney Spear movies for over 1000 hours.

d)Some one kills me

e)GW stops the selling of their Hobby

f)Great Brittan is invaded by [instert country here] and drops bombs over my town...

or
g)By a GIGANTIC PINK  hippo/or anouther funny animal
« Last Edit: July 1, 2003, 10:16:54 AM by Moonsinger »
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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2003, 11:29:10 PM »
I will shoot anyone who chooses G
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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2003, 11:31:57 PM »
Shoot 'em now!

D. Hopefully My 20 year old mistress when I am 99 in bed having great freaky sex.  Yeah, my way to go!
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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2003, 01:25:27 AM »
C.
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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2003, 01:31:51 AM »
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I will shoot anyone who chooses G

I was going to say G., but D. sounds more appropriate now... :-[

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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2003, 01:49:30 AM »
D or C probably

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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2003, 04:37:44 AM »
I would go for B. Then well all go together+we might also kick some Chaos butt when we get there.

Weirdly enough, two magic eightballs, the oracle on themepark world and my mate have all predicted that I will die when Im 17. My mate, however, also predicted that I would have a kid with slightly curly blond hair, realy blue eyes and slightly chubby. That limits it to the next two-and-a-bit years, but Im still not sceptical...

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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2003, 08:39:23 AM »
D


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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2003, 01:24:49 PM »
i dont care how i die but i want to die while sleeping.  thats why i carry tranqulizers everywhere

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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2003, 02:33:54 PM »
I will shoot anyone who chooses G
Ill say G and if ou try to stop me youll die D and so will anyone else.



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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2003, 02:58:20 PM »
Gigantic pink fundamentalist hippos invade Great Britain. They force Moonsinger to see Harry Potter and Britney Spears movies for over 1,000 hours, thus killing her. After that is completed, they drop stolen nuclear weapons on GW headquarters, thus ending the selling of their hobby. The sheer riduculity of this situation causes the rise of a new Chaos God, whose name is Krgjhdllths, to awake, which causes the Earth to explode, creating a reigon of space which will forever be known as the Eye of Ludicrousness. This area of violent warp storms pulls in the only remaining piece of what was formerly Earth, which happens to be the EldarOnline server, which is still running on nothing more than THE IMMORTAL POWER OF PURPLE RAINE!!!

*Ahem*... what I meant was "all of the above"...
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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2003, 03:03:59 PM »
D...

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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2003, 03:34:13 PM »
G
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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2003, 07:18:05 PM »
i wanna die falling through the air hurtling to my doom
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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2003, 07:36:37 PM »
Personally, I don't want to die until I'm ready. On the other hand, I'll probably die before I'm ready, and I probably won't have much control over it, so I don't worry about it.
Calculus is an art, but algebra is attrition.

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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2003, 07:40:55 PM »
G all the way.  Maybe a giant pie will kill us all?
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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2003, 08:42:14 PM »
 I will die when Eldaronline is sucked into the warp and I jump in after it

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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #17 on: July 1, 2003, 05:11:50 AM »
G all the way.  Maybe a giant pie will kill us all?
Mmm, pie. What flavour? Cherry, I hope!

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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #18 on: July 1, 2003, 06:15:08 AM »
H. Go into the military and when you go into combat, whip out a Battleaxe and charge the enemy. By yourself. Don't ask how to get a battleaxe on the battlefield with all your other stuff...

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Re:The Way I will someday... Die.
« Reply #19 on: July 1, 2003, 09:59:56 AM »
I'll take secret option x: i'll end with a heart-attack of some similar crap.
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