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Offline Brother Captain Julo

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #560 on: September 4, 2010, 06:46:38 PM »
Wish granted but you now have an insane brother who likes the idea of you and fire.

I wish I was a shapeshifter

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #561 on: September 5, 2010, 11:34:04 AM »
Granted but you can only turn into a fluffy bunny.

I wish i had rabbit soup.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #562 on: September 5, 2010, 04:17:08 PM »
Granted but the bits cause you to choke.

I wish someone would delete this thread ;)
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #563 on: September 5, 2010, 09:07:25 PM »
Granted but somebody will start up corrupt a wish 1.5

I wish robot chicken came on every night.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #564 on: September 5, 2010, 10:48:26 PM »
Granted, but whoever owned robot chicken sold it to the Disney Channel. You know what that means.

I wish my father-in-law wasn't such an rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean?.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #565 on: September 6, 2010, 10:01:45 AM »
Granted but now hes Japenese.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #566 on: September 6, 2010, 10:40:45 AM »
Granted but then I take 4 away.

I wish pod droppa would stop playing SM and switch to IG instead.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #567 on: September 6, 2010, 10:42:40 AM »
granted but then they became obselete like those poor squats

i iwsh every second wish wasn't about the destruction of this thread
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #568 on: September 6, 2010, 11:25:46 AM »
Granted but then this thread would die due to lack of use

I wish for a cupcake

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #569 on: September 6, 2010, 11:29:36 AM »
Granted bt now its a fruit cupcake

I wish jobob will stop trying to take my pods away

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #570 on: September 6, 2010, 07:12:38 PM »
Granted. You know have to stick with them for the rest of your life. Mwahahahaha!

I wish I had enough money to buy an Eldar army.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #571 on: September 6, 2010, 07:15:28 PM »
Granted but you have no glue to put it together.

Oh thanks for lettin me keep my drop pods ;D

I wish i could get enough money for a tau army.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #572 on: September 7, 2010, 06:48:29 AM »
Granted, but your soul-sucking middle manager job that you took to get the money gradually destroys you. You come home tired, your wife grows alternately bored and angry with you. Your kids resent you-- secretly, at first, then more and more openly. You can't make it to your son's football games because of work. He becomes more and more despondent and stops playing. His grades slip. He's no longer a jock, no longer a popular kid. Even the "losers" won't hang with him for his previous crimes against them. He is, more than anyone else at his school, Alone. Despite it all, it makes him stronger. He will overcome this difficulty, but never his hatred for you, the distance he feels from that man he calls "father," a word ever more devoid of meaning.

Your neighbors are all happier than you. Your marriage is falling apart... but there aren't any arguments. No, you never argued. She would just smile and bear it. But that silence was a deadly one, one not borne from understanding, but acceptance of the truth-- you are married because it's less effort than getting a divorce. Her parents hate you. She hates you. She only stays with you for the kids. Who hate you.

But you have enough money for the tau army, and that once a week when your 40k club meets, you feel alive, young, energetic again. And sometimes you miss your old pod-dropping days, when you were young and foolish and poor and full of life every day and in love with her, and live, and 40k.




I wish for a bigger house.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #573 on: September 7, 2010, 12:06:52 PM »
granted but its so big you cant pay for it then you lose it and liove in a cardboard box

i wish for a stealer cult update
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #574 on: September 7, 2010, 05:00:40 PM »
Granted but its worse than you thought

OH!! and blazinghand
Granted, but your soul-sucking middle manager job that you took to get the money gradually destroys you. You come home tired, your wife grows alternately bored and angry with you. Your kids resent you-- secretly, at first, then more and more openly. You can't make it to your son's football games because of work. He becomes more and more despondent and stops playing. His grades slip. He's no longer a jock, no longer a popular kid. Even the "losers" won't hang with him for his previous crimes against them. He is, more than anyone else at his school, Alone. Despite it all, it makes him stronger. He will overcome this difficulty, but never his hatred for you, the distance he feels from that man he calls "father," a word ever more devoid of meaning.

Your neighbors are all happier than you. Your marriage is falling apart... but there aren't any arguments. No, you never argued. She would just smile and bear it. But that silence was a deadly one, one not borne from understanding, but acceptance of the truth-- you are married because it's less effort than getting a divorce. Her parents hate you. She hates you. She only stays with you for the kids. Who hate you.

But you have enough money for the tau army, and that once a week when your 40k club meets, you feel alive, young, energetic again. And sometimes you miss your old pod-dropping days, when you were young and foolish and poor and full of life every day and in love with her, and live, and 40k.

That hurt. I mean that hurt a lot. :'( :'(




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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #575 on: September 7, 2010, 11:06:06 PM »
Well pod droppa didn't wish for anything so
I wish to steal his wish.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #576 on: September 8, 2010, 04:49:48 AM »
Wish granted, but he didn't wish for anything, so you've stolen nothing.

I wish for a steadier hand.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #577 on: September 8, 2010, 09:45:11 AM »
Granted, but now you have arthritis.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #578 on: September 8, 2010, 08:12:50 PM »
Granted, but ive already wished for that so shut up.

I wish i had Jobob will fix my roof for free.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #579 on: September 9, 2010, 12:35:04 AM »
Granted but I did a really crappy job.

I wish pod droppa would stop playing Space Marines.
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