Author Topic: corrupt a wish!!! (Read 65381 times)

Farseer Arendil · « **Reply #540 on:** August 27, 2010, 01:49:22 PM »

Granted. however it is all you can read and no one uses it leaving you illiterate..... still.

I wish I had a newbie to beat on, nom's no fun anymore.

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #541 on:** August 27, 2010, 03:29:24 PM »

granted, blazinghand,poddroppa jawmonkey

i wish i had my vengeance

Jack_Merridew · « **Reply #542 on:** August 27, 2010, 03:34:13 PM »

granted, your vengence was sweet, but why did you have to kill "all" the smurfs.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Hekkastor · « **Reply #543 on:** August 27, 2010, 05:06:54 PM »

Granted. Due to unforeseen side effects in some new widely developed vaccines, you grow around three inches taller. However, so does every single one of the other billion or so people who got vaccinated, and so the height ratio stays the same.

I wish that I was so awesome, people would have to shield their eyes whenever I walk into a room.

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #544 on:** August 27, 2010, 05:09:07 PM »

granted but because i have the power to make you awesome i do the same to myself nd make you claw out your own eyes due to my awesomenesss

i wish i could set my army of smurfs onto james fett (Grumbles) edit my name will you.

Hekkastor · « **Reply #545 on:** August 28, 2010, 01:18:41 AM »

Granted. After hours and hours of endless work and tear-causing frustration, you set down every last of your smurf models on james fett, making sure everyone is balanced correctly and in unit coherency, except for the stupid one who keeps falling of james right shoulder. He sneezes and your work is ruined. You have lost sic hours of your life. Congradulations.

I wish the I knew what to wish for, and had an additional wish with which to wish for said thing I would wish for, now that I know what to wish for.

Blazinghand · « **Reply #546 on:** August 28, 2010, 05:54:09 AM »

Granted, but you use it to wish for delicious carrots. Although delicious, it is a waste of a wish.

I wish I was a good cook.

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #547 on:** August 28, 2010, 05:57:09 AM »

granted, you get a job, but someone not nameing ~~sanct~~ names has replaced your salt with something salty and liquidy you use on a customers plate and get fired from the job. sanct then follows you down a dark alley and the end is already well known

i wish it was enrolement already

SwampyTurtle · « **Reply #548 on:** August 30, 2010, 02:24:52 PM »

Wish granted, but unfortunaly you enrolled for the sanct van grand tour!

I wish i didnt have 5 sections of math +3 test / quizes to do before wed.

POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! · « **Reply #549 on:** August 30, 2010, 05:44:51 PM »

Granted but now you have a physics test tommorow.(thats right your in school already)

I wish i could speak both arabic and german.

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #550 on:** August 31, 2010, 08:51:08 AM »

granted but you speak the german both in the presence of a bitter world war two survivor and he shoots you

i wish i had had i better corruption

SwampyTurtle · « **Reply #551 on:** August 31, 2010, 08:24:25 PM »

Wish granted but your so courrpted by now that even the chaos gods wouldnt want to try to touch you. Yes even nurgle....

I wish i had a better indication of whether or not I would pass this stupid math class come christmas

POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! · « **Reply #552 on:** September 1, 2010, 09:45:27 AM »

Granted but now you find out you wont pass english class.

I wish somebody would make swampy turtle into turtle soup.

Brother Captain Julo · « **Reply #553 on:** September 3, 2010, 08:20:21 PM »

Wish granted but as an endangered species this angers animal rights activists who hunt you down.

I wish I could teleport

POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! · « **Reply #554 on:** September 3, 2010, 08:54:20 PM »

Granted but you end up in the warp.

I wish i had a 44. magnum.

Brother Captain Julo · « **Reply #555 on:** September 4, 2010, 06:57:38 AM »

Wish granted but it comes with 8 hungry Genestealers, it's a 6 shot revolver. You do the math....

I wish I had power armour

POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! · « **Reply #556 on:** September 4, 2010, 10:04:21 AM »

Granted but no you cant get out of it to take a crap.

I wish i had 2 .44 magnums to fight off those 8 hungry genestealers.

Chie Satonaka · « **Reply #557 on:** September 4, 2010, 11:27:08 AM »

Granted but now the genestealers have extended carapaces.

I wish my car was a Rhino.

POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! · « **Reply #558 on:** September 4, 2010, 12:17:21 PM »

Granted but now chaos has taken away your metal bawks.

I wish my priest at church was a SoB.

Chie Satonaka · « **Reply #559 on:** September 4, 2010, 12:39:16 PM »

Granted but now he executes you for being a heretic.

I wish my sister wasn't so damn annoying.

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