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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #640 on: September 14, 2010, 08:22:21 PM »
granted but you didn't specify what the cake looked like so you accidently eat it and die :)

I wish i'll get up in time tommorow for college
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #641 on: September 14, 2010, 08:54:54 PM »
Granted but you didnt realise your schedule was changed so you got up early when you could have slept in.

I wish for a horrible nightmare.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #642 on: September 14, 2010, 08:56:52 PM »
granted, i folllow you down a dark alley and do horrible unspeakable things. all your dreams are nightmares from now on :)


i wish for an explanation of that wish
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #643 on: September 17, 2010, 03:05:10 PM »
granted, the explanation mind-****s you, and you end up wishing for nightmares because they're better than what you now experience at night. Congrats.

I wish my imaginary girlfriend was real

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #644 on: September 17, 2010, 03:09:01 PM »
granted, so do i, i mean and she is a man

as a thought i got told i was a true dark elf player the other day they were on about non-expendable troops and i laughed and said ' there are troops that aren't expendable' :)

i wish i had a soul.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #645 on: September 18, 2010, 01:34:07 AM »
Granted but its empty and dark

I wish the dinosaurs would be destroyed

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #646 on: September 18, 2010, 05:55:21 AM »
granted, i destroyed years ago when i was a mere two thousand years old


i iwsh i was an incubi
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #647 on: September 19, 2010, 01:26:38 PM »
Granted but you dont get to sodomize your prisoners

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #648 on: September 19, 2010, 01:41:52 PM »
Granted but you get possessed and everyone hates you for being the first chaos grey knight, and the chaos hate you coz you were a grey knight and it is so bad that GW discontinue the Deamonhunters.

I wish i had enough money for all the shiney new Elves =]

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #649 on: September 19, 2010, 02:49:53 PM »
granted i wish i had more elves
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #650 on: September 19, 2010, 02:57:54 PM »
Granted, elves are cool

i wish for food that wont kill me or have any ill effects to myself or anyone else i know or even dont know

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #651 on: September 19, 2010, 03:06:55 PM »
what abut people you ttechnically know but don't ?????

granted the driver delivering swerves off the road and dies, i'm sorry but it's poison for you

i wish for chips
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #652 on: September 19, 2010, 03:09:20 PM »
Granted but you are sick from eating too many and throw up all over your models... While paint is drying. so you now have vomit on your models that is secured there by paint =D

I wish for the pope to stop being a hypocrite. We all know he supported the nazis before he became a christian.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #653 on: September 19, 2010, 03:10:55 PM »
granted, :)

i wish that th whole catholic system wasn't rotten to the core :)
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #654 on: September 19, 2010, 03:13:35 PM »
Granted. You now live in the time before Emperor Constantine II edited the Bible to make it more acceptable to the people

I wish he had been strangled at birth

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #655 on: September 19, 2010, 03:22:23 PM »
granted but now the world as we now it is completley different he bible was never written and the pope is a jew :)

i wish it wouldn't get offensive/flamey
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #656 on: September 19, 2010, 03:35:59 PM »
granted but now the world as we now it is completley different he bible was never written and the pope is a jew :)
actually the bible would have stayed the same as when Jesus origionally wrote it =D
i wish it wouldn't get offensive/flamey

Granted but you are banned anyway =]

I wish for sleeps

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #657 on: September 19, 2010, 03:39:37 PM »
granted, but you never wake up.

i wish for morgan freemans voice :)
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #658 on: September 19, 2010, 03:46:03 PM »
Granted but you are killed by has fans because you stole his voice

I wish the Gamesday model didnt look like he wants a hug

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #659 on: September 19, 2010, 03:53:34 PM »
granted, i take from you and you never see it again :)


i wish i had that model :)
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