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Title: Ork Women
Post by: Banned Solorg on May 29, 2006, 06:14:31 PM
Look, we all know that Orks spore... but is that the ONLY way they reproduce?  My theory is that Ork men are rough and tumble and that Ork Women are all biker babe hotties.  That's my theory and it's mine because I made it.

http://empireearth.free.fr/galerie/photos/orc-female.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Style-Wager/Unofficial%20TV%20cards%20:D/Rosie-TV02_sm.jpg
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/11/iliera007hx.jpg
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Sekminara, Porter of Moths on May 29, 2006, 06:46:33 PM
heh you should see some of the orks in studio rain comics. they look like elves with an ample bosom (for you young uns that beans big boobs). but i really think that ork women are more of an afterthought it most games, because alot of games need ork women so everybody else knows were the little ork children came from.

Another weird thing is, why are ork boyz called.....boyz? i mean if the race had no opposing gender....then that means the "boyz" would have no need for certain equipment.

the truth has been revealed....orks arent truly men.....they....are .... ITS  :o
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Da Moose on May 29, 2006, 07:32:56 PM
Look, we all know that Orks spore... but is that the ONLY way they reproduce?  My theory is that Ork men are rough and tumble and that Ork Women are all biker babe hotties.  That's my theory and it's mine because I made it.

http://empireearth.free.fr/galerie/photos/orc-female.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Style-Wager/Unofficial%20TV%20cards%20:D/Rosie-TV02_sm.jpg
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/11/iliera007hx.jpg

Orks are Asexual, they are neither male or female. They have no secondary or primary sexual traits because they reproduce sub consiously.

Different sexes are alien to the Orks, they don't know why some humans are taller and have no chest fat and some do.

Other games have ork females because they don't want to go to all the ends that GW does to explain why Ork don't have females. GW is just cool like that.

Orks call other orks boyz because "Asexually humanoid brethern" was to long.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Captain Hajime on May 29, 2006, 07:36:28 PM
let's face it the fungus thing is stupid, it remains stupid and shall always be stupid. And it not even Funny haha stupid it Stupid, oh why did they ever right that horse pucky.

Clearly orc need women, Now if ork women look like this http://empireearth.free.fr/galerie/photos/orc-female.jpg (http://empireearth.free.fr/galerie/photos/orc-female.jpg) then i might enjoy being turned into a Ork.   ;D

Da Moose, with all due respect if you like Asexual orks you are welcome to them. I think they SUCK!!!!
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Da Moose on May 29, 2006, 07:45:00 PM
I think Orks wouldn't work the same without them being an Asexually reproducing, fungual/mamalion being.

They wouldn't reporduce as fast, wouldn't be as resilient as they are now, they would spread to every world in the galaxy, they wouldn't be the utopian survive race they are if they had two sexes.

If you want women then play the Nuns with Guns. I want my army right proppa and de'd 'ard, and thats the way Orks are now so i like them just fine thank you.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: alienspokinatcha on May 29, 2006, 07:49:33 PM
those pics are silly - orks have to be ugly fugly
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: dontknowjackshmit on May 29, 2006, 08:48:44 PM
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they are neither male or female. They have no secondary or primary sexual traits because they reproduce sub consiously.

Hmmmmmm. someones been peeking under the old orky loin cloth lol just kidding.

But anyway,
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those pics are silly - orks have to be ugly fugly

I second that motion, for all we know, the ork model with the hair banded up in a pony tail type thing could be an orky woman.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Banned Solorg on May 29, 2006, 10:52:52 PM
They wouldn't reporduce as fast, wouldn't be as resilient as they are now, they would spread to every world in the galaxy, they wouldn't be the utopian survive race they are if they had two sexes.

Ah, well, it takes a long time for the spores to grow.  Plus after, those Orks have to go through a long struggle before they become proppa Feral Orks.  Ork Women might be able to give birth to new Orks directly and knowing Orks, probably in many months less than 9.  Or maybe she'd birth pods right into the ground, guaranteeing that the new arrivals would appear amongst technologically advanced Orks.

