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Offline Nomsheep, the Modhunter.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1020 on: August 23, 2012, 08:27:05 PM »
granted, provided you pay for my flight, and first few months of rent.

I wish for above mentioned scenario to occur.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1021 on: August 24, 2012, 12:39:07 AM »
Granted, free rent for a few months could actually be handled, but I could only afford to fly you out here if you cremated yourself first (Hell, get your student visa and come on over, Why not? There's a junior college in La Junta)

I wish I could freeze time to get more done in a day. (I'm an insomniac in a normal person's body)
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1022 on: August 24, 2012, 04:27:23 AM »
Granted! you freeze time and and yourself, obviously and find there is still only 24 hours in a day.

I wish I was this happy all day every day!!

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1023 on: August 24, 2012, 11:32:15 AM »
granted it gets boring quick.

@jawmonkey: you have no idea how seriously tempting that is.

I wish for successful drawing skills.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1024 on: August 24, 2012, 11:33:11 PM »
I made sure to tell the wife just in case (I'm a man of my word), she's cool with it. You'll have to get a job, but it's not like you'd have to learn the language or anything... well, there are a lot of Hispanics here, but still, like I said, "Hell, why not?"

Granted, but all that staring at that white paper makes you blind.

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1025 on: August 26, 2012, 12:32:40 PM »
All I need now is a passport, knowledge of where to get a student visa, money to get over there, to understand the difference twixt British and yank, to know where to search for a job, and apparently if I go to the college to pull minimum of $1000 out my ass. So not much then. :)

granted, you get fired. all the time in the world. :)

I wish I had a passport.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1026 on: August 26, 2012, 10:41:10 PM »
Granted. Too bad it originally belonged to a reknowned terrorist who was known for smuggling explosives in his rear end.

I wish to get the drive to make a full scale prop bolter.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1027 on: August 26, 2012, 11:01:53 PM »
granted, but it turns out awful.

I wish for more caffeine
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1028 on: August 27, 2012, 01:00:00 AM »
Granted, too bad its been diluted amongst the 30 wild-eyed children I drop off at your house.

I wish for world peace.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1029 on: August 27, 2012, 03:52:01 PM »
granted humanity is wiped out, world peace granted.

I wish for more effort and moniez
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1030 on: August 27, 2012, 05:46:10 PM »
Granted, I give you a bajillion intenet dollarz.

I wish to finish this home school stuff with the kids for today.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1031 on: August 28, 2012, 01:48:44 PM »
granted, I eat them no more home school ever.

I wish for a better wish.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1032 on: August 28, 2012, 06:35:29 PM »
What could be better than wanting tocome over to the US as an exchange student? Oh yeah, living here!

can you legally own a .50 fully automatic machinegun in the UK?... yeah, that's right, NOPE!

I wish I had a robot to do my evil bidding.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1033 on: August 29, 2012, 04:50:12 AM »
evil robot, quite obviously, kills you...

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1034 on: August 29, 2012, 10:26:37 AM »
Granted but then she dumps you one second later.

I wish we could happily live on the moon.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1035 on: August 31, 2012, 04:06:58 AM »
Granted but then she dumps you one second later.

I wish we could happily live on the moon.

Granted, but its a 1 room apartment you share with carnies.

I wish carnies weren't so darned creepy.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1036 on: August 31, 2012, 05:35:06 AM »
Granted, you become of of them and they dont' seem so creapy. You however....

I wish I had a good job

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1037 on: August 31, 2012, 07:01:09 AM »
Granted, but now you wish you were a carnie (I dissapear for for a few weeks, and come back obsessed with carnies... what the hell is wrong with me...)

I wish people would fact-check before making accusations.
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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1038 on: August 31, 2012, 10:30:23 AM »
Granted, they go away ascertain CORRECTLY that you are indeed a dirty carnie...

I wish I wans't a carnie

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Re: corrupt a wish!!!
« Reply #1039 on: August 31, 2012, 04:13:10 PM »
Granted, you upgrade to freak after cotton candy side effects surface.

I wish for the Ebay sales to go easy, this one's going to be huge.
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