Somewhere in a distant Scandinavian fjord, a depleted jawmonkey stands up from its squat and releases its contracted and involved facial expression. With a sigh of relief it decides to take a nice dip in the icy waters of the fjord.
All of a sudden it stops, what is that? No, it couldn't be! The jawmonkey raises its face to the cliffs and spys Facultas leaping from the edge directly above it. Amazed to see Facultas not filled with brown and grey gook, the jaw monkey can only half heartedly squeeze off some doo projectiles from its teleporting anus.
In the amount of time that it took for Facultas to fall 20 feet onto the jaw monkey, the jaw monkey had launched several such projectiles which resulted in misses of 4.6, 2.3, and 13.7 meters respectively. The jawmonkey concluded from his data that his shots were being launched at an exact velocity of 436 meters per second and launched into a mental math equation of what angle and place of launch would produce a connection with Facultas's face at an angle of 90 degrees relative to projectile and surface. When the jawmonkey arrived at his conclusion, he gleefully arranged himself into the correct position to hurl the turd of doom. Anticipating victory the jawmonkey turned to face his falling assailant and let fl-, Crack!
Facultas landed precisely on the jawmonkeys sternum, shattering ribs and crushing the jawmonkey's lungs and heart. As the jaw monkey stared dazedly at Facultas standing on him, Facultas whispered to him, "While schemes within schemes are all well and good. The true victor is he who plans for retaliation to retaliation to retaliation to retaliation and further until ones enemy cannot possibly attempt a single more retaliation. Thats why clones are such handy utilities."
Facultas then delved into his back pocket and withdrew a large bag of coins and showed it to jawmonkey gloating, "I got the winnings, and theres a bet lined up for next time. Until then, Fare well dead jawmonky." At this point Facultas strode away victoriously into the sunrise, leaving jaw monkeys mangled corpse to sunbathe in what would be a beautiful day.