Finally, sexual reproduction creates a huge potential for variation in a population - something asexual production can't do.  Without sex, a whoke planet of Orks could die off from one nasty virus.  With it, the population could have a great variance built into it.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Sekminara, Porter of Moths on May 30, 2006, 01:27:52 AM
well if they all died of the virus their "Death Spores"  (the spores released upon death) would all be immune to the virus, cause the plant dna in them would be able to quickly adapt to the new virus, also they arent succeptable to things like the flu cause they're plants.

meanwhile if they had sex and all that like normal people do the bearer of the immune child might die of the virus before they give birth. Orks on the other hand dont have to worry about that
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Dedicated Fire Magnet on May 30, 2006, 05:33:36 AM
With the Orks being plants, they could only reproduc sexually by releasing pollen grains into the air and hoping other Orks run into them. The fact that Orks lack pretty flowers, anthers or the others part of the flower of a plant goes against this claim, therefore they could not reproduce sexually. This brings me to the conclusion that Orks can only reproduce by tubing (no), root running (they have no roots, no) or by releasing spores. Therefore coming to the logical conclusion Orks can only reproduce by releasing spores.

-Bob
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Banned Solorg on May 30, 2006, 06:56:35 AM
Ah, but take care, Orks are not plants at all.  They are symbiotic animal/plant organisms.  In short, they have fungus in their blood, but they are not themselves plants.  So if the fungus was "added" later (by genetic engineering by the Brain Boyz) and it makes sense that it was added later (the spores make Orks deadly) one can assume that fungus-sporing was not the original natural form of reproduction for Orks.  So if they are animal/plant hybrids, then it makes sense that they have an "animal" form of reproduction and also a fungus form of reproduction.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Sekminara, Porter of Moths on May 30, 2006, 06:58:49 AM
Brain boyz? are these the slann?

i thought that the race was almost totally created by the slann when looking for soldiers to kill the ctan and their warrriors, thus the Krok were born (the orks).
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Captain Hajime on May 30, 2006, 07:15:18 AM
Brain boyz? are these the slann?

i thought that the race was almost totally created by the slann when looking for soldiers to kill the ctan and their warrriors, thus the Krok were born (the orks).
yeah that the latest explaination I believe
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Da Moose on May 30, 2006, 02:13:50 PM
They wouldn't reporduce as fast, wouldn't be as resilient as they are now, they would spread to every world in the galaxy, they wouldn't be the utopian survive race they are if they had two sexes.

Ah, well, it takes a long time for the spores to grow.  Plus after, those Orks have to go through a long struggle before they become proppa Feral Orks.  Ork Women might be able to give birth to new Orks directly and knowing Orks, probably in many months less than 9.  Or maybe she'd birth pods right into the ground, guaranteeing that the new arrivals would appear amongst technologically advanced Orks.

Finally, sexual reproduction creates a huge potential for variation in a population - something asexual production can't do.  Without sex, a whoke planet of Orks could die off from one nasty virus.  With it, the population could have a great variance built into it.

This is ridiculous. Spores are a thousand times more effective at spreading a species then reproducing sexually. An Ork has fungal RNA spliced into its normal animal DNA so making it resistant to most any form of harm. Radiation would sterilize Ork males and make it impossible to reproduce in that condition, fungal Orks thrive. Desert and ash waste conditions would wreak havoc on impregnated Orkish women, while fungal Orks can spore in the worst conditions. Galactic conquest would be impossible, Orks could not survive generations onboard of a Space Hulk unless they could spore new orks out of sheer rock and iron. Squigs grots and Orkish food wouldn't be around any more because they are by produces of or spores, these creatures pave the way for the Orks, preparing camp sites, providing food etc etc.

Orks are a will thought out well evolved race, they are made to survive and that why they don't have different sexes.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Jinpachi (99% proof rubbing orcahol) on May 30, 2006, 02:29:49 PM
I remember something from the 1st or 2nd edition that covered ork females. It said somehting along the lines of orks being asexual BUT some orks look like girls (rarely). I think I remember an ork in an apron with pigtails.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Da Moose on May 30, 2006, 02:36:40 PM
I remember that as well. Something GW through in to make an excuse for Ork Cheerleaders in Bloodbowl but fluff wise i would say it is rare or it never happens at all.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: chaos0xomega on May 30, 2006, 02:50:54 PM
If that is what ork women look like(the pictures linked at the top), then they can WAAAAGHHHH!!!! me any day!  ;)

I have to say though, that I think I like the idea of fungus-orks. They are more hardcore.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Jinpachi (99% proof rubbing orcahol) on May 30, 2006, 02:52:02 PM
2 words:

green nipples .........  :-\
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Da Moose on May 30, 2006, 03:01:12 PM
One word:

Spam

Get back on topic with something meaningful or don't post at all. Thank you.

