uh, that was racist... FAIL!
For that, you have truly piqued my ire, and must suffer the consequences...
[Monkey aims rear at Pody, plugs mouth with thumb, and blows. This causes a chain reaction that violently projects the caustic chili rainbow at Pody, covering him in festered beans and broken glass]
Your wish has been granted.
I wish I could cover the world in my "gift".