Swiper slid the multitude of drinks over. "Here is the location," he hands over a selection of maps and GPS co-ordinates, "of where it should be... I suggest you leave as soon as possible. You must first travel for two days through the Desolate Wasteland. A dangerous place of..."
An alarm went off behind the bar, he glanced down, "Back in a bit, now get off, I've got to prevent the reactor overloading again..."
He vanished through a trapdoor in the floor and sentry guns dropped down to make sure no one took freebies...