Edit In responce to below poster: Instead of responding to your post I will just edit this one to cut this cycle off before it gets out of hand.

You can add that sort of responce into a meaning full post but don't get into a pattern of 4 word posts that don't mean anything. You can be funny but try and elaborate a point first.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Jinpachi (99% proof rubbing orcahol) on May 30, 2006, 03:09:14 PM
1 word... nazi

relax, i was making a comment on the post before mine pointing out that if you were to consider a female attractive you;d have to remember that she'd have green nipples.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Brother Asreus on May 30, 2006, 04:28:22 PM
Okay, first off  that pic is a green ELF! No Ork in that. LOL The other reason why Da Moose's asexual reproduction thoery makes more sense is that Orks live to fight, fight to live. Normal gestation periods for animal creatures are way too long to be useful to Orks. Besides, if Orks spent all their time having sex, no one would be fighting. Call it an evolutionary stepping stone. Orks release spores in order to dramatically increase their numbers and the odds of propagation and survivability. On top of that, you can a lot more Orks through a colony of spores in one go than you can in mutiple individual births.

Orks is made for fighting and winning, not bumping and grinding.  :D
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: chaos0xomega on May 30, 2006, 04:31:54 PM
THose poor orks, it must suck to get all your pleasure out of killing and none from creating... ::sigh::....

But green nipples are fine by me!  ;) And I still hold that that is a female orc, and not an elf.

Anyway, do you think the female-looking 40k orks are as fat and muscley as the males?
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Brother Asreus on May 30, 2006, 04:44:43 PM
If we stick to the idea that Orks a simply a warrior race, then they would have to be. Otherwise, they would be a burden to the tribes, clans etc...and would simply be exterminated as easily as Grots or Squigs. The whole Ork woemn thing does not fit into the GW concept or Orks as we know it. Orks in 40K do not farm, or barter goods, trade etc..like other races and Orks in other fantasy\sci-fi settings. Orks, fight, eat, fight, kill, eat, fight, hell I doubt they would even sleep since it interrupts fighting. LOL
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Jinpachi (99% proof rubbing orcahol) on May 30, 2006, 05:07:24 PM
actually there is a reference to orks offering peace in exchange for weapons, but that they then kill the people foolish enough to take the offer.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: dontknowjackshmit on May 30, 2006, 05:34:03 PM
Hypothetically speaking, if there where orky weomen, they would prolly look like this

http://www.uk-muscle.com/ukmuscle/forums/read.aspx?pid=40316 (http://www.uk-muscle.com/ukmuscle/forums/read.aspx?pid=40316)

So, even an ork would not touch em with 500 foot pole, or maybe just once, when they were at the orky bar, and one thing lead to another, and they woke up beside a yeti (even by ork standards).  So, then they dropped em all of on some planet, and said "yeah........ i'll call  you".  Now the imperium has the planet marked "Do Not Go Here" and they periodically drop of maxi pads and copies of women's digest to keep them from CONQUERING THE GALAXY in search of "that jerk who didn't call"
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Thork Bloodspilla on May 30, 2006, 06:45:03 PM
The best way to decide about Ork genders, is not to think about it at all. What you don't think about can't hurt you (unless the thing your not thinking of is a gun with somebody behind it). Besides, nobody in the Imperium would bother looking down a dead Ork's trousers (unless they're really strange). But if you must think about it, I prefer thinking of it like there's a Queen Ork and all the rest are Workers (Grotz) or Soldiers (Every other Ork). Doesn't sound as far fetched as some would think.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Captain Hajime on May 30, 2006, 07:54:12 PM
Hypothetically speaking, if there where orky weomen, they would prolly look like this

http://www.uk-muscle.com/ukmuscle/forums/read.aspx?pid=40316 (http://www.uk-muscle.com/ukmuscle/forums/read.aspx?pid=40316)

So, even an ork would not touch em with 500 foot pole, or maybe just once, when they were at the orky bar, and one thing lead to another, and they woke up beside a yeti (even by ork standards).  So, then they dropped em all of on some planet, and said "yeah........ i'll call  you".  Now the imperium has the planet marked "Do Not Go Here" and they periodically drop of maxi pads and copies of women's digest to keep them from CONQUERING THE GALAXY in search of "that jerk who didn't call"

Given that there are human men who this works for, I figure it wouldn't be very hard for Orks to like it too. Espeically if it all they saw 99% of the time.

