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Offline High Grandmaster smithmyster666 of the Grey Knights

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #400 on: June 13, 2010, 03:58:10 PM »
Granted but the next spill is 5 times more spectacular
I wish I had more time and money
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #401 on: June 15, 2010, 01:50:53 PM »
granted but your in jail, enjoy serving your time, and having your money stolen

i wisjh i could get on more often lately
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #402 on: June 15, 2010, 02:19:05 PM »
granted but your life colapses around you and you have nothing else to do so you are on here all day every day =)

I wish i had more black spray paint >=(

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #403 on: June 15, 2010, 02:58:08 PM »
Wish granted, you have 40k tons of black spray paint. Then suddenly they all explode because they got too hot.

I wish that the black paint from the explosion didn't get on me. >:(

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #404 on: June 15, 2010, 03:51:06 PM »
Granted non of the black paint touches you but some of the little plastic buttons on top go straight through both your eyes... I would write more but hey you can't see now.

I wish that there were more Bank Holidays in a year.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #405 on: June 15, 2010, 11:57:08 PM »
Granted, but they are only holidays for people who work at banks. And everybody has to pay the bank during said holidays, so you get a free day, but you have to pay for it.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #406 on: June 16, 2010, 03:55:23 AM »
Wish granted, but it grows so long that it hits the ceiling and makes the building collapse on you.

I wish people would post on the Procrastination Tavern.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #407 on: June 17, 2010, 12:06:35 AM »
Granted, but people are already procrastinating, therefore, "they'll post when they feel like it".

I wish tomorrow was past me already.


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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #408 on: June 17, 2010, 02:52:18 PM »
Granted you accidentally step on a time hole that transports you 24 hours forward in time. Unfortunately you land on your mother when you come out of the time warp thingy and accidentally stop yourself from ever being born.

Without anybody or anything dying as a consequence I wish flatulence didn't exist.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #409 on: June 19, 2010, 05:20:28 PM »
granted but because of all the excess gas inside everyone, everyone becomes REALLY fat =P

I wish my Chapter Master would stop dying to Guardsman flashlights

EDIT! now it makes sense =P
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #410 on: June 20, 2010, 08:42:02 PM »


I wish my Chapter Master would stop dying to Guardsman flashlights



wish granted, but now he gets beat down by tau fire warriors in hand to hand combat every time you play tau

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #411 on: June 22, 2010, 02:59:48 PM »
Granted, you know the truth about the girls feelings towards you and you discover that she hates 40k and anybody that post in forums.

I wish SwampyTurtle would ask the the girl how she feels about him and post the result on here.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #412 on: June 26, 2010, 11:33:56 AM »
wish granted. you get to listen to him whine about how she kicked his ass and left him in a ditch.

i wish i had all the models needed to actually finish the two armies i have.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #413 on: June 27, 2010, 11:26:25 PM »
Granted but the cost of building the armies has bankrupted your country.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #414 on: June 28, 2010, 12:51:13 AM »
granted but now you have to watch sanct 24/7

i wish i had the money to start an ork army.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #415 on: June 28, 2010, 07:34:45 AM »
Granted but they declare a waaaagh and as the attempt to run away fall into a drain outside your house
I wish that the rumour mill is wrong with what 40k codex comes next for once
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #416 on: June 28, 2010, 08:03:01 PM »
granted but now gw doesn't know what to print. none of the armies ever get an update again.

i wish that there would be some event in the 40k universe to break the stalemate for once.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #417 on: June 28, 2010, 10:42:01 PM »
granted, but the good guys win and everyone lives happily ever after.

I wish i could afford a new sm army

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #418 on: June 29, 2010, 09:38:20 AM »
granted but they melt as you decide display them in a magnifying glass cabinet
i wish i had some serious inspiration and motivation
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #419 on: June 29, 2010, 02:46:33 PM »
like thats gonna happen.

i wish i was less apathetic.
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