Topic: corrupt a wish!!!

[Alienscar]

Granted, 20,000 points of Imperial models appear in your bedroom. Unfortunately as they arrive unexpectedly you tread all over them leaving you with 500 points.

I wish that radio stations would realise that playing Pop songs from different era doesn't actually offer the variety they claim.

[Shalken]

Granted, but they start playing lullabies.

I wish that I was a master manga artist.

[Alienscar]

Granted but you only draw with white ink on white paper so nobody knows how good you actually are.

I wish I would stop procrastinating

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, but you become so focused you forget 40k entirely.

I wish I had more Orks, they rule

[Nomsheep, the Modhunter.]

granted but i 'borrow' them cos i want orks to

i wish i had unlimited money

[Bassiecore]

granted, however it is hidden in a secret swiss bank account that is so well hidden even you cant find it

i wish my dad would get his head out his own ass and start paying us

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, he destroys all of you without hesitation

I wish The Elder Scrolls Oblivion wasn't so much stupid fun

[Bassiecore]

granted but it now does not exist

i wish Forge World would have a 90% off sale on Titans

he destroys all of you without hesitation

wouldnt be surprised...

[Nomsheep, the Modhunter.]

granted, but now they are made of my dry mangoo

i wish that would happen

[Tethesis]

Granted, but no one knows what dry mangoo is, nor do they want to know, therefore the titans are all disposed of in the worst way possible.

I wish I felt more like painting and modelling my armies and scenery.

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, however you lock yourself away and don't come out until the Zombie Apocalypse.  You're army and scenery are useless.

I wish I had more Orks, cause more is better!

[Alienscar]

Granted, here have one more Grot

I wish people with faith would stop acting like faith is enough to justify murder.

[Tethesis]

Granted, but it is now established that faith and guns are enough to justify murder.

I wish that after the Zombie Apocalypse my family and friends were inside my Fortress of Honour, then we can play 40K whenever we're not fending off zombies.

[Alienscar]

Granted but during a particularly massive and interesting Apocalypse game you forget to shut the front door and the Zombies get in and turn out to be unbeatable at 40K.

I wish doughnuts had never been created.

[Nomsheep, the Modhunter.]

granted but then homer simpson hunts you down with a pitchfork

i wish i could see that happen

[Tethesis]

Granted, but you forget about it immediately after (because of the MIB's flashy thingy).

I wish zombies only ate creationist's brains. Pretty sure they'd die (again) out not long after that.

[makecowsnotwar]

Granted, but then real jesus comes down and proves that creationism is fact. And that all that do not find this true fact true will be shot for heretical thoughts.

I wish my wish will not be corrupted.

[Sanctjud]

Granted...it'll just be 'altered' to my liking.....salty and covered in man goo.

I wish for Starky to return.... posting for two egos here is hard work...

[Farseer Arendil]

Granted, however he returns in a weakened state, and thus he eats you to regain his strength.

I wish the Tavern Apocalypse wasn't coming

[Nomsheep, the Modhunter.]

granted, it arrives

i wish you would explain you reasoning behind the coming of the apocalypse, im not the cause i just help things along