Topic: corrupt a wish!!!

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, however after the Inquisition books are updated, followed by the Necrons, The Tau are left behind as the oldest book, and never ever win a game.

I wish the Dark Eldar book was a fake

[SwampyTurtle]

I wish the Dark Eldar book was a fake

wish granted however the DE players revolt and storm GW forcing them to release a all mightly DE codex that is unbeatable.


I wish my teachers in math actually taught and just didnt flat out suck

[int main()]

Wish granted, now instead of sucking he blows(and not in the sexual way)

I wish I had a million bucks.

[Farseer Arendil]

Wish granted, however it is all in Somalian currency and equates to about $3.52 USD.

I wish I had an all powerful Farsight Army, and thus could conquer everyone.

[SwampyTurtle]

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I wish I had an all powerful Farsight Army, and thus could conquer everyone.

wish granted, but the new codex comes out and farsight sucks badly meaning u never win a game



I wish i had a better understanding of math and was a expert at it (and french too)

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, however you only understand math and french and thus end up in special needs classes.

I wish for more Eldar, they make 40k interesting where I live.

[POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!!]

Granted but then they mind wipe you and everybody you live with.

I wish i wasnt so lazy witch would enable me to type up my SM chapter (The Emperors Eyes) codex in the forge forums.

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, however Rummy thinks you are ripping off someone else's space marine codex and bans you.

I wish Rummy wasn't so damned scary sometimes....

[POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!!]

Granted but now Rummy is scary all the time

I wish i had a job to get money.

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, however you now shovel hog manure for minimum wage.

I wish I had more Eldar skimmers to torment my enemies with.

[POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!!]

Granted but now they have more drop pods and melta guns.

I wish i could find people to play Dark Heresy.

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, but they cheat and create super Deathwatch Marines and rape you for hours on end.

I wish for more Striking Scorpions.

[POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!!]

Granted but then a rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean? comes along and makes fun of you and destroy all your Eldar.

I wish i had the DW book

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, however as you leave you are gunned down for the whole 2 dollars left in your wallet.

I wish there were fewer Spezz Mehreen players at my LGS

[POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!!]

Granted now there are to many Sisters in your LGS.

I wish there were more Eldar players at my LGS.

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, and they all run super Mechdar replete with Dire Avengers, Howling Banshees and Fire Dragons ripping your doodz to pieces with Eldrad and Yriel leading the way behind the Avatar of Khaine.

I wish there were fewer powergaming amphetamine parrots out there.

[Alienscar]

Granted, instead of powergamers there are now only players that don't give a damn about winning and every game you play from now on ends because the other player gets bored before it finishes.

I wish food was cheaper so that I could afford to spend more on Games Workshop stuff

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, however in response to that, taxes on food skyrocket and  things are worse than before...

I wish Games Workshop would stop doing yearly price jacks just to keep the benjamins flowing in.

[POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!!]

Granted now there asking for gold bars.

I wish i could actually see a real gold bar. seriously ive never seen one what the hell.

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, but you did so by breaking into Fort Knox and are gunned down.

I wish pod droppa would get some better wishes