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Offline Noble

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6460 on: July 17, 2008, 10:18:22 PM »
mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega megamega mega mega

i kill you with a mega annoyance

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6461 on: July 17, 2008, 11:22:49 PM »
Just because you are a Tavern |\|00b doesn't mean I'll go easy on you.

The red "m", the "i", and the missing period suddenly grow to epic proportions and smother you, while a voice in your ear whispers "use proper grammar please".
"special weapons, what special weapons, oh look skulls, BLAAAGABLAGAAAGGGGG BLOOD SKULLS BLOOD SKULLS"
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6462 on: July 18, 2008, 12:10:23 AM »
Red 'm'... can't really see you're complaint there, as you didn't quite specify... I have a feeling that you are saying it should be capitalised, though that makes no sense, as that wasn't really part of a sentence anyway.
I cut off you're legs for that.
The small 'i'... yes, i see you're complaint there, and a voice did actually whisper in my ear "make it big"... so I ignored it.
I cut off you're arms for being so bloody pedantically self righteous.
And yes, a Tavern |\|00b I may be, but I do know that 1337 is actually bad grammar, and I'm sure the voice in such an ear as the apparent grammarnazi you are is much greater than the whisper in my ear, and I'm sure that it therefore burst you're ear drum, hemorrhaging you, giving you vegetating brain damage.
Furthermore, I am not so |\|00bish that I don't already have a title for myself among the patrons of this tavern, i.e. the Eater of Things. I eat you for being so be-atchy.
mmmmmm.... tastes like pork

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6463 on: July 18, 2008, 12:27:42 AM »
Oh-oh! The Eater of Things strike again!

However, there's that little thing, yes, that little, little thing: As a new Goovil Lord, Windy got implanted a micro thermonuclear bomb at the base of his brain.

Pray remember that you actually ate the guy...[CLICK!]

BOOM!!!

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« Reply #6464 on: July 18, 2008, 12:34:29 AM »
As I explode, everything I ever ate flew in every direction. A half digested undetonated 5000 kilo tonne nuclear warhead flies in yours, landing directly on top of you, crushing you to death. A strange ticking sound can still be heard emanating from said bomb.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6465 on: July 18, 2008, 12:55:58 AM »
   Pff, I absorb the Broodwich's Power (okay, maybe not as mighty as yours but still...) and swallow that bomb, rushing to give you mouth-to-mouth to revive you from the fleshy bits that you have become.
   Sadly though, your abominable bad breath make Me vomit down your lungs, from My lunch to the 5K ton bomb. Oups.

BOOM!!!

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Offline Maiden_Ante, The Outerdimensional Lion God

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6466 on: July 18, 2008, 08:55:40 AM »
I take your huge annoying text and stick it so high up your big rear that you die of internal damage. Taste that...
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6467 on: July 18, 2008, 09:47:48 AM »
BOOM!!!


Seeing this makes you commit suicide.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6468 on: July 18, 2008, 10:55:32 AM »
   Can't think of something witty. You just lay yourself down on a metro rail and wait for the train.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6469 on: July 18, 2008, 03:05:31 PM »
As you watch and see him idiotically lay himself down, you lean in over the rail closer to watch him die. Except, the draft from the train sucks you in.

You are promptly run over by about 50 train cars, although the last happens to have a bomb from a terrorist and explodes right over your corpse.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6470 on: July 18, 2008, 03:08:30 PM »
You are caught in the blast. Which doesn't directly kill you. It just sets you a blaze, you die five minutes later from burns.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6471 on: July 18, 2008, 03:20:01 PM »
You become so excited, you let me play with you. Big mistake, as I beat and torture you, and rape you while you die.
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Offline Shade, Bankai King

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6472 on: July 18, 2008, 03:28:43 PM »
Thats nothing comapred what I'm used to. I show you what I'm used to, which kills you.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6473 on: July 18, 2008, 03:32:35 PM »
I fart you to death after I ate unpoisoned onions, beans and add a little bodily fluids to that.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6474 on: July 18, 2008, 03:43:14 PM »
I kill you by turning ЩAДЭ, ДA ПО СИЛЕ ГЕРМАНСКИЙ's idiocy into a bat. That only touches you, but you explode anyway.

Honestly, there is no one worse than me, Jester and Starky. You'll find that out.
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Offline Shade, Bankai King

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6475 on: July 18, 2008, 03:48:50 PM »
*cough*Bullamphetamine parrot*cough* I kill you by taking your own ego and beating you with it.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6476 on: July 18, 2008, 03:57:19 PM »
Pfah! My ego is like an egg compared to an mountain beside yours. And I am an God, everything with me is big. But you already know that, don't you, my by-atch?  :-*
You are killed by the realization that you will never be more than a stain under my boot.


Flaming ftw.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6477 on: July 18, 2008, 03:58:59 PM »
I'm a real god, so I know ego, and Hubris, I asorb your powers and beat your now human body with a bat.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6478 on: July 18, 2008, 03:59:49 PM »
I turn everyone into an atheïst for services rendered and you simply die through lack of faith

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6479 on: July 18, 2008, 04:02:43 PM »
I let you know that a perfect way to tan that white face of yours is to climb into a microwave and turn it on.  Did I mention that I locked you in?

 


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