Topic: How to relate your family to Eldar

[Kai-Thelon]

If you are young, your entire family seems like a bunch of idiots.

If you are the middle child you feel they are idiots and that you get cheated on a lot

If you are a parent you just hope your kids have enough brains as to not be under your roof forever.  

Father wishes the mother would lighten up on some rules and be harder about others and the mothers feels the same way about the father.

The youngest child doesn't see what the big deal is, and the oldest is bitter about that.

Eldar they are not, more like Chaos!!

[Hatchan]

*sigh*

Here you go Athenys, even more proof that my family are'nt the sharpest tools in the shed. These just happned last night:

Mum: You should try and become a hair-dresser.
Me: Why?
Mum: You get your hair dyed.
Me: *slaps head* You've flown in a plane, why dont you become an pilot?
Mum: Thats just stupid.

Me: *notices step-father carrying very heavy load* Need a hand?
Step-father (who has a bad back, and has had one for about 20 years): No, im right

Later on that night...
Step-father: *laying down on floor, nearly paralyzed from back pain* My back hurts.


*sigh again*
Can i trade my family in for a new one?