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Offline Farseer Arendil

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #240 on: May 13, 2010, 09:57:56 AM »
Wish granted, however the forum shuts down entirely and Sancty has to go elsewhere to pervert something.

I wish that the Tavern wasn't so full of sadists
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #241 on: May 13, 2010, 01:02:07 PM »
Wish granted, All of them die! And then you become depressed and go and die! In a hole.

I wish Scotland was sunny 360 days a year.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #242 on: May 13, 2010, 01:05:02 PM »
wish granted, but everyone in scotland goes insane from the constant sunlight. (Much like alaska thinking about it)

I wish people knew the true meaning to communism that Karl Marx spoke about.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #243 on: May 13, 2010, 01:29:52 PM »
Wish granted, but facism also makes a return and the world is thrown into chaos.

I wish we could all just get along
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #244 on: May 14, 2010, 05:08:20 AM »
Granted but without conflict of any sort businesses cannot survive as they no longer want to make anything that would upset their competitors. Soon the shops are empty of everything except for baked beans.

I wish that people would realise that there really isn't a reason for the fast pace of modern life and go back to walking, boats and carriages as ways of transport.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2010, 05:10:15 AM by Alienscar »
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #245 on: May 14, 2010, 10:21:20 AM »
...you don't like cars, eh? >:(

Fine.  Wish granted, but now you get sore feet and bunions from walking everywhere, sea sickness from the puny little rowboats, and ruined shoes from stepping in horse amphetamine parrot.

BTW, your prejudices against us proud, hard working, hard polluting vehicles disgusts me. >:(

I wish I wasn't so offended right now.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #246 on: May 14, 2010, 10:43:05 AM »
Wish granted as I go out and aquire a giant Hummer H2 and use it to road trip all over, causing several hybrid owners to explode in horror

I wish we had more members in the Ordo Pedobearus
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #247 on: May 14, 2010, 10:46:18 AM »
granted but they all decide to cause mutiny and overthrow the existing members and rename it the ordofairydusters
i wish the ordo pedobearus didnt seem to sound like they worship sancty instead of the emperor
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #248 on: May 14, 2010, 10:55:03 AM »
Wish granted. Apparently you forget what an Ordo does.  Ordo Pedobearus is "Kill the Pedobear."  You are killed by the Ordo Hereticus for heresy and treason however.

I wish that some of the tavern fools would not worship the Pedobear.
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #249 on: May 14, 2010, 10:58:32 AM »
Granted, but with the Tavern fools the tavern can't exist.

I wish that painting 40K figures Blood Red was easier.

...you don't like cars, eh? >:(

Nothing against cars just the way people use them. There really is no need to drive a journey that takes 1-5 Min's. Nobody is that short of time.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #250 on: May 14, 2010, 10:59:53 AM »
Wish granted, however now you must use your own blood.

I wish painting any GW red color was easier.
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #251 on: May 14, 2010, 12:25:16 PM »
Wish granted.  Welcome back to 'the Red era'.  *ugh* Remember those days? :(

Nothing against cars just the way people use them. There really is no need to drive a journey that takes 1-5 Min's. Nobody is that short of time.

So...you, want cars to do less work?  I could get on board with that! :)

I wished that above would happen.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #252 on: May 14, 2010, 12:46:08 PM »
Wish granted, people are give a Segway for free to go short distances, unforturnately, auto-related deaths triples as these idiots are hard to see and too stupid to get out of the way.

I wish I had a real thunder hammer and stormshield
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #253 on: May 15, 2010, 11:39:28 AM »
Wish granted. But you became the miniature.

I wish I can pilot a valkyrie soon!
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #254 on: May 15, 2010, 04:44:27 PM »
Granted but the soonest happens to be the 41st millennium,

I wish the Icelandic ash cloud would stop bothering UK airspace.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #255 on: May 15, 2010, 05:29:06 PM »
wish granted but nows it's german ash,


i wish i had a greater knarloc
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #256 on: May 15, 2010, 08:20:25 PM »
Granted, but it eats all your clothes.

I wish this was more awesome:



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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #257 on: May 16, 2010, 07:30:04 AM »
not possible

i wish i had it
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #258 on: May 16, 2010, 10:06:49 AM »
it is too small.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #259 on: May 16, 2010, 10:08:40 AM »
Wish granted, then the new codex comes out at a cheaper price with better quality stuff.

I wish they churn out good codexes every time.
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