The best way to decide about Ork genders, is not to think about it at all. What you don't think about can't hurt you (unless the thing your not thinking of is a gun with somebody behind it). Besides, nobody in the Imperium would bother looking down a dead Ork's trousers (unless they're really strange). But if you must think about it, I prefer thinking of it like there's a Queen Ork and all the rest are Workers (Grotz) or Soldiers (Every other Ork). Doesn't sound as far fetched as some would think.

I would go for this over the fugus thing since it so out there!
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Sekminara, Porter of Moths on May 31, 2006, 03:58:58 AM
Okay, first off  that pic is a green ELF! No Ork in that. LOL

that most definetly is an orc, just i think they never put it into wcIII, i mean if you look at the world of warcraft ork women, they be almsot as scary as that buff women
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Irandrura on May 31, 2006, 05:24:21 AM
That's a picture of Garona (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garona_(Warcraft)), from the Warcraft series.

She's a half-orc. Full blood orc females aren't as graceful as she is.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Rasmus on May 31, 2006, 05:35:08 AM
In older fluff there was a story about female orks, being far nastier than the males, while far less numerous, hid away in fortresses and shot anyone hwo got close enough to get in.
   This was a part of the selection-process. You had to be a huge and ├╝ber-tough ork male to get into one of those fortresses and carvbe your legacy in litters of little orks, or be a very very sneaky sneaky-git to manage to get in there without ending up in a corpse-pile with a heavy bolter-bullet in your skull. Very tough or very cleverl. Survival of the fittest.
   This is all gone now, of course, and it is replaced by this spore-idea, which is such a shame, I think. I like the classics.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Banned Solorg on May 31, 2006, 06:51:15 PM
The sexual process permits faster genetic change in a population: through recombination it allows favorable mutants to aggregate, whereas in a parthenogenetically reproducing population, there is no way in which they can become combined in a single individual.  In other words, female Orks would allow a rapid evolution of Orks to given environmental conditions.  Spores could create Orks wholesale, but the Orks produced this way would be more of the same with rare or little variation.

So let's say Orks crash on an ice-world.  With lots of sex, in a few generations, you have Orks that are more tolerant of or even Orks that completely thrive in the cold.  Combining male/female genetic material increases the chances of (thus speed of) mutation.  A population of Orks could become quite diverse in a relatively short amount of time.

So what if the Orks don't NEED to adapt to an environment?  Well, that's where the spores come in.  Lots of status-quo copies FAST.  But if the environment is hostile, (ie deadly radiation) it doesn't matter if you have 10,000 Orks or a million... sporing won't provide the fast evolution needed to make the population resistant.

The answer?  Orks would have both sexual and asexual modes of reproduction.  Why?  Well, as a failsafe measure.  Since Orks were animals modified to include fungal attributes, it stands to reason that the ability to reproduce sexually (males and females) was present in the original animal (all higher animals have this ability).  And if it was there before the Orks were genetically altered into their current form, well, it would make sense that it would have been carried over into the new form.  The Brainboyz (or Slann) might have worked to remove sexual attributes, but that would have been dumb since it adds near indestructability to an Ork Population.

Also recall that spores only grow if there are enough other Orkoids near.  Sexual Reproduction would overcome this barrier with ease.

Sources:
https://notes.utk.edu/Bio/greenberg.nsf/854ba168246c6472852563ee006f31ee/6e088ae26e2d9df88525648c005b3142?OpenDocument
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Sekminara, Porter of Moths on May 31, 2006, 09:19:02 PM
well in a planet with high levels of radiation the orks with dicks and all the women would die anyway, allowing no little baby orks to come out. When sporing, they spore, then die and spore some more, then the previous spores make more orks, they die but when they do they make more orks, and it goes on and on.

Basically the more orks that die, the more orks are born. (death sporing)
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: hs5ias on June 1, 2006, 09:49:24 AM
Ork reproduction may be much more complex than has been detailed so far. Many organisms have multiple stages to their reproduction with often very different physiologies and lifestyles for each one. A lot of these are to facilitate either moving from one environment to another or achieving sexual reproduction.

All Orks may be permanently sexually crossbreeding with other Orks, just not in the direct manner in which mammals do it. Instead spores land and grow on a suitable site, then when more spores from another Ork land on them, they absorb them, genetically mix with them, then produce a new crop of spores formed from this mixture. These are dispersed again. This process of mixture and dispersal goes on constantly, spreading and mixing Orkish genetic material. A specialised form for the purposes of mating, which may be totally unlike the active and growing form, is actually quite common in nature.

