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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #980 on: June 12, 2012, 05:31:43 PM »
Wish Granted, you are subject to a Donkey Punch.

I wish for a higher post count...
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #981 on: June 13, 2012, 06:26:33 AM »
Granted, but no one gives two amphetamine parrots

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #982 on: June 13, 2012, 06:41:46 AM »
You go to 'mars', you get stuck in chocolate, caramel and nougat heaven looking up at a red planet above you.

I was to be a millionaire (in pounds sterling)

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #983 on: June 15, 2012, 06:25:51 AM »
Wish granted! Youre a millioner but you are stuck on a 10x10 foot island with no communications.

I wish I was a giant!

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #984 on: June 15, 2012, 06:54:25 AM »
granted however you're stuck with me on the island and I make you stand in the water with sharkes nibbling your toes

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #985 on: June 15, 2012, 10:28:48 PM »
Granted, your super power is that you are great at Math.

I wish Diablo 3 was a better game :-/
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #986 on: June 16, 2012, 01:52:32 AM »
Granted, I draw the number three over Diablo two (I mean, great bringing it up to date with graphics and all, but surely they could've done a bit more).

I wish that I could go to one of these monthly tournaments and not come back pissed about some ruling or idiot player (I might need to start another yearly campaign of homegames again).
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #987 on: June 18, 2012, 04:38:28 AM »
Granted, you get laid and chill the beslubber out.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #988 on: June 18, 2012, 06:34:33 AM »
Yeah, that didn't happen. It had such an efect that I'm trading off the army I used

Granted, but you get all uptight because I got all your nookie energy.

I wish I could trade off my mech Eldar for a really good army.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #989 on: June 18, 2012, 07:59:27 AM »
Granted I give you my *really good* Necron army

I wish the secretary behind me cold eat with her mouth closed.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #990 on: June 18, 2012, 05:08:25 PM »
Granted. However, the pressure of eating with her/his mouth closed causes his/her head to explode showering everyone in the room with brains.......

I wish that summer would return to the British Isles.........
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #991 on: June 19, 2012, 04:43:38 AM »
In London it already has! However for corruption purposes, it gets rediculously hot, hose pipe bans follow also tarmac melts and cars crash, the train lines warp and basically in true British style the weather undermines our entire society. Again.

I really wish my secretary's head did explode

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #992 on: June 19, 2012, 05:48:14 AM »
Granted! But when it does you explode to.

I wish I had a amphetamine parrot

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #993 on: June 19, 2012, 10:33:29 AM »
granted but you go big style and can't leave the can for days on end.
Unless you actually do want a parrot in which case thats fine 8)

I wish I got a bigger pay rise

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #994 on: June 19, 2012, 11:42:13 AM »
Granted! but as a result the government audits you and decides you need to pay way more taxes  8)

I wish for my Orc Army to start....
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #995 on: June 21, 2012, 03:43:08 PM »
Granted, however due to a mix up you get an army made up of killer whales............

I wish i Knew what i know now when i was younger............ ...
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #996 on: June 21, 2012, 03:57:26 PM »
Granted, unfortunatly due to your age no one takes you seriously with what you have to say and the "oldies" steal your ideas anyway.

I wish for my pay rise...
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #997 on: June 21, 2012, 06:18:12 PM »
Granted, I shall place your paycheck on a ladder next time you pick it up.

I wish I could make a Kroot merc army that can count-as any other army!
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #998 on: June 22, 2012, 09:23:45 AM »
Granted you produce the best Kroot counts as army anyone has ever seen but it takes so long that as you finish the last model you die age 77.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #999 on: June 22, 2012, 12:04:54 PM »
Done! Jimmy Carr is hailed as a stand out bloke, eclipses DC in populatity and wins the next general election.
We now have a comedian as a PM, the world hasn't laughed so hard since Berlesconi. We are foolls in the eyes of the world.


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