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Offline Blazinghand

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #580 on: September 9, 2010, 01:39:34 AM »
Granted, but now he's playing Chaos.

I wish for love.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #581 on: September 9, 2010, 12:30:14 PM »
Granted, but now he's playing Chaos.

I wish for love.

Granted. He likes your butt.

I wish to win the lottery.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #582 on: September 9, 2010, 04:03:42 PM »
wish granted, but not only do you win the lottery, but so does everybody, because of a virus that made everyone play the same numbers no matter what they put on there ticket, so congratulations your £1 richer, but if you consider your expenses ( £1 for the ticket) you actually broke even.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #583 on: September 9, 2010, 05:16:19 PM »
Granted but no you cant hear people talk.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #584 on: September 9, 2010, 05:43:49 PM »
granted, you stop his trail of doom, but not his path of ultimate destruction....

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #585 on: September 9, 2010, 07:50:54 PM »
Granted. You never stop laughing. Ever.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #586 on: September 9, 2010, 09:00:48 PM »
wish granted, but it burns out your retina

I wish i had powers to read peoples minds


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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #587 on: September 9, 2010, 11:05:08 PM »
Granted, but all the voices in your head drive you crazy...

I wish I had a psychologist.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #588 on: September 10, 2010, 10:05:21 AM »
I wish I had a psychologist.

Granted. You always have someone caring for you in the asylum.

I wish i contracted the obliterator virus

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #589 on: September 10, 2010, 10:30:05 AM »
Granted but for reasons only you know your weapon merges with your penis, as you can no longer pee your bladder explodes inside you and you die.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #590 on: September 10, 2010, 01:39:43 PM »
granted it pays one albanian lica more. :)


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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #591 on: September 10, 2010, 07:55:24 PM »
granted, the rules come written on the back end of a hungry carnifex. Happy birthday.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #592 on: September 11, 2010, 01:08:46 AM »
Granted. But then I take it from you.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #593 on: September 11, 2010, 05:42:21 AM »
granted but then i coat it in petrol and let the flames begin


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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #594 on: September 11, 2010, 07:52:05 AM »
Granted but now it gets cooked the way you dont like it.

I wish Santa would stop soking pot at the mall.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #595 on: September 11, 2010, 10:55:29 AM »
Granted, He switches to heroin instead.

I wish I had a higher post count.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #596 on: September 11, 2010, 10:57:39 AM »
granted but then you get banned for SPAMMING



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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #597 on: September 11, 2010, 11:07:06 AM »
Granted but now your keyboard's broken so you can never type in non caps again.......

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #598 on: September 11, 2010, 09:52:08 PM »
Granted, he starts speaking in calm, articulate matter, and his speech become so beautiful that all women on the planet love him, and hence, you cannot find a woman to fornicate with and die without passing on a genetic heritage, hence denying any effect you could have on future generations.

I wish for tasty and nutritious green eggs and ham

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #599 on: September 11, 2010, 10:27:13 PM »
Granted, but they're green and look all icky.

I wish I could bend matter to my will.
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