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Offline jawmonkey

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1000 on: June 22, 2012, 12:52:55 PM »
It is, but everyone else knew that, there is no more beer... in... the... world.  :'(

I wish it was easier to brew at home.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1001 on: June 22, 2012, 01:03:45 PM »
Wish granted, unfortunately due to such high demand of you home brew, catatrophic failure of a boiler blows up all your brew, sorry.

Wish the housing market was more affordable...
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1002 on: June 22, 2012, 02:41:51 PM »
your driving along and you find a free house! Sears doesn't mind at al if you take that old fridge box.

~Seriously though, are you in the US? If so I might be aboe to stear you in a direction for super cheap housing, like 1% interest loan cheap.

Wish I could find a knarloc.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1003 on: June 25, 2012, 06:23:42 AM »
Knarloc found, It eats you.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1004 on: June 25, 2012, 03:23:25 PM »
Granted, but the clowns start to get real creepy.

I wish I could get these Eldar mailed off, they just don't want to leave.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1005 on: June 26, 2012, 06:50:24 AM »
Eldar, posted they got lost by useless postmen. You're liable for the loss.

I wish I could see Zilverscales (and anyone else's!) pictures at work.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1006 on: June 26, 2012, 01:52:29 PM »
Granted, too bad McDonald's is so boring.

I wish I could get rid of some of this junk (well  painted stuff, terrain, cases and transports).
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1007 on: June 26, 2012, 03:10:46 PM »
Wish Granted, ... Someone takes all your "junk" and makes a million dollars from it, too bad, sorry  :o

Wish I had more Junk, lol
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1008 on: June 26, 2012, 06:41:39 PM »
granted, you sit in between two skinny girls. you now have relatively more *junk*


I wish for jawmonkey to give me all his junk

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1009 on: June 28, 2012, 08:04:28 AM »
Granted, Jawmonkey gives you all his *junk*. You can't walk properly for the next week.

I wish a modern equivalent of Robin Hood would appear and rob from Games Workshop to give to the poor gamers.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1010 on: June 28, 2012, 10:37:52 AM »
Granted, modenr day robin hood steals too much and GW go bust. now we have nothing to do on a Saturday morning :(

I wish Jawmonkey took back his *junk*

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1011 on: June 29, 2012, 12:03:32 AM »
Granted, modenr day robin hood steals too much and GW go bust. now we have nothing to do on a Saturday morning :(

I wish Jawmonkey took back his *junk*
[Monkey throws poop right into your big, fat, gaping mouth]
You can't take back a blessing from the Monkey God, only enjoy what he has given you... now chew!

I wish I could fax poop.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1012 on: June 29, 2012, 06:09:22 AM »
Granted you fax a poop and I chow down on the paper reperesentation of the good stuff.
However, through your efforts you are now coverd in your own poop

I wish I could watch you try to fax poop.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1013 on: June 29, 2012, 07:04:18 AM »
Granted but whilst you are watching Jawmonkey mistakes your head for a poop and forces it through the machine instead.

I wish that following the arrest of 72 year old Daniel Collins Junior for threatening to shoot his farting neighbour that a new law is passed that makes it illegal to fart in public and fart zones have to be introduced into Pubs.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1014 on: June 29, 2012, 10:16:05 AM »
And thus begins an oderous chapter in history, The Great Gas War.

I wish I could fart so loud and powerfully that it could knock small children over.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1015 on: August 18, 2012, 01:24:24 PM »
granted but it counts as assault and you spend the rest of your days in prison.

I wish I could find somewhere to perform.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1016 on: August 18, 2012, 04:50:11 PM »
Granted but now everyone thinks you're masterbating in the closet to show tunes.

I wish I could get some trades done without the typical half dozen back-outers, its getting old.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1017 on: August 23, 2012, 06:22:40 PM »
granted, but then the mug you and take everything.

I wish for ultimate power.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1018 on: August 23, 2012, 06:35:52 PM »
Granted, but ultimate power requires ultimate responsibility, you are the mentor of 7.5 million children

Wish for my first game of 6th to be a draw ::)
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1019 on: August 23, 2012, 08:11:34 PM »
Granted. You both give up after all the predeployment crap, being to exhausted to actually play a game.

I wish to get a good game of 40k in soon (someone move to La Junta, CO).
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