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Offline The Guy in the Blue Chair Named Phil

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #900 on: November 8, 2010, 03:06:59 PM »
Granted, but now on, you wish so horribly, that you are kicked from the forums


I wish I got 100% on my Science test instead of a 95%
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #901 on: November 8, 2010, 04:27:54 PM »
Granted but the teacher believes you cheated  and you have to retake the test. And you end up scoring a 93, 1 point away from an A.

I wish i was really good in german class.

Offline The Guy in the Blue Chair Named Phil

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #902 on: November 10, 2010, 07:11:00 AM »
Granted, but you find out all the students are jerks, and pull endless pranks on you that eventually get you expelled for something you didn't do.


I wish that I had realized that Death Wing had Deathwing Assault sooner.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #903 on: November 10, 2010, 03:20:07 PM »
Granted, but then GW gets rid of the DA codex and you can't field deathwing anymore.

I wish the GW broadsides were as cool as the FW ones.
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #904 on: November 10, 2010, 04:42:59 PM »
Granted, but then GW stops all production of Broadsides




I wish that Vanity would stop talking about Tau.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #905 on: November 10, 2010, 05:02:06 PM »
Granted, now we can talk about how I stomp all over your crappy Sphesh Mehreenz and their crummy metal bawkses.

I wish Space Marines would go away.
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #906 on: November 10, 2010, 05:39:17 PM »
Granted but ten years from now we return ever stronger and we are unable to be defeated.

I wish tau got a codex update

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #907 on: November 10, 2010, 06:01:40 PM »
Granted, however it is just a cheap IG knock off, and we are forever disgraced in the eyes of the other armies.

I wish I didn't have to do that.
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #908 on: November 10, 2010, 08:43:31 PM »
Granted, GW actually did that instead. Have fun playing with your blue-skinned IG

I wish that my Necrons penetrated everything on a roll of a 6

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #909 on: November 11, 2010, 08:52:26 AM »
wish granted but all you roll is 1's ???

I wish that i could ace my test today


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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #910 on: November 11, 2010, 08:53:42 AM »
(you have a test on VETERANS DAY?) Granted, but you fail every other test you get.
Epicly.


I wish that my chair didn't hurt my bum.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #911 on: November 11, 2010, 08:57:03 AM »
(you have a test on VETERANS DAY?)

College sucks sometimes


Any how, your chair breaks from sitting in it too long and you fall down and break your little toe.


I wish i had come up with a better wish


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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #912 on: November 11, 2010, 10:33:27 AM »
Granted but your next one will be terriably not funny.

I wish all my friends werent at colloge.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #913 on: November 11, 2010, 10:05:46 PM »
Wish granted, they are dead in a ditch


I wish that I actually had the paints I needed for my new models

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #914 on: November 12, 2010, 12:40:49 AM »
You do, but you no longer have your new models

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #915 on: November 12, 2010, 06:22:46 AM »
Congratulations! Your boss has just found you in bed with his/her partner, your head really hurts, you have no memories of what happened last night, and there are several eerie bite and bruise marks all over your boss's partner's body. I'm pretty sure that tonight you have a lovely date with law enforcement.

I wish that my fellow cast mates would actually remember their lines of our play.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #916 on: November 12, 2010, 07:30:46 AM »
wish granted but they remember the line to the wrong play


I wish that my room mate wasnt such a jerk


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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #917 on: November 12, 2010, 09:38:10 AM »
Granted, but now your room mate wishes the same.

I wish Winter was warmer.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #918 on: November 12, 2010, 01:45:07 PM »
Granted but global warming eventually leads to the destruction of the world.

I wish for a cookie.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #919 on: November 12, 2010, 07:44:12 PM »
Fine. But that cookie is haunted by a greater demon of Nurgle, and after ingestion, he takes over your body and you die of a horrid slue of diseases. at least your funeral was nice.

I wish that I could defeat the entire Ultramarines chapter.

 


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