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corrupt a wish!!!
« on: April 7, 2010, 07:06:14 PM »
this was  on another website and it was really popular for a while.

the first person wishes, the second person corrupts it, and  then they wish for something

Person one; i wish i could spell

person two: Wish granted, you can now spell, however you can neither read nor write. You have to express everything orally, which makes most of the internet useless to you.I wish had a cat

person three: wish granted but it has rabies. i wish i was rich

Etc. etc. Get how it goes? Think about your corruptions, and make them terrible!

i wish i could fly.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #1 on: April 7, 2010, 07:10:17 PM »
Wish granted but you wings are attached to your underpants, so everytime you try, you give yourself an atomic wedgy.

I wish I could use green stuff well

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #2 on: April 7, 2010, 07:13:33 PM »
Wish granted, but you become so good that everyone suddenly loves you, the papparazi follow you around and you never get a moment's peace.

i wish my tau would actually win me a battle
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #3 on: April 7, 2010, 07:37:26 PM »
Wished granted, but you become so entralled with your army, you collapse from flumes while gluing together yet another battlesuit.

I wish I could go faster.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #4 on: April 7, 2010, 07:39:34 PM »
wish granted, but as your engine gathers speed you chassis can't keep up and the engine leaves you behind

i wish i had something better to do
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #5 on: April 7, 2010, 08:21:40 PM »
wish granted, but your "something better is being santcjud's (sp?) be-atch.

I wish less people played space marines.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #6 on: April 7, 2010, 08:26:07 PM »
*sanctjud (thats how it's spelt)

granted but then the marine dex gets upated and every weapon becomes strength ten ap 1 so the few people who do play marines are unstoppable

i wiah matt ward would give up his day job
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #7 on: April 8, 2010, 10:44:23 AM »
wish granted, but now matt ward will be beating you to death daily as his new day job

I wish I was nicer sometimes.
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #8 on: April 8, 2010, 01:26:25 PM »
wish granted but you drive of an invisible road

i wish games workshop would makea new genestealer cult codex.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #9 on: April 8, 2010, 01:40:30 PM »
Wish granted, but it turns out to be a massive disapointment.

I wish I had more money.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #10 on: April 8, 2010, 01:44:11 PM »
wish granted, but you get in a bath of penny's one day and choke to death.

I wish i had a job (not-sanct related)
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #11 on: April 8, 2010, 05:02:42 PM »
wish granted, you get to crawl into storm drains and clean out amphetamine parrot clogs

I wish nomsheep would stop breathing
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #12 on: April 8, 2010, 06:13:35 PM »
Wish granted, but now he is a zombie that follows you constantly, moaning.

I wish I could focus on painting more than I do.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #13 on: April 8, 2010, 06:31:17 PM »
 Wish granted, but you are only able to paint innapropriate adult scenes in which your mother plays a predominant role.

I wish the holocaust never happend (ooo corrupt that you sick person)
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #14 on: April 8, 2010, 06:33:36 PM »
wish granted, but due to the fact six million people are still alive that should have died the world becomes even more overpopulated and everyone lives in slums.

i wish i was a fish
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #15 on: April 8, 2010, 07:45:48 PM »
Granted, but you have no gills.

I wish I had the FW Giant Squigoth.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #16 on: April 8, 2010, 09:13:03 PM »
wish granted, but by some freak of nature it comes alive and mauls you to death.

i wish i had originality
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #17 on: April 8, 2010, 09:16:30 PM »
wish granted, but your originality is copied by everyone.

I wish I could have a farm of exotic peacocks

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #18 on: April 8, 2010, 11:17:16 PM »
Granted, you get to milk all the cocks with feathers strapped on them.

I wish for information on Starky's whereabouts.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #19 on: April 9, 2010, 04:41:31 PM »
wish granted but the information involves crawling through  a foul mixture of sheep and duck's personal fluid

i wish i had a sisters of battle army
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