If these Orkoid fungal growths become large enough they start giving rise to squigs, which make conditions better, which allows snots and grots to be produced, who in turn facilitate the large fungal masses needed to grow Orks.

Natural selection proceeds in much the same way as plants. Orks that survive longer and become bigger produce more spores for longer, increasing their incidence. Weak Orks die. However since Orks also release a mass of spores when they die, living fast and dying young is a good tactic to follow as well.

Another factor is that many Orks are not unique individuals but clones from a single fungal batch. Since any given Ork can potentially have thousands of identical siblings running around being all that fussed about your unique survival isn't that important. Better to act in a way that increases the spread and dominance of Orks in general, since in that way you will help all those masses of Orks who are identical or very similar to you. This phenomenon of sacrificing your own life to aid the greater mass of those who are genetically identical/very similar to you is the basis of the social insects society. A few oddball organisms such as amoeba slime molds also act in this way, forming collective colonies of clones.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Lonewolf on June 1, 2006, 10:07:49 AM
But perhaps orks were never supposed to mutate or change considerably. As far as i know, they were created by the old ones to fight the necrons.
So the old ones engineered a race, in a form, they thought would be siuted best for the task.
Now since they considered this form perfect, any change by mutation would only serve to lessen the utility of the orks in their mind. Perhaps they also built in some means to control them, which would be endangered by mutation.
So they made as sure as possible, that mutation wouldnt happen.
Now that i think about it, Eldar also seemingly have not changed in million of years.
A long life span, slow reproduction cycles and probably some inbuilt anti mutation genes are the tools used here. 
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Banned Solorg on June 2, 2006, 06:47:12 AM
http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/e/m/emallen/green_elf.jpg
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Captain Hajime on June 3, 2006, 06:05:51 PM
That's a picture of Garona (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garona_(Warcraft)), from the Warcraft series.

She's a half-orc. Full blood orc females aren't as graceful as she is.

I am going to build a orc and goblin army [Fantasy], with women like this.
http://empireearth.free.fr/galerie/photos/orc-female.jpg (http://empireearth.free.fr/galerie/photos/orc-female.jpg)

I think Dark Elf Witch elves will work well! Yes this will fit perfectly :evil Grin: :D  ;D
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Banned Solorg on June 3, 2006, 09:57:35 PM
Where can you buy those?  I heard that Dark Elves have some very nice female figures... but for some reason, I never see them at the local game store.

What would YOU use?
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Captain Hajime on June 4, 2006, 08:46:42 PM
Which elves would seem to work best as they have metql on the little clothing they are wearing. Female Wardancers could work as well.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: -V- on June 6, 2006, 09:57:47 AM
well if games workshop has gone through all the trouble of explaining why there arent ork women then theyve slipped up along the line. 

in Blood bowl a warhammer offshoot game there isd a team for orks... and to accompany them is an ork cheerleader clearly a female model... whoops GW. 

so im going to say that an ork reproduces by sporing once it dies as it releases the spores when it is killed... and that there are female orks for reproducing when the orks are, on the very rare occasion, not fighting
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: -Makenshi- on June 6, 2006, 10:09:34 AM
Is Blood Bowl serious though? I was under the impression it was more of a 'tongue in cheek' game rather than a serious one, in which case the Ork women are likely a joke, and not a slip up.

~MTWC
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Jehoel on June 6, 2006, 10:47:04 AM
Remember their psychic presence. If an ork THINKS its a cheerleader it grows blond hair and makes its own pom-poms that only work for orks...  ;)

Seriously though. Orks are a simple people who enjoys every aspect of their life without thinking about the consequences. They can do what they want!. From that statement we can conclude that there are no women in their society (Okay, so much for serious)
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Captain Hajime on June 8, 2006, 08:47:40 PM
My dislike for 40K having no Ork women has inspired me to make sure my fantasy army will have women! In units, and they shall be Pretty!
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Kamui on June 16, 2006, 03:35:46 PM
Bloodbowl cheerleaders are orks in drag.  They saw that all of the other races had cheerleaders with long hair and bumpy-thingys on the their chests so their cheerleaders wear sqwigs and stuff their shirts.

The orks are all hairless.  There is a specialized squig called a 'hair squig' that has a remora like mouth and long hair-like gills.  They are parasitic, sucking blood from their host to survive.  The orks style them to taste and latch them on.  Seriously, I'm not making that up.

