Topic: corrupt a wish!!!

[Davinder]

Wish granted, but now at 6:00am he prays in front of your house every morning.

I wish that all goalkeepers were this confident.

The Most Silly Goalkeeper Ever Funny Penalty 09.09.10

[SwampyTurtle]

wish granted but then the game of soccer is canceled for being so boring


I wish that i wasnt doing my demonstration  speech on how to play warhammer 40k

[Hekkastor]

Granted, you're doing your demonstration speech on how to play Guitar Hero like a Real Rockstar! I hope you're proud of yourself.

I wish that my Necrons knew how to dance

[Nomsheep, the Modhunter.]

granted but they are alve so they harvest you

i wish the below poster was me

[POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!!]

Granted but since im you i believe that im the real one and begin to hunt you down who is actually me so i would be killing you but that would also mean im killing me who is actually you and...and..and...an d..and..... NOW IM COFUSED SOYOUR ACTUALLY YOU ARE CONFUSED. HAHAHA 

[Hekkastor]

Granted, pod droppa is now blank....

I wish pod droppa actually had wished for something

[POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!!]

Granted

I wish i wouldnt forget to wish for something

[Nomsheep, the Modhunter.]

granted

i wish the below poster was something other than gravity

[Alienscar]

Pardon!

I wish that my waterproof clothing didn't leak.

[Nomsheep, the Modhunter.]

failed as you didn't answer my wish

i wish someone had answered my wish

[Hekkastor]

Granted, rather than gravity, the below poster is actually a psychotic three hundred pound nun who beat you to near death with a cross made of lead and then brainwashes you into becoming a celibate monk. Have fun.

I wish that I had the famed Boots of Buttkicking strapped on my feet and ready to go!

[SwampyTurtle]

Granted, rather than gravity, the below poster is actually a psychotic three hundred pound nun who beat you to near death with a cross made of lead and then brainwashes you into becoming a celibate monk. Have fun.

I wish that I had the famed Boots of Buttkicking strapped on my feet and ready to go!

wish granted, but there so big you cant walk in them


I wish that Hekkastor would stop courrpting my wishes

[Hekkastor]

Granted, rather than gravity, the below poster is actually a psychotic three hundred pound nun who beat you to near death with a cross made of lead and then brainwashes you into becoming a celibate monk. Have fun.

I wish that I had the famed Boots of Buttkicking strapped on my feet and ready to go!

wish granted, but there so big you cant walk in them


I wish that Hekkastor would stop courrpting my wishes

Granted. I'll stop being an rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean? eventually. The approximate time is around five wishes.

I wish that I knew how to fish/hunt swampy turtles.

[POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!!]

Granted but the swamp has mutated them into giant monsters and you didnt expect this so the swampy turtles end up eating you.

I wish i knew what it felt like to be eaten.

[Bassiecore]

Granted, nomnomnom =]

I wish i wasnt ill =[

[Nomsheep, the Modhunter.]

granted but you break your arm, leaving in the same position as before except in more pain.

I wish i had moniez for my DE

[POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!!]

Granted but while you were driving you had your DE in the passenger seat in an open box. But suddenly you have to slam on the breaks and your DE go flying and as you grab the box  to stop it you notice that your hand is bleeding profusely because your DE spiking pits ended up impaling your hand and you have to go to the hospital to get stiches but you dont have enough money to pay the medical bill because you spent all your mney on Dark Eldar.

I wish had more SM

[Nomsheep, the Modhunter.]

granted but the same thing happens, hoever because your american you actauly have to pay medical bills and the send you to jail.

i iwsh i had some new battlesuits.

[Hekkastor]

Granted, you have a tuxedo that is bulletproof for any battle you might participate in. Do to the fact you purchased it from a shady guy down town, it isn't actually as bulletproof as you thought, so you end up feeding the fishes when your body gets dumped of a pier by a pair of gangsters you didn't pay back for all those copious amounts of money you borrowed from them.


I wish that Necrons would get an awesome surprise codex next Friday.

[int main()]

Granted, but now your Necrons are as tough as Eldar.

I wish codex creep didn't exist.