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Offline Hekkastor

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #520 on: August 9, 2010, 05:58:54 PM »
granted, you have an army of armless teddy bears to do your bidding.

I wish for a cool new design for the monolith so that it can actually fit on a skimmer base.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #521 on: August 21, 2010, 08:07:08 PM »
wish granted, but the new design is even worst than the old design and the stand breaks under the weight.....


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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #522 on: August 21, 2010, 10:53:42 PM »
Granted, we somehow start this thread all over again

I wish for MORE!

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #523 on: August 23, 2010, 12:32:56 AM »
Granted, but less is more.

I wish for flight.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #524 on: August 23, 2010, 08:36:54 AM »
granted but your plane is delayed

i wish i had a cannoness
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #525 on: August 23, 2010, 11:54:25 AM »
Granted, you now have a psychotic woman forcing you to pray to the emperor three times a day, drags you along on witch hunts, and get both of you arrested after pulling a flamer out on a street magician. Outraged that the citizens of your planet would dare lock up their cannoness, a whole army of witch hunters makes landfall and declares war on our planet and slaughter untold amounts of people before claiming the planet in the name of the imperium. Good Job!

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #526 on: August 23, 2010, 11:55:59 AM »
granted but i burn you as a heretic.

Granted, you now have a psychotic woman forcing you to pray to the emperor three times a day, drags you along on witch hunts, and get both of you arrested after pulling a flamer out on a street magician. Outraged that the citizens of your planet would dare lock up their cannoness, a whole army of witch hunters makes landfall and declares war on our planet and slaughter untold amounts of people before claiming the planet in the name of the imperium. Good Job!

right and the problem there is???????????

i wish that would happen :)
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #527 on: August 23, 2010, 12:00:45 PM »
Earth now belongs to the Imperium, and you get drafted into the Imperial Guard. They put you on the front lines of a chaos invasion, and pretty soon you end up being captured by Noise Marines because they feel like having something to "play" with, and because they're feeling generous, they let the plague marines "play" with you too. I won't begin to describe the diseases and mental damage you have received.

I wish that women found my attractive....

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #528 on: August 23, 2010, 12:04:53 PM »
granted, but they dont know what you want to find attractive so they kill themselves in confusion


Earth now belongs to the Imperium, and you get drafted into the Imperial Guard. They put you on the front lines of a chaos invasion, and pretty soon you end up being captured by Noise Marines because they feel like having something to "play" with, and because they're feeling generous, they let the plague marines "play" with you too. I won't begin to describe the diseases and mental damage you have received.


again problem is where??????

i wish i had a better answer

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #529 on: August 26, 2010, 05:59:23 AM »
Granted, but other people are greatly dismayed.

I wish I had a huge cup of OJ
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #530 on: August 26, 2010, 07:53:04 AM »
Granted but the OJ is actually made out insect guts.

I wish my wish wont get corrupted.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #531 on: August 26, 2010, 12:24:22 PM »
Granted, you are killed before you find out whether or not it was corrupted.

I wish it wasn't so easy to corrupt sometimes.....
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #532 on: August 26, 2010, 12:29:37 PM »
Granted but now you cant think of anyway to corrupt a wish.

I wish somebody would put out Blazinghand's blazing hand.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #533 on: August 26, 2010, 05:25:58 PM »
wish granted, but now its airborne.

I wish orks had initiative 4.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #534 on: August 26, 2010, 05:28:36 PM »
Granted, they have I4 but WS, S and T of 1

I wish for snow.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #535 on: August 27, 2010, 09:02:57 AM »
Granted, there is snow everywhere, but it's all yellow.

I wish my animal crackers tasted better.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #536 on: August 27, 2010, 09:10:18 AM »
Granted, but they only taste MARGINALLY better.

I wish I could create matter at will.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #537 on: August 27, 2010, 10:48:16 AM »
Granted, but it falls on you and you die.

I wish I knew what the hell a Lazerous Penguin is.
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #538 on: August 27, 2010, 12:15:59 PM »
Granted but the image is so horrificly disgustng that you want it out of your head.

I wish mouloks had a toughness of 1.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #539 on: August 27, 2010, 12:21:30 PM »
granted but i dont know what your on about

i wish i could read L77T (leet)
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