Author Topic: corrupt a wish!!! (Read 65665 times)

Blazinghand · « **Reply #580 on:** September 9, 2010, 01:39:34 AM »

Granted, but now he's playing Chaos.

I wish for love.

Wyrmnax · « **Reply #581 on:** September 9, 2010, 12:30:14 PM »

Quote from: Blazinghand on September 9, 2010, 01:39:34 AM

Granted, but now he's playing Chaos.

I wish for love.

Granted. He likes your butt.

I wish to win the lottery.

Davinder · « **Reply #582 on:** September 9, 2010, 04:03:42 PM »

wish granted, but not only do you win the lottery, but so does everybody, because of a virus that made everyone play the same numbers no matter what they put on there ticket, so congratulations your £1 richer, but if you consider your expenses ( £1 for the ticket) you actually broke even.

I wish i could read minds

POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! · « **Reply #583 on:** September 9, 2010, 05:16:19 PM »

Granted but no you cant hear people talk.

I wish Jobob and my army worked together to stop blazinghand's trail of blazing doom

Hekkastor · « **Reply #584 on:** September 9, 2010, 05:43:49 PM »

granted, you stop his trail of doom, but not his path of ultimate destruction....

I wish I magically understood other people's inside jokes and found the funny.

Blazinghand · « **Reply #585 on:** September 9, 2010, 07:50:54 PM »

Granted. You never stop laughing. Ever.

I wish I had heat vision.

SwampyTurtle · « **Reply #586 on:** September 9, 2010, 09:00:48 PM »

wish granted, but it burns out your retina

I wish i had powers to read peoples minds

Chie Satonaka · « **Reply #587 on:** September 9, 2010, 11:05:08 PM »

Granted, but all the voices in your head drive you crazy...

I wish I had a psychologist.

Wyrmnax · « **Reply #588 on:** September 10, 2010, 10:05:21 AM »

Quote from: JoBob- the Unfortunate Guardsman Volunteer on September 9, 2010, 11:05:08 PM

I wish I had a psychologist.

Granted. You always have someone caring for you in the asylum.

I wish i contracted the obliterator virus

Alienscar · « **Reply #589 on:** September 10, 2010, 10:30:05 AM »

Granted but for reasons only you know your weapon merges with your penis, as you can no longer pee your bladder explodes inside you and you die.

I wish my job payed more than it does.

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #590 on:** September 10, 2010, 01:39:43 PM »

granted it pays one albanian lica more.

i wish i could get hold of second ed rules

Hekkastor · « **Reply #591 on:** September 10, 2010, 07:55:24 PM »

granted, the rules come written on the back end of a hungry carnifex. Happy birthday.

I wish that I had the coolest, non-cheesiest yet most awesome and most interesting space marine army in the entire universe.

Chie Satonaka · « **Reply #592 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:08:46 AM »

Granted. But then I take it from you.

I wish my army was painted.

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #593 on:** September 11, 2010, 05:42:21 AM »

granted but then i coat it in petrol and let the flames begin

i iwsh i had a fish

POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! · « **Reply #594 on:** September 11, 2010, 07:52:05 AM »

Granted but now it gets cooked the way you dont like it.

I wish Santa would stop soking pot at the mall.

Chie Satonaka · « **Reply #595 on:** September 11, 2010, 10:55:29 AM »

Granted, He switches to heroin instead.

I wish I had a higher post count.

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #596 on:** September 11, 2010, 10:57:39 AM »

granted but then you get banned for SPAMMING

i wish i hadn't accidently caught the caps lock

Chie Satonaka · « **Reply #597 on:** September 11, 2010, 11:07:06 AM »

Granted but now your keyboard's broken so you can never type in non caps again.......

I wish nomstuff would stop yelling.

Hekkastor · « **Reply #598 on:** September 11, 2010, 09:52:08 PM »

Granted, he starts speaking in calm, articulate matter, and his speech become so beautiful that all women on the planet love him, and hence, you cannot find a woman to fornicate with and die without passing on a genetic heritage, hence denying any effect you could have on future generations.

I wish for tasty and nutritious green eggs and ham

Blazinghand · « **Reply #599 on:** September 11, 2010, 10:27:13 PM »

Granted, but they're green and look all icky.

I wish I could bend matter to my will.

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