I've not read the thing about ork females locked in a tower but I won't deny it.  I haven't read the first ed ork specific books because back then I had a marine and guardsmen mix led by a rogue trader and his squat lieutenant.  I did have an ork playing friend who told me that it was widely believed that the snotlings had been the brain boyz.  Their minds were enhanced by a fungus that they forced the orks to harvest.  One day the orks revolted and ate the mushrooms themselves, becoming stupider in the process, then forgot how to grow them.  The snotlings also became less intelligent from lack of the special mushrooms.  No longer posessing the brain to overcome the brawn they themselves were enslaved. 

Of course, back in those days the tyranids all looked like termagants and they rode around on rhino/centaur looking creatures called Zoats.  Games Workshop is certainly creative in their fluff, but they frequently change it to suit their current tastes.  Excuse me, I mean to say that new evidence often disproves outdated Imperial Xenological Theory.  Of course, someone usually dies for heresy when it does.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Captain Hajime on June 16, 2006, 09:47:51 PM
I going to keep Orc Women the alternative stuff is making me sick to my stomach
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Kr00zA on June 17, 2006, 04:50:14 AM
There are no female Orkz simply because ORKZ are not animals.. they more closely related to a type of Fungus.
As any Ork can reproduce itself by droping spores there is no need for them to have two genders.
This leaves more time for drinking n fighting ;)
ORCS on the other hand are animals, much like humans, elves, dwarfs etc. And so have both male and female genders. ;)
My town seems to be rife with female Orkz :-\
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Captain Hajime on June 18, 2006, 09:41:21 PM
There are no female Orkz simply because ORKZ are not animals.. they more closely related to a type of Fungus.
As any Ork can reproduce itself by droping spores there is no need for them to have two genders.
This leaves more time for drinking n fighting ;)
ORCS on the other hand are animals, much like humans, elves, dwarfs etc. And so have both male and female genders. ;)
My town seems to be rife with female Orkz :-\

i pity you!
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: George Kilgore on June 20, 2006, 06:50:16 PM




   guys dont you think the orks might have both forms of reproduction that would rule! having some orks sitting around a camp fire eating soup out of space marine helmest talking about hot she fungi. orks need lovin to. also thanks to whoever posted green nipples that is an awesome thought!
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Banned Solorg on June 21, 2006, 07:57:43 PM
Of course dey have both!  I mean, unless the Brainboyz went chopping things off when they added the fungoid DNA strand - and why would they?  Orks would definitely fight over women - they fight over everything else, eh?
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: George Kilgore on June 21, 2006, 08:01:22 PM
i concur my good lad oh shhhh  (cough ) i mean yeah i agree wif him i likz me some green galz.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: George Kilgore on June 21, 2006, 08:02:20 PM


p.s. like your poster
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Captain Hajime on June 22, 2006, 07:06:43 PM
this one?
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crane-clan.com%2Fwar40k%2Forcs%2Forc-women.jpg&hash=af5df08f955645878f6d779d481567e0efb6fa89)
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Banned Solorg on June 22, 2006, 07:47:40 PM
Nice one, Cap'n!

Thanks for the compliment if you mean my banner.  Anyone who wants can link to it also.
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: George Kilgore on June 22, 2006, 08:24:15 PM
   Thanks dudes your poster and Banner are great! Solenoid if you will please tell me how to link to your banner it would really be helpful. As for
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Jibli on August 24, 2021, 07:27:54 PM
Did anyone archive any of the old StudioRain webcomics?  I was able to scrape a few from archive.org at Welcome to Studio Rain! (http://web.archive.org/web/20040817180006/http://studiorain.wc3campaigns.com:80/index.htm) and https://www.deviantart.com/studiorain/gallery (https://www.deviantart.com/studiorain/gallery).

Hoping someone in this forum might have had the foresight to save some of the files!  Sorry to necro an old thread!

heh you should see some of the orks in studio rain comics. they look like elves with an ample bosom (for you young uns that beans big boobs). but i really think that ork women are more of an afterthought it most games, because alot of games need ork women so everybody else knows were the little ork children came from.

Another weird thing is, why are ork boyz called.....boyz? i mean if the race had no opposing gender....then that means the "boyz" would have no need for certain equipment.

the truth has been revealed....orks arent truly men.....they....are .... ITS  :o
Title: Re: Ork Women
Post by: Irisado on August 24, 2021, 08:37:45 PM
Welcome to the forum.  2006 was a very long time ago and reviving such an old topic is not allowed under the rules here.  As such, this topic is locked, but you are welcome to start a new one :).