Red 'm'... can't really see you're complaint there, as you didn't quite specify... I have a feeling that you are saying it should be capitalised, though that makes no sense, as that wasn't really part of a sentence anyway.
I cut off you're legs for that.
The small 'i'... yes, i see you're complaint there, and a voice did actually whisper in my ear "make it big"... so I ignored it.
I cut off you're arms for being so bloody pedantically self righteous.
And yes, a Tavern |\|00b I may be, but I do know that 1337 is actually bad grammar, and I'm sure the voice in such an ear as the apparent grammarnazi you are is much greater than the whisper in my ear, and I'm sure that it therefore burst you're ear drum, hemorrhaging you, giving you vegetating brain damage.
Furthermore, I am not so |\|00bish that I don't already have a title for myself among the patrons of this tavern, i.e. the Eater of Things. I eat you for being so be-atchy.
mmmmmm.... tastes like pork